the quote thread

[New Jersey]

"Why is Jim treating the magician so poorly?"

- Robert California -

[avp60685]

"let's see if the physic man can predict that" a funny comment from a walkthrough by a friend of mines on youtube

[Watchtower]

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.

- Richard Bach -

[Kimba116]

Piper: Do I need to remind you of the big boob fiasco?
Paige: No, my back still hurts.
"Lucky Charmed"

[avp60685]

(Elphaba):
I'm limited
Just look at me - I'm limited
And just look at you
You can do all I couldn't do, Glinda
So now it's up to you
For both of us - now it's up to you...

(Glinda):
I've heard it said
That people come into our lives for a reason
Bringing something we must learn
And we are led
To those who help us most to grow
If we let them
And we help them in return
Well, I don't know if I believe that's true
But I know I'm who I am today
Because I knew you...

Like a comet pulled from orbit
As it passes a sun
Like a stream that meets a boulder
Halfway through the wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
I have been changed for good

(Elphaba):
It well may be
That we will never meet again
In this lifetime
So let me say before we part
So much of me
Is made of what I learned from you
You'll be with me
Like a handprint on my heart
And now whatever way our stories end
I know you have re-written mine
By being my friend...

Like a ship blown from its mooring
By a wind off the sea
Like a seed dropped by a skybird
In a distant wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you

(Glinda):
Because I knew you

(Both):
I have been changed for good

(Elphaba):
And just to clear the air
I ask forgiveness
For the things I've done you blame me for

(Glinda):
But then, I guess we know
There's blame to share

(Both):
And none of it seems to matter anymore

(Glinda):
Like a comet pulled from orbit
As it passes a sun
Like a stream that meets a boulder
Halfway through the wood

(Elphaba):
Like a ship blown from its mooring
By a wind off the sea
Like a seed dropped by a bird in the wood

(Both):
Who can say if I've been
Changed for the better?
I do believe I have been
Changed for the better

(Glinda):
And because I knew you...

(Elphaba):
Because I knew you...

(Both):
Because I knew you...
I have been changed for good...

[gilmorefanalways]

and ill stay on loving you forever if you will only let me

[spoonieluv247]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

who knew Rowdy Roddy Piper could be so cool?

[avp60685]

"I'll keep on loving you" a lyric from a song by Reba

[jamesottosweethart]

I saw this on a church sign this past Sunday: The best way to break a habit is to drop it.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

[avp60685]

"Great Scott!" a cute quote from Back to the Future

[Kimba116]

"People who are meant to be together always find their way in the end."

Brooke on One Tree Hill

[avp60685]

"say you, say me, say it for always that's the way it should be, say you say me, say it together naturally" from lyrics from a song called "say you say me" by Lionel Richie

[jamesottosweethart]

^^^ That is one of my most favorite songs from him! I also love his song named "Hello".

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

[avp60685]

I love that song too because I have it as a ring back tone on my cellphone!

"Hello, is it me you're looking for?" lyric to the song Hello by Lionel Richie

[HarleyQuinn]

"I simply believe what doesn't kill you makes you stranger" - The Joker in The Dark Knight

[spoonieluv247]

"It is beter to look good than to feel good." "You love mah....valous!!"



Fernando Lamas


and if you can name who played him on SNL, you'll get 1 Spooniepoint!!

[Mistermoonlight]

Billy Crystal, of course! Who could forget Fernando's Hideaway? That would be so . . . un-mahvelous!

[AntiArbitrator]

Yes! I would quote him when I wore 3" high heels and my feet were killing me. "It is better to look good than to feel good." is probably my most quoted line in my youth.

[spoonieluv247]

the best quote?

"You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef."


it is the 'Citizen Kane' of alcoholic clown movies!!!

[spaceman]

"the gods are blind and men see what they wish" - tyrion lannister

[avp60685]

I love this scene and there is some great quotes in it

[Kimba116]

Piper: Not that I'm complaining or anything because you guys did such great work. But champagne? Chocolate covered strawberries? Oysters? Aren't the kids a little young for the aphrodisiacs?

Paige: They're aphrodisiacs? Heh, who knew. Bubbly?

Piper: Paige.

Paige: What? Oh, come on, there were milk and cookies here too. You know, maybe if-if there were more kids living in this house, I would know what to get. Did you ever stop to think about that? Excuse me.

(Paige heads for the kitchen.)

Piper: She's been weird since she changed her hair color. She'll probably change it back.

"The Courtship of Wyatt's Father"

[avp60685]

Texas Chili Contest

They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around.
It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio city park.
The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was
visiting from Springfield, IL.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.
The original person called in sick at the last moment And I happened to be standing
there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in.
I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy
and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted".

Here are the scorecards from the event: (Frank is Judge #3)

Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato.. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) Holy Moly what the hell is in this stuff? You could
remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the
flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy!

Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed
to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the
Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
These hicks are out of their minds.

Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 -- A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I’ve been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. The barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting frog-faced from all of the beer...


Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic.
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover.
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 --Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit, the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.


Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames.
I messed myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili..
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of
chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried
about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pulled the pin, and I wouldn't feel a
thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water.
My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of
lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted,passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

[gilmorefanalways]

spoonie i luuv ur quote bout bubble gum i remember hearing it on this movie called they lived it was one crazy movie

[avp60685]

Steven Keaton: [walks into the kitchen] What's this?
Elyse Keaton: Andrew drew it. It's a picture of a dog. I told him that he couldn't have a dog because Mallory is allergic to dogs.
Steven Keaton: What's this?
Elyse Keaton: It's a picture of Mallory moving away.

From Family Ties

[AntiArbitrator]

"We are exactly where we have chosen to be."
Vernon Howard

[AntiArbitrator]

May 30, 2012 12:28:19 GMT -5 avp60685 said:

Texas Chili Contest

They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around.
Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic.
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
***
Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

Aly, I meant to tell you that I laughed all the way through this, but chili #4 is my favorite. My initial reaction was gee, that's a long one, but I didn't mind because it's entertaining.

[avp60685]

thanks, my dad had gotten it as an email and he shared it with my mom and me and i fell over laughing the first time i read it

[gilmorefanalways]

you are my safe place

[gilmorefanalways]

lay down your money and you play your part everybodys got a hungry heart