Post by Mistermoonlight on Mar 15, 2012 21:37:08 GMT -5
I'm so glad we follow Steve Martin on Twitter here at The Evicted. Here's his list of the 10 funniest responses to his Tweets by other people:
1. Martin tweeted about his newly released album: “Rare Bird Alert #3 on Amazon. I’m as happy as a clam. Wait. Are clams really happy?” The response from @gropious3: “The chilling sound of clam-laughter has caused many fishermen to quit the sea.”
2. Martin tweeted: “Finally thinking about getting a computer." The response from @timdyson: “Make sure it has an ‘ANY’ key for all those sites that say, ‘hit any key to continue.’ Mine doesn’t and it’s so annoying.”
3. Martin tweeted: “Trusting wife angry at me for violating sacred pact of marriage. A married man, she claims, does not wear a bustle.” The response from @sarabuchan: “well, not in the FRONT. That’s probably what has made her angry.”
4. Martin tweeted: “Found some great new twitter pants. Tight red spandex with calf protectors. I’m sure the quality of tweets will improve now." The response from @buddygott: “I have the exact same twitter outfit. Let’s not wear them at the same place at the same time, ok?”
5. Martin tweeted: “Thinking of moving to Alabama because of ease of spelling the state. Only four letters to remember.” The response from @akmoss: “it’s why I moved to Oslo." And from @dandelions8910: “Also it’s always first on those pick your state drop down menus.”
6. Martin tweeted: “Trying to get my new nickname to catch on: “The Elegant Argentinean.” The response from@thevastydeep: “Assume Corky the Goat Herd was taken?"
7. Martin tweeted: “I have decided not to run for president. Have skeleton in closet, which is actual skeleton in actual closet.” The response from @12secondhorror: “This is really a lot tamer than most politician’s skeletons. You’d have a real shot on the ‘I only killed a guy’ platform."
8. Martin tweeted: “Took Tylenol PM in the morning, and was arrested.” The response from@JoeNewberry: “I suppose it is only a matter of time before you are listening to AM radio at night.”
9. Martin tweeted: “Just bought sexy new body stocking. In beige. With eyeholes. Currently walking dog in neighborhood. Tinfoil hat looks good, too.” The response from @italia_Federich: “Copy cat.”
10. Martin tweeted: “Illegal online tweet Poker: I have a King, a Six, an Ace, a Club and a Jack of deuces. I bet a dollar.” The response from@JoshJack: “I have a 4,5,7, jack and a skip card from UNO. I raise you a monopoly $20!
1. Martin tweeted about his newly released album: “Rare Bird Alert #3 on Amazon. I’m as happy as a clam. Wait. Are clams really happy?” The response from @gropious3: “The chilling sound of clam-laughter has caused many fishermen to quit the sea.”
2. Martin tweeted: “Finally thinking about getting a computer." The response from @timdyson: “Make sure it has an ‘ANY’ key for all those sites that say, ‘hit any key to continue.’ Mine doesn’t and it’s so annoying.”
3. Martin tweeted: “Trusting wife angry at me for violating sacred pact of marriage. A married man, she claims, does not wear a bustle.” The response from @sarabuchan: “well, not in the FRONT. That’s probably what has made her angry.”
4. Martin tweeted: “Found some great new twitter pants. Tight red spandex with calf protectors. I’m sure the quality of tweets will improve now." The response from @buddygott: “I have the exact same twitter outfit. Let’s not wear them at the same place at the same time, ok?”
5. Martin tweeted: “Thinking of moving to Alabama because of ease of spelling the state. Only four letters to remember.” The response from @akmoss: “it’s why I moved to Oslo." And from @dandelions8910: “Also it’s always first on those pick your state drop down menus.”
6. Martin tweeted: “Trying to get my new nickname to catch on: “The Elegant Argentinean.” The response from@thevastydeep: “Assume Corky the Goat Herd was taken?"
7. Martin tweeted: “I have decided not to run for president. Have skeleton in closet, which is actual skeleton in actual closet.” The response from @12secondhorror: “This is really a lot tamer than most politician’s skeletons. You’d have a real shot on the ‘I only killed a guy’ platform."
8. Martin tweeted: “Took Tylenol PM in the morning, and was arrested.” The response from@JoeNewberry: “I suppose it is only a matter of time before you are listening to AM radio at night.”
9. Martin tweeted: “Just bought sexy new body stocking. In beige. With eyeholes. Currently walking dog in neighborhood. Tinfoil hat looks good, too.” The response from @italia_Federich: “Copy cat.”
10. Martin tweeted: “Illegal online tweet Poker: I have a King, a Six, an Ace, a Club and a Jack of deuces. I bet a dollar.” The response from@JoshJack: “I have a 4,5,7, jack and a skip card from UNO. I raise you a monopoly $20!
