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Post by who is this bird you speak of? on May 18, 2012 11:44:04 GMT -5
I have no idea. I am so much nicer than you. Only 25% of the time. Not always. Always!
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Post by KyleEl on May 18, 2012 11:49:02 GMT -5
I don't know. Who are you?
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Post by hammies revenge on May 18, 2012 11:58:55 GMT -5
Only 25% of the time. Not always. Always! Hm, I think Bird's calculations are coming out wrong because she has neglected to correct for certain environmental and historical factors, and to account for the difference between absolute niceness and relative niceness (the latter of which we are measuring). Using the patented Sarcasmo Scale -- which allows for the input of various indiscretions, aliases, mutations, drunken fits/hallucinations, impersonations, bannings, lurking, trolling, stalking, and (to a much lesser extent) typographical errors -- I'm pretty sure Demon Vulture will still rank below my little Galinha on the niceness scale. (that said, Kidege is more of everything than Ndege on this scale due to seniority )
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Post by hammies revenge on May 18, 2012 12:04:05 GMT -5
I don't know. Who are you? The champions, the Sleer, the 99%, young, Marshall, fa-mi-ly ... I forget who we are, or maybe we are everyone.
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Post by who is this bird you speak of? on May 18, 2012 12:20:50 GMT -5
Sarcasmo Scale -- indiscretions: you know you have always been my one and only true love. I only pretended to like spiritcat to make you jealous. aliases: people have aliases? Whatever for? I only ever had one username on the WB and CW boards. mutations, drunken fits/hallucinations: I blame it on the formaldehyde, alcohol fumes and some other toxic substances in the lab. impersonations, bannings, lurking, trolling, stalking: never and (to a much lesser extent) typographical errors: I do occasionally make a typo. I'm not perfect after all.
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Post by who is this bird you speak of? on May 18, 2012 12:23:57 GMT -5
I don't know. Who are you? IamwhoIam
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Post by avp60685 on May 18, 2012 13:09:47 GMT -5
maybe!
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Post by MNBird on May 18, 2012 15:14:27 GMT -5
Hello, you crazy people. Did you miss me? Of course. Jeff96 missed you most.
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Post by MNBird on May 18, 2012 15:15:20 GMT -5
Always! Hm, I think Bird's calculations are coming out wrong because she has neglected to correct for certain environmental and historical factors, and to account for the difference between absolute niceness and relative niceness (the latter of which we are measuring). Using the patented Sarcasmo Scale -- which allows for the input of various indiscretions, aliases, mutations, drunken fits/hallucinations, impersonations, bannings, lurking, trolling, stalking, and (to a much lesser extent) typographical errors -- I'm pretty sure Demon Vulture will still rank below my little Galinha on the niceness scale. (that said, Kidege is more of everything than Ndege on this scale due to seniority ) I might have been a bit off. I miss kitty... were is spiritcat?
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Post by avp60685 on May 18, 2012 15:57:19 GMT -5
it could have been not sure
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Post by MNBird on May 19, 2012 9:26:12 GMT -5
*sits down with a bucket of popcorn waiting to see if there will be a juggling show today*
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Post by who is this bird you speak of? on May 19, 2012 11:00:43 GMT -5
*Steals Bird's popcorn, shoves her out of the way and sits down waiting for hammie to arrive*.
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Post by who is this bird you speak of? on May 19, 2012 11:01:35 GMT -5
Hello, you crazy people. Did you miss me? Of course. Jeff96 missed you most.
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Post by MNBird on May 19, 2012 11:16:01 GMT -5
*Steals Bird's popcorn, shoves her out of the way and sits down waiting for hammie to arrive*. *pulls up another chair, steals back the popcorn and glares at Birdy* Hello Birdy.
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Post by MNBird on May 19, 2012 11:17:08 GMT -5
Of course. Jeff96 missed you most. I knew you would enjoy knowing that. ;D
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Post by mercurytheatre on May 19, 2012 18:37:14 GMT -5
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Post by mercurytheatre on May 19, 2012 18:37:54 GMT -5
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Post by hammies revenge on May 19, 2012 23:40:24 GMT -5
Sparky and I are busy watching Mick Jagger. The rest of my hamsters appear to have been temporarily incarcerated.
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Post by mercurytheatre on May 19, 2012 23:49:30 GMT -5
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Post by MNBird on May 20, 2012 8:32:18 GMT -5
Sparky and I are busy watching Mick Jagger. The rest of my hamsters appear to have been temporarily incarcerated. AVP put them in some cage over there. -----> I tried to get them out, but they were biting me and it was making me mad so I left them there. I didn't see all of Mick Jagger, but of what I did see I didn't enjoy his singing much and his comedy was alright.
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Post by hammies revenge on May 20, 2012 20:28:01 GMT -5
I didn't see all of Mick Jagger.... *insert lewd comment here* Pity you didn't fancy the parts of him you did see ... if your taste in stars is like your taste in meals, he's probably not quite "aged" enough for you. Why don't you go check on Hugh Hefner for us? If you need me I'll be wiping congealed vulture blood off the hamster cage while rewatching the four-minute sendoff of Kristen Wiig on last night's episode. She wasn't my absolute favorite cast member or anything, but I have to say they saw her out in style.
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Post by avp60685 on May 21, 2012 7:29:11 GMT -5
*takes out Cutie of her cage and puts Sparky in Cutie's cage and sets Cutie on the table*
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Post by MNBird on May 21, 2012 19:12:23 GMT -5
I didn't see all of Mick Jagger.... *insert lewd comment here* Pity you didn't fancy the parts of him you did see ... if your taste in stars is like your taste in meals, he's probably not quite "aged" enough for you. Why don't you go check on Hugh Hefner for us? If you need me I'll be wiping congealed vulture blood off the hamster cage while rewatching the four-minute sendoff of Kristen Wiig on last night's episode. She wasn't my absolute favorite cast member or anything, but I have to say they saw her out in style. I saw the stones, ages ago live and I did enjoy them then, but I didn't think he sounded so great the other night.
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Post by avp60685 on May 22, 2012 5:51:51 GMT -5
*puts Cutie in Sparky's cage and leaves all of the hamsters in their cages but she does clean it out for hammie before the room smells*
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