The Ticker

[mercurytheatre]

Because of the obvious threat to untold numbers of citizens, and because of the crisis which is even now developing, this radio station will remain on the air - day and night. This station, and hundreds of other radio and t.v. stations throughout this part of the country, are pooling their resources through an emergency network hookup to keep you informed of all developments.

[mercurytheatre]

. . .for the next twenty-four hours not much change in temperature. A slight atmospheric disturbance of undetermined origin is reported over Nova Scotia, causing a low pressure area to move down rather rapidly over the northeastern states, bringing a forecast of rain, accompanied by winds of light gale force. Maximum temperature 66; minimum 48. This weather report comes to you from the Government Weather Bureau. . . . We now take you to the Meridian Room in the Hotel Park Plaza in downtown New York, where you will be entertained by the music of Ramón Raquello and his orchestra.

[Mistermoonlight]

Interceptor codes are Tango, Libra, Charlie, repeat, Tango, Libra, Charlie, please pay no attention to these if they do not involve you . . .

[Mistermoonlight]

Staff members, please use beta code when contacting The Evicted, on emergency frequency 6969. Massive disturbances in the seas off Japan are causing disturbances in communications from Mod Island.

[mercurytheatre]

Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial.

[Watchtower]

Watchtower bypassing Voiceprint Intentification, Using Interceptor Codes Tango Libra, Charlie, Accessing Beta Code 6969... Watchtower is officially online and reporting: I'm seeing strange disturbances everywhere, what is going on!?

[mercurytheatre]

"X-RAY, Delta One, this is Mission Control. Rrrroger your 2-zero 1-three. Sorry you fellas are having a bit of trouble. We are reviewing telemetric information in our mission simulator and will advise. Rrrrroger your plan to go EVA and replace Alpha Echo 3-5 unit prior to failure."

[Mistermoonlight]

Aircraft commander Major T. J. 'King' Kong has reported receiving strange commands from General Buck Turgidson involving contanimation of 'precious bodily fluids.' Source of disturbance off the shore of Japan has now been pinpointed to Monster Island. An extraordinarily large insect carrying two miniature twin females to the site has been confirmed.

[mercurytheatre]

For more than a year, ominous rumors had been privately circulating among high-level Western leaders that the Soviet Union had been at work on what was darkly hinted to be the ultimate weapon: a doomsday device. Intelligence sources traced the site of the top secret Russian project to the perpetually fog-shrouded wasteland below the Arctic peaks of the Zhokhov Islands. What they were building or why it should be located in such a remote and desolate place no one could say

[Mistermoonlight]

The now wheelchair-bound Dr. Henry A. Kissinger is reportedly en route to Washington to brief President Obama. All subsequent messages will refer to him by codename 'Dr. Strangelove.'

[mercurytheatre]

Following the briefing...it is reported that Kissinger stood from his wheelchair and shouted "Mein Fuhrer...I can walk!"

[mercurytheatre]

Planet Earth...Sort Event...Event #002...Aux...Black...The area of the surface of the Earth is 196, 937, 670 miles...247, 680 people are born everyday...the oldest known song is the Shaduf Chant....

[Mistermoonlight]

Reports from all over the world have normal TV and radio waves being intercepted worldwide and carrying only audio/video of people singing this song. Worldwide communications have been disrupted, other than this channel.

[Mistermoonlight]

The New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary has just issued an unprecedented call for Mothra to protect our nation's capitol.

[mercurytheatre]

Capricorn 15's. Born 2244. Enter the Carousel. This is the time of renewal....Be strong and you will be renewed. Identify.

[Mistermoonlight]

Warning. Reports say that Adam Antium, code name Logan, is 'born to run.' Be advised.

[mercurytheatre]

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[mercurytheatre]

Breaking news!...It is reported that several species of small furry animals were found...gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict

[Mistermoonlight]

Shine on, you crazy diamond . . .

[mercurytheatre]

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Science fiction author Ray Bradbury, whose imagination yielded classic books such as "Fahrenheit 451," "The Martian Chronicles" and "Something Wicked This Way Comes," has died at 91, his publisher said Wednesday.Bradbury was a writer of perils, possibilities and wonder.Bradbury "died peacefully, last night, in Los Angeles, after a lengthy illness," HarperCollins said in a written statement.Bradbury's books and 600 short stories predicted a variety of things, including the emergence of ATMs and live broadcasts of fugitive car chases.

[avp60685]

AVP online and has been updating the EVICTED's Facebook page, awaiting further instructions, over

[avp60685]

Roger that Watchtower, I am moving in, remain calm, Over.

[mercurytheatre]

(Reuters) - Bob Welch, an early member of rock band Fleetwood Mac who enjoyed a successful solo career with hits such as "Ebony Eyes," died on Thursday of an apparent suicide at home in Nashville. He was 66.

[mercurytheatre]

BEIJING (AP) — China will launch astronauts this month to dock for the first time with an orbiting experimental module, the country's space program announced Saturday.A rocket carrying the Shenzhou 9 spacecraft was moved to a launch pad in China's desert northwest in preparation for the mid-June flight, according to an unidentified space program spokesman cited by the official XinhuaNews Agency.Xinhua said earlier the flight will carry three astronauts who will dock with and live in the Tiangong 1 orbital module.China's space program has made steady progress since a 2003 launch that made it only the third nation to put a man in space on its own. Two more manned missions have followed, one including a space walk.China completed its first space rendezvous last year when the unmanned Shenzhou 8 docked with the Tiangong 1 by remote control.China has scheduled two space docking missions for this year and plans to complete a manned space station around 2020 to replace Tiangong 1. At about 60 tons, the Chinese station will be considerably smaller than the 16-nation International Space Station.Beijing launched its independent space station program after being turned away from the International Space Station, largely due to U.S. objections. Washington is wary of the Chinese program's military links and of sharing technology with an economic and political rival.

[avp60685]

AVP reports extreme heat in her area, conditions in other areas to vary, will post more updates soon.

[mercurytheatre]

Reuters - It is reported that the jailer man and sailor sam, were searching every one. In the town they're searching for them every where, but they never will be found.

[mercurytheatre]

14 missing as boat capsizes and sinks off eastern Indonesia as a result of 10-foot-high wave

[mercurytheatre]

'Dark Knight Rises' screening shooting in suburban Denver leaves 14 dead, 39 injured:'A lot of people thought the gunshots were part of the movie,' Brenda Stuart, of 850 KOA radio in Colorado, told Britain's Sky News.

[avp60685]

Prayers and thoughts are being sent immediately from AVP and will continue to monitor any new updates

[Aeryn]

Justin Bieber has surgery to look like an actual boy.