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Post by spoonieluv247 on Jun 5, 2012 11:26:54 GMT -5
what is the best thing ever said on tv? For me, it's "I can't be the father!!! I don't make BROKEN babies!!"  Thank you Maury Povich!!!  any others?  |
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Post by avp60685 on Jun 5, 2012 11:33:18 GMT -5
"The son becomes the father, the father becomes the son"
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Jun 5, 2012 13:11:30 GMT -5
"Just 'cause you're blood doesn't make you family. You got to earn that."
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Post by avp60685 on Jun 5, 2012 14:20:09 GMT -5
Edith Keeler: [to Kirk] I still have a few questions I'd to ask about you two. Oh, and don't give me that "Questions about little old us?" look. You know as well as I do how out of place you two are around here.
Spock: Interesting. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?
Edith Keeler: [to Spock] You? At his side, as if you've always been there and always will.
Edith Keeler: [to Kirk] And you... you belong... in another place.
Episode from Star Trek: The City on the edge of forever
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2012 16:40:18 GMT -5
"Oh, don't get it twisted honeycone. I'm a survivor first, capitalist second and a whole bunch of shit after that. But a hooker dead last! So if I've got even a Jew at an Al Qaida pep rally's shot at getting my black ass up out of this motherfucker I'm taking it!" Mr. Lafayette Reynolds   |
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Post by gilmorefanalways on Jun 5, 2012 17:25:08 GMT -5
idk if this counts but i was watchin family feud and the question was what do u do to pass the time while driving to work and one of the answers were play with mr winkie!!! and two people had said that it made me think very strongly about germs lol
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2012 17:27:57 GMT -5
idk if this counts but i was watchin family feud and the question was what do u do to pass the time while driving to work and one of the answers were play with mr winkie!!! and two people had said that it made me think very strongly about germs lol   wtf. Who is playing with their winkie while driving to work?? perverted weirdos |
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Post by gilmorefanalways on Jun 5, 2012 17:29:43 GMT -5
i know it really freaked me out lol
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Post by avp60685 on Jun 5, 2012 18:02:51 GMT -5
Alex P. Keaton: Mallory, someone stupid called... sometime today... about something trivial.
Mallory Keaton: Alex you know that could be any one of my friends.
Steven Keaton: [walks into the kitchen] What's this?
Elyse Keaton: Andrew drew it. It's a picture of a dog. I told him that he couldn't have a dog because Mallory is allergic to dogs.
Steven Keaton: What's this?
Elyse Keaton: It's a picture of Mallory moving away.
From Family Ties
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Post by Aeryn on Jun 5, 2012 19:57:06 GMT -5
"I reckon I've already been to heaven. It was inside your wife."
Jason Stackhouse
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Post by SoCal on Jun 5, 2012 20:40:51 GMT -5
'You don't know me son, so let me explain this to you once: if I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me and you'll be armed." Captain Malcolm Reynolds  Firefly ![]() |
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Post by mercurytheatre on Jun 7, 2012 16:20:04 GMT -5
"WIN ME!!!
Oh! Win Me! Win me! Win me!"Maureen McCormick ( Marsha Brady ) As a guest star on Happy Days  |
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Post by mercurytheatre on Jun 7, 2012 16:22:03 GMT -5
Edith Keeler: [to Kirk] I still have a few questions I'd to ask about you two. Oh, and don't give me that "Questions about little old us?" look. You know as well as I do how out of place you two are around here. Spock: Interesting. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler? Edith Keeler: [to Spock] You? At his side, as if you've always been there and always will. Edith Keeler: [to Kirk] And you... you belong... in another place. Episode from Star Trek: The City on the edge of forever   |
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Post by avp60685 on Jun 7, 2012 16:25:37 GMT -5
"live long and prosper"
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Post by mercurytheatre on Jun 7, 2012 16:32:48 GMT -5
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Post by avp60685 on Jun 7, 2012 16:44:31 GMT -5
 "MMMMMMMichael" "See you put an MMMMMM in front of my name like I am delicious" Spin City quotes from Caitlyn and Mike Flaherty |
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Post by spoonieluv247 on Jun 7, 2012 19:52:57 GMT -5
another favorite: Veronica Corningstone: Listen, there's three things I'm good at: fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those things today, and I'm about to do one more. Which is it gonna be? ANCHORMAN.... it's a movie, but it was on basic cable last week! |
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Post by Aeryn on Jun 7, 2012 20:28:37 GMT -5
"Welcome to ritual sacrifices!! For goats, press 1...or say "goats." ![]() Angel |
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Post by jamesottosweethart on Jun 8, 2012 8:07:21 GMT -5
Barbra Jean: Reba, please stay with me. I just can't bear the though of an evil presence in my house. Reba: Then you shouldn't have married him. God bless you always!!! Holly |
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Post by avp60685 on Jun 8, 2012 8:08:07 GMT -5
Charlie: As surgeons we deal in absolutes. In certainty. We make a choice, we believe it's right. We can't second guess ourselves. At least, that's what I used to think
Alex: Every body keeps tell me to..
Nurse: to go home?
Alex: Yeah. But I can't.
Nurse: Then don't. Your family's here.
Alex: So what am I supposed to do?
Nurse: Suit up. Put your scrubs on Dr. Reid. And get to work.
Charlie: I am having an out of body experience in a tuxedo. Wake up, you dumb bastard.
Charlie: See doctors like tests. It's the unknown that scares them.
Great quotes from my new favorite show "Saving Hope"
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Post by Aeryn on Jun 8, 2012 10:51:39 GMT -5
Frasier: Really? You've been seeing a man?
Daphne: Only when I close my eyes and concentrate.
Frasier
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Post by davidhayes1956 on Jun 8, 2012 11:31:09 GMT -5
On Frasier, after Daphne has fallen and Fraiser, his brother and his Father all work to help her to her feet and can't, she starts crying and explains why, "I'm gotten so fat that 3 Cranes can't lift me!"
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 8, 2012 13:00:24 GMT -5
Charlie: As surgeons we deal in absolutes. In certainty. We make a choice, we believe it's right. We can't second guess ourselves. At least, that's what I used to think Alex: Every body keeps tell me to.. Nurse: to go home? Alex: Yeah. But I can't. Nurse: Then don't. Your family's here. Alex: So what am I supposed to do? Nurse: Suit up. Put your scrubs on Dr. Reid. And get to work. Charlie: I am having an out of body experience in a tuxedo. Wake up, you dumb bastard. Charlie: See doctors like tests. It's the unknown that scares them. Great quotes from my new favorite show "Saving Hope" It's a good thing I have a season pass on my TiVo, because I forgot. I'll see it tonight and comment next week. |
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Post by spoonieluv247 on Jun 8, 2012 19:49:59 GMT -5
"I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!!!" good ol' Whorf!  |
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Post by Aeryn on Jun 8, 2012 20:38:15 GMT -5
Darla: Now, as I was saying, if you think you have what it takes to join us, auditions are tonight. Winners will have the opportunity to forment mass-destruction, losers will be gutted and left for dead. Have a nice night.
Angel
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Post by SoCal on Jun 8, 2012 20:48:26 GMT -5
"Yay for Robin Hood!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2012 22:03:21 GMT -5
Lucy: "Look at that chair. It's all lumpy and sags in the wrong places." Ethel: "So does Fred." Ricky: "There you go again; wanting something that you haven't got." Lucy : "I do not! I just want to see what it is that I haven't got, that I don't want. |
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Post by davidhayes1956 on Jun 8, 2012 22:13:26 GMT -5
Darla: Now, as I was saying, if you think you have what it takes to join us, auditions are tonight. Winners will have the opportunity to forment mass-destruction, losers will be gutted and left for dead. Have a nice night. Angel I thought this was from Spanky and Our Gang (Little Rascals) at first then .... WHAT?! Oh! |
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Post by mercurytheatre on Jun 8, 2012 22:53:08 GMT -5
Barbra Jean: Reba, please stay with me. I just can't bear the though of an evil presence in my house. Reba: Then you shouldn't have married him. God bless you always!!! Holly Holly  ...greetings from Amnesia Land |
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Post by jamesottosweethart on Jun 10, 2012 18:16:37 GMT -5
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