What does your radio station say about its music?

[dainbramage]

This is not an exact quote, but you get the idea.

A recorded voice says, "Other radio stations play the same songs over and over. When you hear the same songs over and over, you go insane. When you go insane you chop up your family into pieces and store them in a freezer. We play everything that rocks."

Actually, most of the people performing on this station sound like they are the ones who might do something ...

[dainbramage]

Again, not an exact quote.

If a radio station plays a song you don't like you will turn your radio off. If you turn your radio off you will go out. If you go out you will meet someone. If you meet someone you will sleep with them. If you sleep with them you will get an STD. Don't get an STD. Listen to Everything That Rocks.

[taltos]

Those sound like the DirectTV ads: