Finish this sentence

[evilsquirre1]

Okay I was just watching You can't handle the truth. Bobby is forced to be honest with Dean and he says:
Did you know my first girlfriend turned out to be a .....
But Dean hung up before Bobby could finish the sentence. So I would love to hear some suggestion for the ending of:

Did you know my first girlfriend turned out to be a.......

[AntiArbitrator]

Did you know my first girlfriend turned out to be a man who had a sex change?

[evilsquirre1]

Did you know my first girlfriend turned out to be a.......

Mortician and liked to play raise the dead with my.....









squirrel. What did you think I meant. Dirty minds all of you.

[AntiArbitrator]