mazeman
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Post by mazeman on Jul 19, 2012 14:14:19 GMT -5
Happy Birthday from the Office....
.....we all hope it's your last
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They say Friendship is a Two-Way Street...
.....I'm hitch-hiking my way back home.
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My love for you is like a red, red rose...
....thorny and wilted after four days
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Hearing your voice is like hearing angels sing.....
......Hell's Angels
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jul 19, 2012 20:00:11 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, darling...I'd bake you a cake, but it takes way too much sugar to sweeten that rat poison in the frosting.
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Jul 19, 2012 22:35:59 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Lover! If bad personalties were ![]() Yours would be a cesspool. |
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mazeman
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Post by mazeman on Jul 20, 2012 11:16:28 GMT -5
I can't believe we've been together for 25 years...
.....until I see you in the bright light of morning.
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jul 20, 2012 14:01:09 GMT -5
Happy Birthday! You're the love of my life, and I wouldn't change anything about you...except for the man boobs, tiny penis, and saggy ass.
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mazeman
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Post by mazeman on Jul 20, 2012 14:06:08 GMT -5
 Every time I see you, you keep getting more beautiful. Not YOU, your younger sister.
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jul 20, 2012 14:36:41 GMT -5
Your birthday is a time of joy, celebration, and goodwill.
I'm sure your funeral will evoke the same feelings.
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Jul 20, 2012 15:48:29 GMT -5
Happy birthday you fat fart i hope you like bird poo because that is what the frosting is on your kitty litter cake
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SoCal
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Post by SoCal on Jul 20, 2012 16:27:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2012 16:29:13 GMT -5
You angry angry people! |
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jul 20, 2012 18:25:33 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, my dear friend! Even though you're a big fat ho with a bad nose job, fake tits, and a hairy back, I still think you're the best! And even though you smell like government cheese and old socks, I couldn't ask for a better friend. You're just wonderful and amazing. You stink and have sweaty armpits, but you're fabulous.
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Post by gilmorefanalways on Jul 23, 2012 0:34:47 GMT -5
Happy birthday
Actually I don't really care about your birthday
this card is just a reminder to you of that
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jul 23, 2012 10:10:46 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, my lover! Happy Birthday from me; The present I gave you? It burns when you pee! ![]() |
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mazeman
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Post by mazeman on Jul 27, 2012 15:12:20 GMT -5
Happy Birthday to my wife of 50 years
May the next piece of furniture you buy
Have a lid
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mercurytheatre
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Post by mercurytheatre on Jul 27, 2012 19:00:52 GMT -5
Rose are red
Violets are blue
Wow!...you're really ******* old!
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jul 28, 2012 22:11:15 GMT -5
Violets are blue Roses are red You're so fucking old Why aren't you dead?  |
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mercurytheatre
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Post by mercurytheatre on Jul 28, 2012 22:11:40 GMT -5
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jul 28, 2012 22:15:21 GMT -5
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