New Contest!!!

[Aeryn]

Whoever comes up with the best story about Moon will win something awesome. It'll come from a Cracker Jack box, but it will STILL be awesome.

I remember one evening back in 1992 when Moon was hitching a ride to Miami...a trucker picked him up, and they went to a bar that featured dancing bears.

Moon was taken aback. He was so turned on by one particular bear, it drove him crazy. The bear was doing the hustle in a purple tutu, and winked at Moon suggestively. The trucker warned Moon that this bear had a sordid past, but Moon didn't listen. He leapt up to dance with the bear. It was sexy...and disturbing.

The next thing Moon remembered was waking up at a Motel 6....next to the bear, who was chain-smoking. Moon's body was sore.

(FYI: This is the clean version of the story)

[Aeryn]

Hey, if you guys are too chicken to post in here, I will gladly do it by myself. Because God knows, I can make up stories about Moon all freaking day.

[Mistermoonlight]

Q: How many of me does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. You can do that in a lightbulb?

[Aeryn]

Once I've had a little snack, I'll share that story of you, the Cuban hooker, and that can of WD-40. But I won't mention the pudding part. Or the ball gag. Or the duct tape...

[mercurytheatre]

Once upon a time....there was an electronic field that gave persons the power to communicate.

This field grew...and progressed upon itself and became the thing that we now know.

In it's infancy.....many were unsure as how to use the field in the best way.
And so we stumbled about and made all manner of tyro offerings.

We were many...and our number grew at a fast rate.

And there came a sentinel...a being with vast knowledge and lore.
A being that would come to be known as the first of The Trusted.

In an offchance meeting ...this 'being' guided me into a safe haven of like minded souls.

...and here I stand.