The Utterly Random Thread

[Aeryn]

COOKIES!!!!! SUGAR COOKIES!!![/i][/b][/move]

[SoCal]

Now I'm hungry.

[AntiArbitrator]

It's ridiculous, but I am tempted to go out just to get some cookies, because of those pictures. Cookies are my weakness.

*wonders if Aeryn jumps around like that little boy when she consumes sugar cookies*

[Aeryn]

I was jumping around a little in Target.

I bought sugar cookie mix AND brownie mix.

[AntiArbitrator]

[Aeryn]

[SoCal]

Pedicures are good!

[KyleEl]

I pulled the sheets of my bed this morning to wash them. For the first time, I had old sheets stored in a closet rather than where the mice or whatever could make their presence known. Although I could have just washed those old sheets.

Now I can wash the sheets Wednesday and stay in bed while doing it.

I couldn't find any pillowcases.

[gilmorefanalways]

I am so exhausted some good news though hopefully I'm quitting my job soon

[SoCal]

My fingeranils keep breaking.

[AntiArbitrator]

Jan 23, 2013 16:46:04 GMT -5 SoCal said:

My fingeranils keep breaking.

I remember a co-worker screamed as if someone had set her on fire - because she broke a fingernail. That was the day I learned people can look normal even when they are unbalanced. I know broken nails are a pain, but she took a year off my life.
***

I need a nap, which is difficult for me to do. I am going to try, but I will set a wake-up call for Supernatural.

[SoCal]

Jan 23, 2013 18:30:53 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

Jan 23, 2013 16:46:04 GMT -5 SoCal said:

My fingeranils keep breaking.

I remember a co-worker screamed as if someone had set her on fire - because she broke a fingernail. That was the day I learned people can look normal even when they are unbalanced. I know broken nails are a pain, but she took a year off my life.
***

I need a nap, which is difficult for me to do. I am going to try, but I will set a wake-up call for Supernatural.

Then you'll be glad to hear that I don't scream when I break a nail, I usually glower and curse.

[Aeryn]

I haven't had roast duck since 1994. I really have a taste for it.

[Mistermoonlight]

Jan 18, 2013 9:43:31 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

It is so quiet in the house right now, I could hear a rat piss on cotton.

I'm so tempted to steal this line for a short story.

That's how good it is.

[gilmorefanalways]

Socal my nails are doing the same thing but instead of just breaking they are splitting across the middle of the nail and they hurt so bad

[Aeryn]

I'm eating burnt brownies. They're like chocolate crackers. Really burnt.

[SoCal]

Jan 24, 2013 17:48:28 GMT -5 gilmorefanalways said:

Socal my nails are doing the same thing but instead of just breaking they are splitting across the middle of the nail and they hurt so bad

I know! Why do they always crack right near the finger-tip? Ouch!!

[AntiArbitrator]

Jan 23, 2013 19:22:53 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

I haven't had roast duck since 1994. I really have a taste for it.

It must have been very special if you remember the year.

[AntiArbitrator]

Jan 23, 2013 20:26:13 GMT -5 Mistermoonlight said:

Jan 18, 2013 9:43:31 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

It is so quiet in the house right now, I could hear a rat piss on cotton.

I'm so tempted to steal this line for a short story.

That's how good it is.

You are certainly welcome to use that line.

[Aeryn]

Jan 24, 2013 19:34:24 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

Jan 23, 2013 19:22:53 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

I haven't had roast duck since 1994. I really have a taste for it.

It must have been very special if you remember the year.

Yes, it was. I ordered it in a San Francisco restaurant...after I ate it, I left without paying; but three Chinese waiters ran after me yelling, "You no pay! You no pay!"

I was a little drunk that night, and didn't see why I should pay.

[AntiArbitrator]

Jan 24, 2013 20:52:05 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Jan 24, 2013 19:34:24 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

It must have been very special if you remember the year.

Yes, it was. I ordered it in a San Francisco restaurant...after I ate it, I left without paying; but three Chinese waiters ran after me yelling, "You no pay! You no pay!"

I was a little drunk that night, and didn't see why I should pay.

Yes, I would call that special.

[Aeryn]

I think I've been banned from every bar and restaurant in Chinatown.

[SoCal]

I'm eating leftover Chinese food for lunch today. Yummy!

[Aeryn]

I think I've overdosed on sugar cookies.

[Aeryn]

I ate all my donuts and now I'm going to sleep.

[AntiArbitrator]

I smell like menthol from the cream I rubbed on my sore legs. *phew!*

[Aeryn]

I just ate a bowl of rice, broccoli, and chicken. It was awesome.

[AntiArbitrator]

Could anyone flunk a multiple choice test with questions like these?

1. Always ___________ emergency vehicles at intersections.

• Wave at
  
• Flash your brights at
  
• Ignore
  
• Yield the right-of-way to
  
• Honk your horn at
  
  

4. An additional important safety feature available on vehicles today is _____________.

• Bumper stickers
  
• Anti-lock brakes (ABS)
  
• Bald tires
  
• Your owner's manual
  
• Leather seats
  

[SoCal]

Jan 31, 2013 23:53:52 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

Could anyone flunk a multiple choice test with questions like these?

1. Always ___________ emergency vehicles at intersections.

• Wave at
  
• Flash your brights at
  
• Ignore
  
• Yield the right-of-way to
  
• Honk your horn at
  
  

4. An additional important safety feature available on vehicles today is _____________.

• Bumper stickers
  
• Anti-lock brakes (ABS)
  
• Bald tires
  
• Your owner's manual
  
• Leather seats
  

I pick: ignore for question #1 and leather seats for question 2.

I guess these questions are geared for the low IQ crowd. Either that, or AARP has to guarantee a certain percentage of passed tests to continue to offer these classes.

[AntiArbitrator]

Feb 1, 2013 12:30:22 GMT -5 SoCal said:

Jan 31, 2013 23:53:52 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

Could anyone flunk a multiple choice test with questions like these?

1. Always ___________ emergency vehicles at intersections.

• Wave at
  
• Flash your brights at
  
• Ignore
  
• Yield the right-of-way to
  
• Honk your horn at
  
  

4. An additional important safety feature available on vehicles today is _____________.

• Bumper stickers
  
• Anti-lock brakes (ABS)
  
• Bald tires
  
• Your owner's manual
  
• Leather seats
  

I pick: ignore for question #1 and leather seats for question 2.

I guess these questions are geared for the low IQ crowd. Either that, or AARP has to guarantee a certain percentage of passed tests to continue to offer these classes.

I wondered about the reason for the ridiculous choices; I think I will go with your second suggestion. Of course, I nailed the final exam in less than 5 minutes.