Mistermoonlight
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Dec 3, 2012 19:31:45 GMT -5
Do you have staff or an automaton who can answer in your absence?
In the meanwhile, the questions grow like overdue library fees.
How do we protect ourselves from the hipster horror?
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SoCal
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Post by SoCal on Dec 4, 2012 19:36:27 GMT -5
Which came first? The chicken or the egg? Elucidate.....
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Mistermoonlight
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Dec 4, 2012 20:00:00 GMT -5
Most importantly, where is the free cookie van?  |
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Post by Aeryn on Dec 12, 2012 16:31:30 GMT -5
Who'd win in a fight...Wolverine or Victor von Doom?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 12, 2012 16:45:12 GMT -5
Should the devil's advocate be sent straight to hell? The devil's advocate should be commended and rewarded for always getting people to think about things from another perspective. |
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Post by Aeryn on Dec 12, 2012 16:50:45 GMT -5
You ignored my question. Butthole.  |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 12, 2012 16:53:09 GMT -5
How does a Thermos® know? All they know is how to keep things the same temperature. I'll let you know when I start caring about football. |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 12, 2012 17:01:07 GMT -5
Barbed wire steel cage match--who wins in a fight between Santa Clause and the baby Jesus? ![]() Followup question: does it affect the outcome if it's a tag team match and Santa Clause has The Joker as his partner? Santa wins because he has the crowd on his side far more during Christmas than baby Jesus does. If the Joker were his partner, then the Joker would probably kill Santa and Baby Jesus, and be the winner himself. |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 12, 2012 17:10:11 GMT -5
Do you have staff or an automaton who can answer in your absence? In the meanwhile, the questions grow like overdue library fees. How do we protect ourselves from the hipster horror? I'm going to hire a hot French maid to take questions in the future. You get rid of Hipsters by causing them to commit suicide. All you have to do is make the things they love too mainstream, which isn't hard to do. |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 12, 2012 17:11:46 GMT -5
Which came first? The chicken or the egg? Elucidate..... I ate eggs for breakfast, and I'll have chicken later. The eggs. |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 12, 2012 17:12:27 GMT -5
Most importantly, where is the free cookie van? ![]() It's parked back behind the alley near the junior high school. |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 12, 2012 17:18:09 GMT -5
Who'd win in a fight...Wolverine or Victor von Doom? Realistically, Doctor Doom would 9.5 times out of 10. Doom simply has too much working for him. Wolverine is smart, but doesn't have the intellect of Doom. Doom has Armor that would be a pain in the ass for even Wolverine to cut through, and that's if Wolverine could even make it past his force fields. Doom also has tech at his disposal around the same level, and sometimes beyond that of Stark tech. Doom has magic that comes close to rivaling that of Doctor Strange. In fact, Doom was up to become the new Sorcerer Supreme at a couple points. He also has electro-magnetic powers -- while not at Magneto level -- would certainly take a huge toll on Wolverine's adamantium. |
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Mistermoonlight
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Dec 12, 2012 19:45:02 GMT -5
How does a Thermos® know? All they know is how to keep things the same temperature. I'll let you know when I start caring about football. Wouldn't it be easier for colleges if they had Foosball tournaments instead of football teams? Or what about chucking all that stuff for Poetry Slams? Whereas a football player can only make a tackle, couldn't we more easily take down our opponents with metaphors and analogy? Isn't that even more evil? |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 13, 2012 0:21:58 GMT -5
It would be much easier. That way the players could be as drunk as the spectators.
Too many hipsters at the poetry slams.
If you can beat blunt force with words, I will be incredibly impressed.
It's evil if people go along with it, and we trade in football for a league of pretentious hipster debates.
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Mistermoonlight
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Dec 13, 2012 19:53:20 GMT -5
My god. I had no idea of the extent of the hipster problem. Right here they say that poetry is part of the agenda:
So, of course now, I'm wondering, since I pursued a Masters degree in Creative Writing does that mean that I might be carrying the hipster gene?
I always thought I was Steampunk. I didn't even know about hipster.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Dec 13, 2012 19:58:58 GMT -5
Who'd win in a fight...Wolverine or Victor von Doom? Realistically, Doctor Doom would 9.5 times out of 10. Doom simply has too much working for him. Wolverine is smart, but doesn't have the intellect of Doom. Doom has Armor that would be a pain in the ass for even Wolverine to cut through, and that's if Wolverine could even make it past his force fields. Doom also has tech at his disposal around the same level, and sometimes beyond that of Stark tech. Doom has magic that comes close to rivaling that of Doctor Strange. In fact, Doom was up to become the new Sorcerer Supreme at a couple points. He also has electro-magnetic powers -- while not at Magneto level -- would certainly take a huge toll on Wolverine's adamantium. So...this begs the question...who is Earth's Mightiest Hero? Of all the multiverse heroes...who is omnipotent? I will go with The Surfer... |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2012 23:46:14 GMT -5
How often do you come on here and post?
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Mistermoonlight
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Dec 14, 2012 0:01:50 GMT -5
Dislekseyuh is only allowed out of the institution a few times per week.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2012 6:47:27 GMT -5
Is that supposed to be funny Moon?
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Post by spoonieluv247 on Dec 14, 2012 13:53:07 GMT -5
Realistically, Doctor Doom would 9.5 times out of 10. Doom simply has too much working for him. Wolverine is smart, but doesn't have the intellect of Doom. Doom has Armor that would be a pain in the ass for even Wolverine to cut through, and that's if Wolverine could even make it past his force fields. Doom also has tech at his disposal around the same level, and sometimes beyond that of Stark tech. Doom has magic that comes close to rivaling that of Doctor Strange. In fact, Doom was up to become the new Sorcerer Supreme at a couple points. He also has electro-magnetic powers -- while not at Magneto level -- would certainly take a huge toll on Wolverine's adamantium. So...this begs the question...who is Earth's Mightiest Hero? Of all the multiverse heroes...who is omnipotent? I will go with The Surfer... I have it narrowed down- THE BEYONDER!! when you need a gimmick for a company-wide crossover, call him and his Brady-fro in!  |
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Mistermoonlight
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Dec 14, 2012 21:19:51 GMT -5
Is that supposed to be funny Moon? If it wasn't, I apologize. Yes, that was an attempt. However, I have another concern. Is the combined power of Spoonieluv posting in this thread enough to bring about the ancient Mayan prophecy of the end of the world? And, as a side question, does anyone really care to live in a world without Twinkies? Finally, do you know if Spoonie had something to do with the Twinkies? (I'm thinking this might be pertinent.) |
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Post by power321 on Dec 14, 2012 23:30:57 GMT -5
Is Dislekseyuh still alive? oh you are.  |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 17, 2012 15:14:56 GMT -5
Realistically, Doctor Doom would 9.5 times out of 10. Doom simply has too much working for him. Wolverine is smart, but doesn't have the intellect of Doom. Doom has Armor that would be a pain in the ass for even Wolverine to cut through, and that's if Wolverine could even make it past his force fields. Doom also has tech at his disposal around the same level, and sometimes beyond that of Stark tech. Doom has magic that comes close to rivaling that of Doctor Strange. In fact, Doom was up to become the new Sorcerer Supreme at a couple points. He also has electro-magnetic powers -- while not at Magneto level -- would certainly take a huge toll on Wolverine's adamantium. So...this begs the question...who is Earth's Mightiest Hero? Of all the multiverse heroes...who is omnipotent? I will go with The Surfer... In terms of heroes, I would say it's a toss up between Sentry, Doctor Strange, and Silver Surfer. Omnipotent: One Above All |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 17, 2012 15:16:50 GMT -5
How often do you come on here and post? Whenever I see the poor, Dislekseyuh addicted board posters are going through withdrawl. |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 17, 2012 15:17:18 GMT -5
Dislekseyuh is only allowed out of the institution a few times per week. They make it really easy to break out of Arkham Asylum. |
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Post by ezpzy on Dec 17, 2012 15:47:20 GMT -5
Is that supposed to be funny Moon? In the unlikely event that Moon was not funny, you certainly gave me a chuckle.  Thanks. |
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Dec 17, 2012 15:48:52 GMT -5
Help! Why is my right hand the only part of my body that is freezing when I watch TV?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 17, 2012 15:52:39 GMT -5
Is that supposed to be funny Moon? If it wasn't, I apologize. Yes, that was an attempt. However, I have another concern. Is the combined power of Spoonieluv posting in this thread enough to bring about the ancient Mayan prophecy of the end of the world? And, as a side question, does anyone really care to live in a world without Twinkies? Finally, do you know if Spoonie had something to do with the Twinkies? (I'm thinking this might be pertinent.) The end of the world will happen when the old mods from the CW come here to post, which I hear may not be too long. Probably not! We'll see a counterfeit twinkie black market come up soon. I heard Spoonie blew up the Hostess factories and his hoarding the remaining twinkies so he can charge anything he wants for them later on. |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Dec 17, 2012 15:53:25 GMT -5
Help! Why is my right hand the only part of my body that is freezing when I watch TV? Because it's the hand that isn't down your pants. |
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Dec 17, 2012 16:05:16 GMT -5
![]() (Al Bundy taught me how to do that in style)
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