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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 4, 2012 22:57:31 GMT -5
WARNING: Dislekseyuh is not responsible for any pain, anguish, or any bad thoughts and feelings you may experience in this thread. All answered questions will be answered by Dislekseyuh as he sees fit. Factual or accurate answers to questions are not guaranteed. Results may vary. Have fun.
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Post by Aeryn on Nov 4, 2012 23:14:51 GMT -5
Do you still have that problem with erectile disfunction?  |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 4, 2012 23:22:45 GMT -5
Nope, I can still manage to give even the straightest man a huge erection. I still got it!
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Nov 4, 2012 23:26:15 GMT -5
What is Satan's last name?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 4, 2012 23:33:16 GMT -5
Hitleromneyobamastalinhussein
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Nov 6, 2012 18:52:11 GMT -5
If a man's reach should exceed his grasp, then why don't we have little extra sets of hands that would jump out of our palms like the mouths on those Aliens monsters?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 6, 2012 18:59:30 GMT -5
There wasn't enough room for the thumbs on the extra set of hands.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2012 19:06:42 GMT -5
Were you signed up before now?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 6, 2012 19:11:30 GMT -5
Jeff, I am Dislekseyuh.
I always was, always am, and always shall be. I transcend all sign up dates. I am a force of will that echoes back through all of message board time, deciding to manifest itself in physical form at the right moment.
Seriously though, you can't just click my profile and check out my registration date?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2012 19:14:27 GMT -5
But you can delete your account or deactivate it.
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Nov 6, 2012 19:15:11 GMT -5
Whose bright idea was it to add "til death us do part" to marriage vows?
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Nov 6, 2012 19:19:31 GMT -5
If ocelots become an endangered species again, should we change their name to ocefews?
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Nov 6, 2012 19:22:12 GMT -5
But you can delete your account or deactivate it. He somehow activated his account and deleted it at the very same time, thereby creating a board warp in which he achieved immortality.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2012 19:24:25 GMT -5
But you can delete your account or deactivate it. He somehow activated his account and deleted it at the very same time, thereby creating a board warp in which he achieved immortality. ![]() Hahahahahaha |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 6, 2012 19:49:35 GMT -5
Whose bright idea was it to add "til death us do part" to marriage vows? A group of murder mystery writers who really needed some good material. |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 6, 2012 19:50:20 GMT -5
If ocelots become an endangered species again, should we change their name to ocefews? Ocestopourgenocide would probably gain them some more sympathy. |
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Nov 6, 2012 19:52:44 GMT -5
Whose bright idea was it to add "til death us do part" to marriage vows? A group of murder mystery writers who really needed some good material.   |
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Nov 6, 2012 19:58:00 GMT -5
How come I can't eye-laser people like General Zod in the second Superman movie?
I've been practicing on my cats, but so far, nada.
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Post by Aeryn on Nov 6, 2012 19:59:41 GMT -5
Jeff, I am Dislekseyuh. I always was, always am, and always shall be. I transcend all sign up dates. I am a force of will that echoes back through all of message board time, deciding to manifest itself in physical form at the right moment.  |
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Nov 6, 2012 20:00:13 GMT -5
If ocelots become an endangered species again, should we change their name to ocefews? Ocestopourgenocide would probably gain them some more sympathy. Adding French in the middle gets you sympathy? I never would have guessed. |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 6, 2012 20:08:00 GMT -5
Jeff, I am Dislekseyuh. I always was, always am, and always shall be. I transcend all sign up dates. I am a force of will that echoes back through all of message board time, deciding to manifest itself in physical form at the right moment. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That may not be a question, but I will accept that anyway |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 6, 2012 20:10:20 GMT -5
Ocestopourgenocide would probably gain them some more sympathy. Adding French in the middle gets you sympathy? I never would have guessed. How could anyone not be sympathetic towards those little Frenchies? Those poor bastards eat snails and wear goofy hats. |
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Post by Aeryn on Nov 6, 2012 20:10:30 GMT -5
Did Duck end up bearing your unholy spawn?  |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 6, 2012 20:13:19 GMT -5
Never happened. I believe I need a queen of the damned, not a queen of the pond.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 21:07:58 GMT -5
How soon is now?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 21:49:51 GMT -5
It's always just a second too late in the past, because it's over the second you mention it.
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Post by Aeryn on Nov 9, 2012 21:51:42 GMT -5
Is it true that you have three testicles?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 21:57:44 GMT -5
That is very true.
At one point I had testicular cancer, so I decided to take things into my own hands. I threatened and scared the cancer so badly that it got the message to who's in charge, and ended up turning itself into a third testicle.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 22:02:16 GMT -5
Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 22:04:34 GMT -5
Mario, obviously. Just look at how many times you hear those noises in Mario games.
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