Link The Chain

[Aeryn]

I get really frantic;
especially when I search for sex.

Karma
Nympho

[AntiArbitrator]

I must have been frigid in another life.
Because Karma has reversed my libido.
Now I have become a nympho.


stork

babies

[Aeryn]

The stork was supposed to deliver babies, but he ate them.


Oil
Moan

[Watchtower]

Children are so innocent.
They think that their siblings a brought by a stork.
How else are parents supposed to explain to them about where babies come from?

Smiles

Laughter

[AntiArbitrator]

The Smith twins have very mischievous smiles.
Whenever they grin, they incite much laughter.

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Edit: There were two posts at the same time.

Oil
Moan

Aeyn's friend used an excessive amount of oil.
That caused her moan to be heard by neighbors a block away.

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opera

jazz

[Aeryn]

Jul 15, 2012 15:09:44 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

The Smith twins have very mischievous smiles.
Whenever they grin, they incite much laughter.

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Edit: There were two posts at the same time.

Oil
Moan

Aeyn's friend used an excessive amount of oil.
That caused her moan to be heard by neighbors a block away.

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opera

jazz

I hate opera and jazz.

Blue
Balls

[AntiArbitrator]

The man came to the emergency room complaining loudly about his balls.
When the doctor asked what was wrong, he shouted they were blue.
The store delivered blue balls instead of green ones, and he was so angry he broke his hand on the wall.


Judgmental
Clown

[avp60685]

I don't think I am very judgmental
but I am definitely not a clown
so don't accuse me of being a judgmental clown


unappreciated

celebrity

[Watchtower]

I do many things to help others.
And yet, I'm unappreciated.
I don't want to have to become a celebrity to be appreciated.

show

tell

[AntiArbitrator]

I show people that I love them.
It is less important to tell people they are loved
than to show that love to them.

self

centered

[mercurytheatre]

Self service is lazy
And not
Are you the centered in your own universe?


Plasma

Dog Plasma

[AntiArbitrator]

Aug 17, 2012 17:38:22 GMT -5 mercurytheatre said:

Plasma

Dog Plasma

Plasma is the liquid part of blood.
If your pet scratches my plasma TV again,
There will be dog plasma all over the floor.


Soda

Jerk

[Watchtower]

I used to always drink soda.
There was a jerk who always played mean pranks at school.
One time, this jerk shook up my soda and when I opened it, it sprayed all over me.

School

Work

[AntiArbitrator]

I enjoyed attending school.
But school was expensive.
I needed to work so I could pay for school.

Frosted

Flakes

[avp60685]

I have heard that it was frosted
but i have also heard that it flakes.
What am I referring to? Frosted and flakes in your hair! ICK!


tomato sandwiches

rotten meat

[AntiArbitrator]

A friend served me onion and tomato sandwiches.
My other friend complained it held no meat.
She gave him a choice of either rotten meat or the tomato sandwiches.


loose

lips

[avp60685]

I have been told she is considered to be loose
but I heard she has some huge lips too.
So does that mean she has loose lips?

Choir practice

monks

[mercurytheatre]

Choir Practice was always a drag
We always hoped for something better
...and then the Monks came...and we did not feel so bad....


Saturn

Girl

[avp60685]

There is a planet named Saturn
there is a type of human known as a girl
but one of my nicknames is Saturn Girl

penny

dollar

[AntiArbitrator]

Ordinarily, I would offer you a penny for your thoughts.
But based on your previous thoughts,
I'll just offer you a dollar to go away.


Syphon

Off

[avp60685]

I forgot what a syphon is
but I think you could be off
did you spell it wrong?

Knife

Mike Brady

[mercurytheatre]

We never saw a knife on the Brady Bunch
Nor a toilet neither
Just where did Mike Brady go?


Plasma

Rifle

[AntiArbitrator]

Aug 29, 2012 10:52:59 GMT -5 avp60685 said:

I forgot what a syphon is
but I think you could be off
did you spell it wrong?

Spelled correctly.

Posted by mercurytheatre on Yesterday at 10:15pm
We never saw a knife on the Brady Bunch
Nor a toilet neither
Just where did Mike Brady go?
Plasma

Rifle

Plasma is a part of blood that is needed for transfusions.
There is a mob approaching the hospital.
If the mob shoots a rifle, the hospital should have plasma on hand.


Lazy

Woman

[Aeryn]

SoCal is a lazy person who, on occasion, dresses like a woman.

Rabies

Erect

[AntiArbitrator]

The most scary book I ever read was about a dog who had rabies.
His name was Cujo.
They should erect a statue in honor of Cujo.


Living

Dead

[Aeryn]

There's a lot of people living who would be better off dead.

Peach

Snail

[avp60685]

Something smells like peach
and I think I saw a snail
does that mean it is a peach snail?

laughter

children

[Watchtower]

Laughter is the best medicine.
Children are so sweet and innocent.
Oh, how I love to hear the laughter and seeing children play, it makes me miss childhood.


radio

computer

[avp60685]

I rarely listen to my radio anymore.
But I am constantly on my computer.
I have seen some of my favorite radio stations on the computer though!

Happy

Jump Rope

[Aeryn]

Children are happy when they jump rope.

Blow

Job