Link The Chain

[avp60685]

The guy applying for the job read this ad "Blow up"
what they forgot to tell him it meant blowing up balloons!
Poor guy, I would hate that for a job!

Sad

Janitor

[AntiArbitrator]

People are sad for many different reasons.
A Janitor sees these people everyday.
The janitor can make them smile and not be so sad.

Garfield

Snob

[mercurytheatre]

Garfield was a cartoon cat
..and he loves lasagna
Anyone who does not like lasagna is a food snob.


Balloon
Prestige

[avp60685]

One of my students blew up a plastic glove like a balloon.
Now, he thinks that he has prestige now.
I think not.

Magic

Money

[Watchtower]

Magic always comes at a price.
And no, I'm not talking about money.
My advice: Don't even try to mess around with magic.

Family

Community

[avp60685]

My friends and family
you are a large part of a community
that reside inside of my heart.

Decide

Tough

[mercurytheatre]

Hmmm...I must decide on a lunch item
Bacon or no bacon?
That question is not as tough as it might seem ;D


Cinderella
Forest

[Aeryn]

Cinderella was chain smoking and coughing
she got bored and went mushroom hunting
in the forest.

Strawberry
Lamp

[mercurytheatre]

I was listening to the Strawberry Alarm Clock
I got way too high
I knocked over my Lava Lamp


People
People

[avp60685]

There is one thing i can't stand and it's people
I think there is one that drives me crazy and it's people
PEOPLE!


Yuck

Underwear

[mercurytheatre]

"Your Uncle Can Knit"
Oh wait! That is another thread
Underwear is a good thing to have.


Sunshine
Shoulder

[AntiArbitrator]

Feb 22, 2013 19:15:18 GMT -5 mercurytheatre said:

"Your Uncle Can Knit"
Oh wait! That is another thread
Underwear is a good thing to have.


Sunshine
Shoulder

I was enjoying the sunshine as I strolled along in my sexy halter.
I think I should have used sunblock.
It feels as if the sunshine has caused a mild burn on my shoulder.

Marvelous

Mortals

[mazeman]

The marvelous expansion of humanity's scientific understanding

Is making our society really discuss concepts of "religion vs. faith"

That allow humans to be defined as more than just mortals


spilled milk

flashdrive

[mercurytheatre]

There is no use in crying over spilled milk.
Unless it has compromised an important piece of tech...
...like a flashdrive.


Johnny
Plasma

[avp60685]

My dad had many nicknames including Johnny
Sadly he had to be given plasma at times.


Airport
ipad

[ezpzy]

I was sitting in the airport holding area for a long time and became bored.
A man snatched my backpack and started to run so I yelled "He has a bomb!"
After 20 cops tackled, pounded and beat him to a pulp, I bet he will not snatch another iPad. ;D


optical

illusion

[mercurytheatre]

'Optical' refers the the visible part of the electromagnetic spectrum
Because I do not understand the jargon of this nature...
...I consider all of it to be part of the 'illusion'.

Pizza
Party

[avp60685]

I love to eat many things include pizza
I don't love however to party.
But I did enjoy a pizza party when in school.

Cheap
Jewels

[mercurytheatre]

Cheap thugs incite their own doom
They have no plan
Jewels are too hard to fence


Party
Store

[avp60685]

I really don't like to party
but I do like going to the store
I do enjoy however the party store!

Laughter

Medicine

[AntiArbitrator]

Friends visited the sick young lady and filled her room with laughter.
She was, at first, irritated because they were happy while she felt ill.
She then began to feel better and understood laughter really is the best medicine.

fantastic

four

[avp60685]

I think I am feeling fantastic
I sometimes have four students
but I don't ever call them the fantastic four!


alligator

soup

[ezpzy]

I was admiring the texture of the alligator's skin.
It would look lovely as a belt or perhaps shoes.
We would not want to be wasteful so we would also make alligator soup.

Venetian

blinds

[avp60685]

There are some people known as the Venetian
There are some things that keep me hidden and they are blinds
but sadly they aren't Venetian Blinds!

Screaming

Toddlers

[mercurytheatre]

Screaming Lord Such is a vocal artist
His music is very different...
...and should never be played for toddlers.


Cryptic
Pencil

[AntiArbitrator]

Cryptic messages were written on the cell block walls.
They were hard to read.
Because the cryptic messages were written with a pencil.

Wireless

TV

[mercurytheatre]

Going 'wireless' would not be a good idea for Nik Wallenda
At least not without a parachute
I hope they do not show it on TV


Blank

Optic

[AntiArbitrator]

Blank was the expression on the face of my love.
Did he not comprehend the anguish I endured? No!
Alas, the blank look was caused by a damaged optic nerve.

Iron

Man

[Aeryn]

I like sex on Friday.
But I'll do it on Sunday too.

Beer
Catnip.

[AntiArbitrator]

I know I should not post on tha forum when I done been drankin beer.
So I decided ta try suttin' different n' less intoxicatin’.
Sniffin catnip n' drankin beer all up in tha same time causes mad drama.

Under

Score