MariaARIS3
Supernatural Fight Club
Sammy, you're my favorite![C01:00FF00]
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Post by MariaARIS3 on Jan 20, 2012 15:34:48 GMT -5
Come in here to share all the important things you've learned from your favorite show!
1.Accidents don't happen accidentally
2.Eliot Ness was a hunter
3.Gwyneth Paltrow is a Leviathan
4.Angels are dicks
5.If there is a lock, there must be a key
6.Sam Winchester wears make up
7.Sam Winchester cries his way through sex
8.Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed (and we can all guess what he does every morning!)
9.Dean Winchester enjoys sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women
10.Criss Angel is a douchebag
11.Planes crush (and apparently clowns kill...)
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DeanandSam
Supernatural Fight Club
Aeryn, I ask myself the same thing, "Why the fuck am I still here?"[k4r][C01:003300]
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Post by DeanandSam on Jan 20, 2012 16:21:37 GMT -5
12: idgits is a term of endermit.
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SoCal
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Post by SoCal on Jan 20, 2012 16:32:48 GMT -5
13. Driver picks the music......shotgun shuts his piehole.  |
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DeanandSam
Supernatural Fight Club
Aeryn, I ask myself the same thing, "Why the fuck am I still here?"[k4r][C01:003300]
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Post by DeanandSam on Jan 20, 2012 16:37:28 GMT -5
14: Getting bashed or knocked on the head so many times doesn't have any residual damage.
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SoCal
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Post by SoCal on Jan 20, 2012 17:47:29 GMT -5
16. Demons may be very powerful, but throwing people against the nearest wall seems to be their go-to choice of first violent act.  |
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Jan 20, 2012 18:05:54 GMT -5
17. Regarding liquor: Just because it kills your liver doesn't mean it's not medicine.
18. Being easy is all upside.
19. What likes gold and virgins? Apparently P. Diddy
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SoCal
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Post by SoCal on Jan 20, 2012 18:20:05 GMT -5
20. When you play "Rock - Paper - Scissors," NEVER throw scissors. Rock always breaks scissors.  |
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jan 21, 2012 1:42:05 GMT -5
21. Don't insult fat kids. They'll fuck with your car.
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MariaARIS3
Supernatural Fight Club
Sammy, you're my favorite![C01:00FF00]
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Post by MariaARIS3 on Jan 21, 2012 4:17:11 GMT -5
Gotta love all the responses!  22. Never piss off nerdy angels. They'll beat the shit out of you... |
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Post by sarahg6 on Jan 21, 2012 11:03:53 GMT -5
"No body puts baby in the corner " You take baby, you get punched!  |
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Jan 21, 2012 12:47:32 GMT -5
25. Monsters are real! 26. Samuel Colt was a hunter. 27. Don't trust women you meet on the side of the road. 28. Yorkies are scary. 29. Beauty killed the Beast. 30. Can't kill a youngster no matter how dangerous he is. |
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SoCal
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Post by SoCal on Jan 21, 2012 16:06:22 GMT -5
31. Monsters are real, but bigfoot is a hoax.  |
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Jan 21, 2012 16:36:42 GMT -5
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jan 21, 2012 21:11:36 GMT -5
32. Do not play a practical joke on Sam...he'll get you back when you least expect it.  |
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Jan 21, 2012 22:41:58 GMT -5
33. When your body looks like Sam Winchester's, ladies of the night forget about the money.  |
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jan 21, 2012 22:49:19 GMT -5
34. No matter what they say, demons have ulterior motives for helping you.
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jan 21, 2012 23:09:43 GMT -5
36. Mannequins really aren't scary.
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isitfridayyet
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I'd tear that ^^ shit up. Just sayin'![k4r][C01:009966]
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Post by isitfridayyet on Jan 21, 2012 23:19:08 GMT -5
The devil runs cold. (dean alerted the media)
Supernatural beings can't cross a line of salt.
Angels can successfully drink an entire liquor store.
The turducken is a serious health hazard.
Johnny deep is NOT the hottest actor in the business.
It's funnier in enochian.
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jan 21, 2012 23:22:26 GMT -5
43. Hamburgers really make Castiel happy.
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isitfridayyet
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I'd tear that ^^ shit up. Just sayin'![k4r][C01:009966]
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Post by isitfridayyet on Jan 21, 2012 23:29:10 GMT -5
45. Heaven is more like a greatest hits collection of your happiest memories.
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jan 21, 2012 23:30:22 GMT -5
46. Ash is cool with Dean getting him killed.
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jan 21, 2012 23:47:25 GMT -5
48. Vampires don't like pizza with garlic on it.
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DeanandSam
Supernatural Fight Club
Aeryn, I ask myself the same thing, "Why the fuck am I still here?"[k4r][C01:003300]
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Post by DeanandSam on Jan 22, 2012 0:00:23 GMT -5
49: Sam can survive without food, Dean eats for the both of them anyway.
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jan 22, 2012 0:12:32 GMT -5
Dean can speak Japanese when he's under pressure.
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Rose
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Every rose has it's thorn[C01:ed143d][k4r]
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Post by Rose on Jan 22, 2012 0:17:33 GMT -5
Sam's genitals seem to be in constant danger what with Nutcracker, the man witch giving him The Clap and the Genital Herpes commercial.
Then again, Sam's genitals can kill you.
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DeanandSam
Supernatural Fight Club
Aeryn, I ask myself the same thing, "Why the fuck am I still here?"[k4r][C01:003300]
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Post by DeanandSam on Jan 22, 2012 0:18:15 GMT -5
Sam's genitals seem to be in constant danger what with Nutcracker, the man witch giving him The Clap and the Genital Herpes commercial. Then again, Sam's genitals can kill you. Poor Sam |
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jan 22, 2012 0:35:32 GMT -5
51. Dean hates procedural cop shows.
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MariaARIS3
Supernatural Fight Club
Sammy, you're my favorite![C01:00FF00]
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Post by MariaARIS3 on Jan 22, 2012 3:43:22 GMT -5
33. When your body looks like Sam Winchester's, ladies of the night forget about the money. ![]()  :heart: |
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Jan 22, 2012 12:15:18 GMT -5
Sam's genitals can kill you. |
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SoCal
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Post by SoCal on Jan 22, 2012 13:17:56 GMT -5
52. When you don't have a real plan, a G.E.D. and a "give 'em hell" attitude can still work. ![]() |
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