MariaARIS3
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Post by MariaARIS3 on Feb 7, 2012 11:55:47 GMT -5
Soulmate are you here?
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Post by zenezie on Feb 7, 2012 12:01:28 GMT -5
So NOT looking forward to seeing Cas again. The only thing that would make it palatable for me is if they kill him off. That would actually be mercy killing for a character that had NOTHING to do since season 5 except be a butt of jokes i.e. eat raw hamburger off the floor and sit on whoppee cushions; or go from dumbest-angel-in-the-garrison to the most-boring-villain ever even though (after Lucifer) he is the worst thing to happen to Dean and especially to Sam. Honestly most time I barely even notice when Cas is on screen except when he is a funny distraction. Though out season 6 when my sometimes-SPN-watching friends join me, they're like "whose that guy again? he's still on the show? really, why???" I would say something about MC's contract and that's that. |
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Post by shadowhund on Feb 7, 2012 12:36:33 GMT -5
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MariaARIS3
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Post by MariaARIS3 on Feb 7, 2012 13:48:59 GMT -5
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Post by shadowhund on Feb 7, 2012 13:54:55 GMT -5
Maria, I am upset, I read what you wrote in Jess Forum what Jensen said...*shakes head* and it makes me sick, more than I am already am. Today I was flat in my bed, not only sick also a migraine came, gosh I feel like crap today!
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MariaARIS3
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Post by MariaARIS3 on Feb 7, 2012 13:58:37 GMT -5
Maria, I am upset, I read what you wrote in Jess Forum what Jensen said...*shakes head* and it makes me sick, more than I am already am. Today I was flat in my bed, not only sick also a migraine came, gosh I feel like crap today! I was looking for you this morning... I really needed someone to talk after that... I'm really sorry that you're not feeling well... *hugs soulmate* Will you be able to re-watch tonight? (in an hour). We can talk more about then... |
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Post by shadowhund on Feb 7, 2012 14:02:21 GMT -5
Yes, I took already two of the specail migraine pills and now its better, but this whole day I couldn't even look in the light, I was under the blanket with my eyes to cover them and I had a massive headache
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MariaARIS3
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Post by MariaARIS3 on Feb 7, 2012 14:05:41 GMT -5
Yes, I took already two of the specail migraine pills and now its better, but this whole day I couldn't even look in the light, I was under the blanket with my eyes to cover them and I had a massive headache I'm glad! I hope you will be even better tomorrow! :heart: |
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MariaARIS3
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Post by MariaARIS3 on Feb 7, 2012 14:10:12 GMT -5
Gotta go give kids their milk and then put them to bed, so I can be ready for the re-watch. See you later soulmate!  |
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Post by maddiew2011 on Feb 7, 2012 14:53:40 GMT -5
Maria, I am upset, I read what you wrote in Jess Forum what Jensen said...*shakes head* and it makes me sick, more than I am already am. Today I was flat in my bed, not only sick also a migraine came, gosh I feel like crap today! Do you have a link? |
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Post by shadowhund on Feb 7, 2012 15:48:47 GMT -5
Maria, I am upset, I read what you wrote in Jess Forum what Jensen said...*shakes head* and it makes me sick, more than I am already am. Today I was flat in my bed, not only sick also a migraine came, gosh I feel like crap today! Do you have a link? Its more in the end, the question about Castiel ~15minutes |
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lucifan
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Post by lucifan on Feb 7, 2012 19:29:27 GMT -5
Recap Episode 7.13 “The Slice Girls”
(Original Title: Deana: Warrior Winchess)
In a time of lame gods, wendigos, and starships, a land in sort of, not really, turmoil, cried out for a hero.
He was Deana, a warrior Winchess forged in the heat of burgers.
The angst, the apathy, the complaining
His stupidity would change the world
Duh Dun-uh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duuuuuh!
Dick Roman hasn’t made his final move to enslave and eat the entire human race, so Sam and Dean decide to ignore the apocrapalypse and just cruise for some more increasingly silly monsters. Sam thinks he’s found a case: men being thrown with superman force against walls, their hands and feet cut off, a strange symbol carved into their chests. Dean doesn’t seem convinced that this is their “thing”, as he chugs on Bobby’s old whiskey flask of therapy.
Keeping it professional, Dean ditches Sam so he can go to a bar and drown in his glass case of emotion. He ends up in The Cobalt Room, a Sex in the City type joint, that Dean Winchester circa YED wouldn’t be caught dead in. The blue lighting in the place makes Dean and his date look like Snappy Smurfling and Smurfette. This turns out to be a powerful aphrodisiac.
First time I’ve been shirtless, since I don’t know when
Need to go on some jogs with Sammy and Satan
I tossed aside Bobbay’s flask, like a piece of crap
Someone should shove my ass into a devil’s trap.
Doing all the work, I was just kind of lying there
But whatever, she didn’t really seem to care
It wasn’t quite angel sex good, but it was better than Lisa
This is probably all the action I’m gonna get this season.
And you,
shook me all niiiiight, uuumm. . . .
Yeah you,
shook me not even halfway through this sooooooong.
The next morning, Dean calls Lydia to tell her that he left his flask at her house. Lydia, apparently unimpressed with Dean’s performance and creepy habit of yelling out “oh Cassbut!” didn’t seem happy to hear from him. . .and she was nine months pregnant. Guess that blue lighting was more flattering than we thought.
Ok, back to business. Dean’s ready to put on his fake FBI suit and professional scary smile. It’s hunting time!
Duh dun-uh duh duh duh duh duuuuuuh!
“Alright Sammy, what are we dealing with?”
*shrugs shoulders*
“What the hell were you doing while I was making bad life decisions?”
“Chillaxin at the morgue. Hangin with the medical examiner dude. Fun times.”
“Didn’t you do any research?“
“Yeah, I did research on who could do research for us. Found some random professor dude.”
“. . .”
“With Bobby gone, I’m no longer able to do the research I used to be able to do by myself.”
“. . .”
“. . .”
“Aren’t you supposed to be the smart one?”
“Well, only in relation to you.”
“I see.”
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While Lydia gives birth to Deanmary’s baby, the boys discover a link between the victims. They all went to the Colbalt Room looking for sexah time. Ruh-roh.
But forget about that: Dean needs to get his freakin flask back! Turning into creeper stalker guy, Dean keeps calling Lydia. When she doesn’t answer, he goes to her house and starts banging on her front door.
“Open up! I want my flasky! I want my flasky!”
“Ok! I’ll get your stupid flask!”
Lydia gets his flask. Inside, he notices a crib with a baby in it.
“Hmm. . .that wasn’t there before. . .”
“Hey, who’s the hot guy?”
He sees Lydia go over to the baby.
“Shhhhhhh. . .”
“Mom, I’m hungry. Can you get me some pie? And I mean pie. Cake is not pie!”
Dean gasps.
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A very disturbed Dean and Sam visit Professor Morrison to learn what the symbol on the victims mean. He tells them it represents the goddess Harmonia. She’s the mother of the Amazons (no she isn’t) by the god Ares (hope not, she’s his daughter). The Amazons were a war-like all women tribe who only interacted with men to procreate, killing them afterwards. Harmonia eventually turned them into monsters who were super strong and had really fast growing babies. Rouble ruh-roh.
Sam looks at Dean
“You slut.”
“You’re just jealous cause you’re the one who usually gets all the monster babes.”
“Well what are we gonna do now? Obviously you’re next, and the professor didn’t tell us how we kill them. What a sucky Bobby he is.”
A piece of paper suddenly blows onto the table. It’s an old parchment with Greek writing.
“Whoa! Sammy did you see that? Do you think it’s Bobbay? Bobbay! Bobbaaaay! Bobbabobbabobabba!”
“Oh, stop it Dean! It was probably just the wind.”
“What the hell show are you on Sam?”
“Gilmore Girls?”
“. . .”
“Ok forget about that. The Amazons will be showing up at our door any minute to make Buffalo wings out of you. You stay here all by yourself, while I get Professor Morrison to translate the Greek writing.”
“. . .Another awesome, logical, flawfree plan Sammy.”
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There’s a knock at the door. Dean looks out the peep hole and sees a teenage girl standing there.
“Oh boy! Girl scout cookies!”
He opens the door.
“I’ll take 10 boxes of Samoas. . .”
“I’m your daughter, Emma”
“Aaagggh!” Dean slams the door, but Emma pushes her way in.
She gives him some sob story about being forced to become a killer and needing his help to get away. Dean all dewy eyed believes her and starts working on some smiley face pancakes. While he’s whipping the batter in his frilly apron, Emma pulls out a knife, but Dean has his gun ready.
“Oh please, I knew you were lying.”
“How did you know?”
“Because you didn’t finish by saying “I’m tired, I’m just tired”.
Dean gets ready to fire his gun into his daughter’s face.
Duh dun-uh duh duh duh duh duuuuuuh
“. . .I can’t do it!! How can I shoot my baby girl after all our special times together. . .those five minutes I saw you in your crib. . .and. . .and . . .when you came here to try to cut my hands and feet off. . .*sob*.”
Emma lifts her knife up.
“Hey, isn’t this the moment when you suddenly get all weepy too and can’t go through with killing your papa, and then we hug and stuff?”
“What the hell show are you on, Dean?”
“Smallville?"
Sam bursts in.
“Dean! Your daughter is the one who oops! Too late.”
“Look Sammy, it’s my little girl. Isn’t she beautiful? You don’t mind if she comes with us, right? You can sit in the back seat.”
Sam shoots Emma.
“No more back seat Sammy. . .that came out wrong.”
*
"So I can't help noticing how the lessons of the last two episodes ie. Frank's faking it suggestion or Eliot Ness' this is the greatest job in the world declaration, have ended up in the same trash heap as the Roadhouse, Bella, and your necklace. . ."
". . ."
“You’re not still mad at me for ganking your daughter, are you?”
“No, Sam, I’m just. . . I’m tired, I’m just tired. Ouch!! What the hell?” Dean looks behind him as he rubs the back of his head.
“What about me? You don’t see me constantly complaining.”
“You’re a clinically insane Samazon, it ain’t the same.”
“Look Dean, I know you lost your angel boyfriend and your second dad, you can’t drive the Impala, your brother is schizophrenic, and your daughter just tried to kill you and had to be put down. . . . “
“. . .”
“but, uh. . .”
“. . .”
“It could be worse.”
“How Sammy? How could it be worse?”
“. . .”
“. . .”
“Clowns?”
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Post by sarahg6 on Feb 7, 2012 20:23:12 GMT -5
Lucifan, you always make me laugh. No matter what the day has been like. Thank you.  :heart:  |
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Post by zenezie on Feb 7, 2012 20:55:40 GMT -5
She gives him some sob story about being forced to become a killer and needing his help to get away. Dean all dewy eyed believes her and starts working on some smiley face pancakes. While he’s whipping the batter in his frilly apron, Emma pulls out a knife, but Dean has his gun ready. “Oh please, I knew you were lying.” “How did you know?” “Because you didn’t finish by saying “I’m tired, I’m just tired”. Dean gets ready to fire his gun into his daughter’s face. Comedy gold and many gold as always, Lucifan!!!! |
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Post by 1027phoenix on Feb 7, 2012 21:36:06 GMT -5
Lucifan, love it! Karma for you.
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Post by maddiew2011 on Feb 7, 2012 21:44:01 GMT -5
Great job Lucifan! Loved it!
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Post by spoilerwolf on Feb 7, 2012 23:30:51 GMT -5
Well done Lucifan  |
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Post by CaptainBill on Feb 7, 2012 23:58:04 GMT -5
Recap Episode 7.13 “The Slice Girls” (Original Title: Deana: Warrior Winchess) In a time of lame gods, wendigos, and starships, a land in sort of, not really, turmoil, cried out for a hero.
He was Deana, a warrior Winchess forged in the heat of burgers.
The angst, the apathy, the complaining
His stupidity would change the world
Duh Dun-uh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duuuuuh!
Oh Good God, Lucifan, you're killing me in good way! LOL, thank you for this! Even Joxer was more heroic than Dean at the moment. |
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Post by zenezie on Feb 8, 2012 17:48:11 GMT -5
Got a "LOL" tweet response from JimMichael in response to his retweet on the E!online couples poll which I had said "dumbest poll ever, most of the "couples" are NOT even canon, just figments of bad fanfictions".
Yeah, I entered the scary world of twitter though I'm not doing it alone, me and my roommate are on the same account because we're pretty sure we won't be able to keep up with it given our facebooks are practically dying from neglect and malnutrition.
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Feb 8, 2012 19:55:40 GMT -5
Twitter sucks!!!!  |
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Post by SoCal on Feb 8, 2012 20:43:16 GMT -5
Jeez, I enjoyed the Castiel character and Mischa seems like a good fellow, but hasn't he been killed and raised from the dead a few too many times  I'm afraid the writers may be jumping the shark here. But I hold out hope that the episode is a good one.  |
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Aeryn, I ask myself the same thing, "Why the fuck am I still here?"[k4r][C01:003300]
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Post by DeanandSam on Feb 8, 2012 20:46:18 GMT -5
Jeez, I enjoyed the Castiel character and Mischa seems like a good fellow, but hasn't he been killed and raised from the dead a few too many times ![]() I'm afraid the writers may be jumping the shark here. But I hold out hope that the episode is a good one. Hope is shot and gone for me. I don't expect for sam to have much going on in episode 17 other than him lying in the bed with Dean running around trying to save him again. That is hardly a Sam episode. This sucks for both Sam fans and Dean fans, and sucks a little bit for the Sam/Dean fans. |
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Post by SoCal on Feb 8, 2012 21:16:13 GMT -5
Why-o-why do episodes have to be described as "Sam" episodes or "Dean" episodes?  |
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Aeryn, I ask myself the same thing, "Why the fuck am I still here?"[k4r][C01:003300]
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Post by DeanandSam on Feb 8, 2012 21:20:43 GMT -5
Why-o-why do episodes have to be described as "Sam" episodes or "Dean" episodes? Well, I guess I don't really mean "Sam episode" but more of an episode that revolves around Sam. I can't help but say it like that, even Jensen and Jared do that  , at the convention Jared was like the episodes they are filming are Sam episodes, and later episodes will be Dean episodes and lite Sam, so Jared go spend with his baby *Shrugs* |
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Post by Aeryn on Feb 8, 2012 22:18:51 GMT -5
Why-o-why do episodes have to be described as "Sam" episodes or "Dean" episodes? That's an excellent point. I've often wondered that myself. |
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Post by zenezie on Feb 8, 2012 22:57:25 GMT -5
Twitter sucks!!!! ![]() You could be right. The jury is currently out for me. |
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Feb 8, 2012 23:44:13 GMT -5
Unless you're a celebrity, I don't see the point of Twitter.
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Post by benson35 on Feb 9, 2012 2:41:25 GMT -5
Hey Zen
Not sure about twitter either. I keep missing DM's and tweets lol...I'm sure people think I'm dissing them but I'm just not great with the whole social media thing.
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MariaARIS3
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Post by MariaARIS3 on Feb 9, 2012 3:03:40 GMT -5
Still can't get the whole twitter idea well... But I did decide to send a tweet to JM today for the "fuck" of it!  |
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Post by benson35 on Feb 9, 2012 3:06:31 GMT -5
No neither do I but its interesting to note he seems to get those Destiel tweets to reply to all the time....zzzzzzzzzzz
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