Interviews with the Smallville characters

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This was a thread that on the original WB boards and I have loads of articles that were written by me of the various characters from the series and I am hoping to share some of this articles with of you. Please note that they are fiction but some have basis on actual facts and information. Let me know who you would like to read first. Currently I have: Martha, Jonathan, Clark, Lex, Lionel, Professor Willowbrook, Professor Milton Fine, Lois, Lucy, Barry Allen, a luthorcorp employee, John Schneider, Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling

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Any ideas on who I should post first?

[Watchtower]

How about Clark first?

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Sure I think I have that divided into three parts but sure:

Exclusive with Clark Kent
by avp60685!

This is avp back with another interview with one of smallville's finest people Clark Kent if that is okay with all.

me: clark i just wanted to say thank you for allowing me do this interview with you.

CK (clark kent): your welcome avp, by the way i read your interview with Lionel Luthor and i was very impressed.

me: why thank you clark. first of all what is the current status of your relationship with Lana Lang?

Ck: well avp (blushes) me and lana's relationship has changed dramatically since her return from paris and my return from being with jor-el.

me: what was that like may i ask?

CK: well to be honest i don't remember much about it but i do remember it was like a home that i had been at before.

me: i see, well what can you tell us about flying as kal-el?

CK: amazing yet scary since i am still afraid of heights!

me: you? but you are so tall, how you be afraid of heights?

CK: well, (laughs) i guess i don't want to fall!

me: (laughs) i can understand that! by the way how is things between you and lois?

CK: she is okay but she can drive me crazy but at least we are friends for now!

me: i see, i am curious clark do you ever hear from pete anymore since he moved?

CK: no i haven't but i hope he is okay! besides he owes me a game of one on one! (laughs)

me: (laughs) by the way how is things with lex and you?

CK: well it is up and down sometimes since sometimes he can drive me crazy with all that secrecy!

me: i see, well how is things with you and chloe?

CK: chloe is okay i guess but she is acting really weird these days for some reason. hmmm very interesting.

me: i see, well how is your parents feeling knowing that you will be starting college soon?

CK: they feel scared but glad too like i do!

me: i see, any plans from prom?

CK: well let me see (laughs) i could take you but you don't live in smallville, i am thinking about lois or lana or chloe but not sure.

me: may i ask you what are your thoughts now that alicia is gone?

Ck: well i miss her but i have moved on

me: i see but what your good friend doctor swann do you miss him?

Ck: definately! he was a good friend and a good advisior in helping me better understand about krypton and more about jor-el.

me: i see well what about jason teague any thoughts on him

Ck: he is okay i guess but he is lana's boyfriend and we aren't close friends like me and lex are.

me: i see, well thanks for your help clark and keep up the good work clark.

CK: thanks you too avp, i look forward to reading more of your articles



this avp wrapping up another interview with smallville's finest

more on my exclusive interview with clark kent:

as i interviewed clark kent i noticed how shy he is about his past and friends and family yet he is very sweet.

i will try my best to dig in deeper and see what is really deep down inside the very soul of clark since he is so secretive.

here is a second interview i did with clark a few hours later after school at the loft:

me: hi clark again! i have been asked by my superiors to do a more in depth interview with you. do you mind?

CK(clark kent): me mind? no way! in fact i was wondering when you were coming back again!

me: (laughs) okay okay i get the point clark, first of all what is your thoughts about starting college soon?

Ck: well it should be fun yet i worry about my parents and i am sure they worry about me too!

me: don't they always do that? okay second how do you feel that lana and you have grown apart?

Ck: well it is sad since we used be really close but now that this whole isabella has come into our lives it has done something to our relationship that can't be put into words. sometimes i actually i miss the times we used to spend together.

me: what is it like now that your mom runs the Talon?

Ck: it's really cool since we get discounts on the coffee (laughs) no seriously though i like it since it helps her not worry about dad so much and it helps pay the bills.

me: what did you think of lucy lane?

Ck: she was really cute but she had an evil side to her though and i am sure her sister lois really misses her.

me: i see, how has sheriff adams been treating you lately?

Ck: (shivers) is she here? yikes! no seriously though she is okay but i still don't like her! she drives me crazy!

me: i see, well are you excited about prom?

Ck: you bet i am! i can't wait i am going to get a tux or use the one i wore for the spring formal. i also hope to ask lex if i can borrow one of his limo's to take my date in.

me: and who is that?

Ck: you of course! (laughs) just kidding again but seriously though it will be someone you least expect to be!

me: (laughs) i see, how do you feel about graduation and are you the valetictorian?

Ck: i wish! but i am excited about it!

me: any plans on meeting up with perry white?

Ck: maybe but who knows!

me: that is all we have the time for! stayed tuned for more interviews by me avp60685!


this is third interview i am having with clark kent this time we are at the talon talking with his mom too!

me: thank you mrs. kent and clark for taking time out of your busy schedules to talk to me.

ck(clark kent): no problem avp (hugs me) it's good to see you again

mk(martha aka mrs kent): your welcome avp. care for a cup of coffee?

me: yes please
*mrs. kent pours me a cup and gets clark one too

ck: i am glad you came back since it was getting boring up in the loft

mk: clark! (laughs)
me: (laughs) anyways mrs. kent what can you tell us about raising clark?

Ck: i eat too much! oops sorry mom! (laughs)
mk: (laughs) clark is a sweet boy who needs a special girl in his life!

me: i see, well how do you mrs. kent knowing that clark has special gifts?

mk(martha aka mrs. kent): it scares me sometimes but he is exactly what i wished for on the day of the metroid shower!

ck(clark kent): mom! You’re embarssing me! (Blushes)

me: i see well how do you feel knowing that he will be starting college soon?

mk: i don't like it but it will be good to have him away!

ck: mom you don't mean that do you?
mk: yes clark i do!
me: hmm very interesting! *sips her capuchino so you are saying that college will be good for him mrs. kent?

mk(martha aka mrs. kent): correct avp! i would rather he go to college than the miliary since it is too dangerous these days!

ck(clark kent): (sits in silence listening)
me: you mean since whitney was killed overseas?
mk: exactly! i mean i remember him as a child and it is still hard to believe he is gone.

me: how does mr. kent feel about this?
ck: dad isn't thrilled about it but is accepting it right mom?
mk: right clark, you see avp jonathan's health hasn't been that good lately and we are trying to keep an eye out for him
me: i see that must be tough sometimes especially for clark even though he does have abilities correct?
ck: (nods his head) yup avp that is right, sometimes it is tough especially since lois moved in with us.
mk:(nods her head) right avp, jonathan's health has taken it's toll on all of us!

more still to come!

more on my interview with the kents at the talon:

me: i see mrs kent, so what is your plans now that this school year is ending and clark will be starting college?

mk(martha aka mrs. kent) well me and jonathan plan on doing a lot of relaxing while clark is away and we also plan on going on a trip

ck(clark kent): (surprised) what? and you aren't going to take me? i am so crushed mom!

me:(laughs) clark, you need to spend time devoting to your studies though

ck:whatever i still want to go
mk: later son first get college worked out for your first year then we'll consider a trip

me: okay next question mrs kent what do you think of lois staying at your place?

mk: she is quite something and it was nice to see her help out while her sister stayed with us.

ck: she is a slob and keeps my room disorganized oops you weren't speaking to me sorry mom,(laughs)

mk: (laughs) it's okay clark
me: (laughs) what's it like now with a dog around the house?

mk: it's wonderful since he is very protective of us
ck: totally cool since i love to have fun with him when dad can't

me: well mrs kent i really need to know one last thing before i go, what is your feelings on clark's relationships?

mk(martha aka mrs kent): i feel as though clark has pulled away from lex and that has done a lot of damage to his relationship with him. also i feel badly that things didn't turn out well with clark and lana for right now but they could always get close while in college. as for chloe i will would say he needs to be careful around. Lois is a good person but clark and her still need work. As for his relationship with pete, i will miss pete and always view him as a son but i know that it is for the best. well i better go i have customers waiting. *leaves

ck(clark kent): i gotta go too avp
(hugs me)i have chores to do at the farm but you are welcome to come back and visit us anytime! *super speeds away!

me: there you have it folks an indepth interview with martha and clark kent. stay tuned for an in depth interview with the head of the kent clan jonathan kent to come in the future.

............this is avp60685 signing off for now and will be back later! take care and this has been another interview with smallville's finest

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Interview with Lex Luthor
By avp60685

Many of us have always wondered what is it like is Lex Luthor and who is he and what is he all about. Well now is your chance to find out some of the things you never knew about him like why he never gets a toupee and what does he find the most interesting about his and Clark's friendship.

*I arrived at the Luthor mansion just after the meals have been served to find out what I can from Lex Luthor and we had the interview in the office across from his infamous fireplace

Me (avp): Good evening Mr. Luthor and how are you this lovely evening?

LL (Alexander aka Lex Luthor) Please call me Lex, Avp and I am quite well thank you, can I get you something to drink while you are here?

Me: oh no thank you Lex, I am fine thanks but I would like to interview you since I am so curious about you and your life since you are friends with Clark Kent and are the richest person in Smallville. Also your father has tried to have you killed on quite a number of occasions is this not correct?

LL: wow! You have done your research Avp, I most impressed and yes it is true that my father has tried to kill me but I am a fighter and I never will quit and he knows this so he stopped. As for Clark and my relationship, it was quite interesting how we met in the first place, would you like to hear how Avp?

Me: oh yes of course Lex, I would love to hear how

(*Special note: of course I know how they met each other but Lex doesn't know that I know so I am just casually playing along like I don't plus if you want to see how Clark saves his life check out the pilot episode of Smallville on season one's dvd set)

LL: well it was about 3 years ago and I was driving my Porsche along the road and my cellphone was ringing so automatically I had to answer it to and the next thing I knew I saw this kid who was Clark Kent of course but I didn't know it was him and I swerved my car and I hit the bridge where Clark was standing and my Porsche plunged deep into the water. The next thing I remember was Clark giving me CPR and I asked him if I had hit him and he told me that if he had that he would have been dead.

Me: Hmm, very interesting stories Lex. I have a personal question I need to ask you and I hope you don't mind me asking this but why are you bald? Did you ever have hair or were you one of these people who never had hair? (*Special note: of course I know why Lex is bald but I am playing like I don't and see if he will tell me in the first place, if you want to see how he gets bald check out the pilot episode of Smallville on dvd of the 1st season of the series)

LL: well first of all Avp, I did used to have hair which was a reddish color and it came out when the great meteoroid shower of 1989 took place. Here is what happened my father was signing a deal to purchase Ross' Creamed Corn Factory where Luthorcorp is now. And I was bored so I went exploring and I heard this voice saying, "Help me! Hey kid, Help me" when I looked up there was this kid with a red S painted on his chest and I saw this explosion and I took off running the next thing I remember was I was in the hospital and I suppose I lost my hair due to the explosion.

Me: I see Lex, well why haven't you ever had a toupee even though you are bald aren't you ashamed that you are?

LL: not exactly, I feel that bald is beautiful and I love to flaunt to my father that I can do what I **** please (special note, I would list the word but we do have moderators who don't want to hear such language) plus I like flaunting in my father's face that I may be his son but I don't have to look like him.

Me: well how do you feel about Clark's relationship with you may I ask?

LL: Clark and I have a pretty good relationship since he is always saving my life and always around and leaves you wondering so much because he doesn't say much about himself.

Me: How is your relationship with Lana Lang may I ask?

LL: Lana is a very sweet person and should deserves someone better for her than that Jason fellow since he hasn't been completely honest and plus I could do so much more for her and I want to make her happy no matter what! (*Special note: remember if you are Lexana fan that there is chemistry between them especially somewhat in the episode "Onyx" from this season)

Me: I noticed that you hired the band Lighthouse to perform at the Smallville prom, what made you do that?

LL: well Avp, I wanted the seniors to have a prom that they would never forget and it was a special gift as a farewell present to them since I have seen certain ones of them grow up quite nicely these past 4 years (*Special note: he is referring to Lana, Clark and Chloe)

Me: what are your plans with Luthorcorp may I ask since we haven't heard much about it lately?

LL: that is classified information Avp but I can tell you that it involves meteoroid rocks!

Me: well thank you very much Lex for the time and I hope we can do this again sometime

LL: my pleasure Avp you are always welcome back to the mansion but please let my people that you are here since I don't like surprise guests showing up unannounced! *Kisses my hand before I leave the mansion and hands me his business card with his address to Luthorcorp and email address and phone number


Stayed tuned for more interviews to come by me avp60685!