Post by davidhayes1956 on Jan 28, 2012 4:46:00 GMT -5
“Clark’s Ancestry”
[My initial post from the old boards]
Clark had some famous ancestors on Krypton. For instance, Clark's ancestors in the restaurant business were Ron-El and McDon-El. Do any of you Kryptonian history buffs have any more info on Clark's ancestry? If so, be free to add to this data base of knowledge. I’ll start you out with the ones I know.
Kenn-El opened the first pet boarding business on Krypton
There was the great comedy team of Heck-El and Jeck-El. Contrary to the seriousness that Jor-El was known for, the bulk of the El family was known for their wit. That led to the common Kryptonian response to a really funny individual being, “Man, you are as funny as El!”
The developer of housing for travelers: Hoat-El.
The developer of the formal education system: Skoo-El
The developers of Krypton's first penal system: Krew-El and Unyoujew-El
The philosopher who promoted the virtues of anti-social behavior: Goatta-El
The inventor of hand sanitizer: Pure-El
The auto-biographical novelist: Kissant-El
The non-conformist: Reb
(He was Reb-El but he dropped his sur-name calling it a "Slave Name." He became the "First No-El" according to Ange-El -- the family historian.)
Inventor of internet topic boards: Bane-El
Famous Nit-Picker: Trivy-El
Inventor of Puns: Terrib-El
First UFO sighting: Ezeeky-El
Weakest Kryptonian: Feeb-El
The Kryptonian who defined "Justice": Fiction-El
My Kryptonian name: Bab-El
The inventor of sin on Krypton was Dev-El
The man who domesticated horses on Krypton: Sad-El.
Krypton's first underwater explorer: Snork-El
Person who mined a shaft of lead from Krypton eventually leading to the
reaction in Krypton's core: Erk-El
Developer of modest sleepware: Flann-El
Inventor of a vitamin powder to be added to water to make a tasty drink: Prop-El
Cand-El from the windy city of Krypton (El Town) wrote autobiographical songs while in the community bathroom -- the El Town John.
The Kryptonian who setup the commuter service in Chicago while visiting Earth: Lion-El (creditted with designing the El-Train)
The most un-cooperative member of the El family: Bloody-El
The El family member famous for the expression "One hump or two?": Cam-El (more about him later)
Source of these facts: BottomOfTheBear-El
(This topic is going to El in a hand basket.)
Dumbest Kryptonians: Larr-El, his brother Dare-El and his other brother
Dare-El.
Developer of a technique for canning strange meat products: Horm-El
Developer of women’s razors: Nor-El (his company was called Nor-El Co.)
The inventor of editable writing instruments: Penc-El
Lara wasn’t born an El, but when during her career as an astronaut, she was once on the cover of “Miss El Magazine.”
Man known for introducing Middle Eastern Earth Cuisine to Krypton: Falaf-El.
Most famous horn player on Krypton: Gabree-El
First Kryptonian to speak out against idol worship: Isra-El
Promoter of Rao worship on Krypton: Emanu-El
Inventor of microchips: Int-El
Inventor of a vastly superior line of computers: App-El
(Riddle – why does the woman who plays Chloe on “Smallville” use an Apple Computer? Answer: Because it’s A Mac[k].)
Inventor of a line of products to make hair look better: Lori-EL
Inventor of perfume: Shan-El #5 (great-great-grandson of Shan-El)
Inventor of tan colored taffy: Karem-El
Inventor of a longer lasting battery: Durass-El?
First librarian on Krypton: Archiv-El
Introduced tobacco products to Krypton: Cam-El
Credited with making a superior brand of cigars: Feed-El and Cast-Roh
[My initial post from the old boards]
Clark had some famous ancestors on Krypton. For instance, Clark's ancestors in the restaurant business were Ron-El and McDon-El. Do any of you Kryptonian history buffs have any more info on Clark's ancestry? If so, be free to add to this data base of knowledge. I’ll start you out with the ones I know.
Kenn-El opened the first pet boarding business on Krypton
There was the great comedy team of Heck-El and Jeck-El. Contrary to the seriousness that Jor-El was known for, the bulk of the El family was known for their wit. That led to the common Kryptonian response to a really funny individual being, “Man, you are as funny as El!”
The developer of housing for travelers: Hoat-El.
The developer of the formal education system: Skoo-El
The developers of Krypton's first penal system: Krew-El and Unyoujew-El
The philosopher who promoted the virtues of anti-social behavior: Goatta-El
The inventor of hand sanitizer: Pure-El
The auto-biographical novelist: Kissant-El
The non-conformist: Reb
(He was Reb-El but he dropped his sur-name calling it a "Slave Name." He became the "First No-El" according to Ange-El -- the family historian.)
Inventor of internet topic boards: Bane-El
Famous Nit-Picker: Trivy-El
Inventor of Puns: Terrib-El
First UFO sighting: Ezeeky-El
Weakest Kryptonian: Feeb-El
The Kryptonian who defined "Justice": Fiction-El
My Kryptonian name: Bab-El
The inventor of sin on Krypton was Dev-El
The man who domesticated horses on Krypton: Sad-El.
Krypton's first underwater explorer: Snork-El
Person who mined a shaft of lead from Krypton eventually leading to the
reaction in Krypton's core: Erk-El
Developer of modest sleepware: Flann-El
Inventor of a vitamin powder to be added to water to make a tasty drink: Prop-El
Cand-El from the windy city of Krypton (El Town) wrote autobiographical songs while in the community bathroom -- the El Town John.
The Kryptonian who setup the commuter service in Chicago while visiting Earth: Lion-El (creditted with designing the El-Train)
The most un-cooperative member of the El family: Bloody-El
The El family member famous for the expression "One hump or two?": Cam-El (more about him later)
Source of these facts: BottomOfTheBear-El
(This topic is going to El in a hand basket.)
Dumbest Kryptonians: Larr-El, his brother Dare-El and his other brother
Dare-El.
Developer of a technique for canning strange meat products: Horm-El
Developer of women’s razors: Nor-El (his company was called Nor-El Co.)
The inventor of editable writing instruments: Penc-El
Lara wasn’t born an El, but when during her career as an astronaut, she was once on the cover of “Miss El Magazine.”
Man known for introducing Middle Eastern Earth Cuisine to Krypton: Falaf-El.
Most famous horn player on Krypton: Gabree-El
First Kryptonian to speak out against idol worship: Isra-El
Promoter of Rao worship on Krypton: Emanu-El
Inventor of microchips: Int-El
Inventor of a vastly superior line of computers: App-El
(Riddle – why does the woman who plays Chloe on “Smallville” use an Apple Computer? Answer: Because it’s A Mac[k].)
Inventor of a line of products to make hair look better: Lori-EL
Inventor of perfume: Shan-El #5 (great-great-grandson of Shan-El)
Inventor of tan colored taffy: Karem-El
Inventor of a longer lasting battery: Durass-El?
First librarian on Krypton: Archiv-El
Introduced tobacco products to Krypton: Cam-El
Credited with making a superior brand of cigars: Feed-El and Cast-Roh
