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Post by avp60685 on Mar 29, 2012 6:38:05 GMT -5
OMG, why the hell does the nearest bus stop for the mall have to be so freaking far? Oh well! At least I have bus fare so I can take the bus
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Watchtower
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Post by Watchtower on Mar 29, 2012 9:36:14 GMT -5
Goodness gracious mom! Why do you always have to put me down like that! You only focus on my weaknesses! I'm not retarded like you think I am! I can do more things than you think I can! And there is no love from you! This week, since I came to your house on Monday night, I have literally gotten no touch from you... no hugs, no nothing! And you wonder why I never talk to you anymore! And I just love how you automatically accuse me, how you always think I'm at fault and how you treat me like some crummy piece of shit. Just so you know, I'm only still talking to you so I can still have a cell phone. Once I can pay for everything, then that's it, I'm gonna cut you off!
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Mar 29, 2012 10:39:31 GMT -5
OMG stupid squirrels! Because of them getting zapped on my power lines, I didn't have any power whatsoever at my house, but I am grateful that I was out at the store and the bank and the power was restored once I got back home!
Also stupid banking people, why didn't you tell me that the stupid computers were down? Sheesh you made look real stupid walking into the bank and then a second later you shoo me out the door like a dummy you tell the two men who walked in after me but you didn't tell me this! Is it because I am white and not black like they were? Sheesh!
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Post by animalpragmatism on Mar 31, 2012 0:36:39 GMT -5
mother if i wanted you to know my every move i would tell u. assume cuz i dont talk it's none of your damn business ! butt out !
i kinda live with the wench so doesnt help matters either
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 2, 2012 11:27:34 GMT -5
To my dad's youngest brother:
How dare you! Why the hell did you fight my mother and me about my dad's funeral plans and you told my mom you were going to price airline tickets and yet you only set a bouquet of flowers, real tacky Uncle! You are my only connection to my father and yet you and your family barely contact us, what the hell did I ever do to you? Oh wait! I forgot I am your brother's only child and the daughter of a southerner! Is that why you avoid us? Is that why you can afford these expensive trips to Hawaii and you can't afford to come see us? I am angry and pissed that you can't even call us to tell us that your daughter had died, I had to read it in an email! SICK! GROW UP AND LEARN TO STOP HOLDING GRUDGES AGAINST MY DAD!
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Post by gilmorefanalways on Apr 6, 2012 23:42:19 GMT -5
to a former friend
for the disgrace and disgust of you new words will have to be invented
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 9, 2012 12:34:50 GMT -5
to my mom's younger sister:
Why the hell do you say you'll call my mom back and yet you call her twice while we were at church yesterday and you can barely spare 5 minutes to talk to your sister? Shame on you! And your loser of a boyfriend? OMG! I know I wanted a boyfriend for a long time but I would have chosen someone who at least had a job, that jerk doesn't have one and yet you are going to move in with him? DUMB!
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 10, 2012 7:15:41 GMT -5
OMG! What hell do you think you were doing by leaving our package on the front stoop and hiding it with the welcome mat? That was really dumb! Sheesh for a Fed-ex worker you sure are dumb!
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Apr 10, 2012 16:08:58 GMT -5
I'm so torn. I love you more than my own life! I thought I was strong and proud, but I would do anything for you. If I have to wait, I will. You are my love and my reason for living.
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 11, 2012 9:54:25 GMT -5
to my mom's boss:
WHAT THE HELL? You say my mom is a poor worker and you keep threatening to send her to other schools, I think this is a lie because you write up poor evaluations on my mom and I know this is a lie too because my mother is one of the hardest working women I know! My mom used to pick cotton when she was little and you say she's slow? Hello? My mom is nearly 62 and she has take buses to and from work almost every day! My mother doesn't need your crap, and another thing, you need to stop threatening her, one day it's going to be ugly when someone fights back. I am suggesting you straighten up before it's too late! GOD HELP YOU!
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Post by HarleyQuinn on Apr 11, 2012 10:39:47 GMT -5
I think I have finally accepted that I will always miss the friend you were to me for so long. I wish I hadn't lost you but I see now that you were only using me to not feel so alone. That is a crappy thing to do. I can't change the fact that I ruined it by falling for you. But I know the next time there is someone special in my life I will not fall again until I know they want me to be a part of their life forever. I deserve that and so much more that you would not give me.
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 11, 2012 10:52:39 GMT -5
to my cousin Nora:
I can't believe you! You are actually just like your father, I was just making the comment that you could come see me, in all 26 years of my life I only met you once and I was a baby at the time and now you're a mom and I still haven't met your son, I have sent him gifts and cards yet you can afford trips to California and Hawaii and you can't afford a trip to come visit me? Shame on you! I am your cousin and I love you but you need to realize that I really want to have a relationship with you. I am the only link of my father and you are going to treat me like dog shit? Shame on you! I know you lost your sister and brother unexpectedly but still you could call or write me! I am not that much of a stranger or am I? I suggest you make your own identity and do something about our relationship before it's too late!
Your cousin who loves you Alysia
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Post by Kimba116 on Apr 14, 2012 8:21:41 GMT -5
My ex is being so nice to me now that i finally told him he gave me an std. But now i have to print it out for him since he doesn't have internet and now the printer is being a douchebag. Grrr. Now i have to wait until my mom wakes up to print it up and that means she's going to know that i have it. You're such an asshole and if i didn't have to see your ugly face everyday i know that i would be over you.
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 16, 2012 15:21:17 GMT -5
Geramie:
Stop knocking on my door after church is over that is super annoying, I was trying to review some music for my skit and it's hard to concentrate if you are doing that!
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Post by Kimba116 on Apr 16, 2012 19:35:03 GMT -5
Get that i want him and move on already. You're too young for me and i shouldn't have to tell you again.
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 17, 2012 12:43:23 GMT -5
Okay mom, I know you got worried yesterday but please understand I don't always have my cellphone on, but I am going to make an effort to turn it on at least an hour before you come home so you can call me and stop worrying about me okay?
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 17, 2012 16:37:01 GMT -5
Why the hell are you so nasty to my mommy? Sheesh, for someone like you in authority you sure have a weird way of being in charge of your workers!
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Post by Kimba116 on Apr 18, 2012 7:48:59 GMT -5
Why the Hell did I marry you?? Even better why oh why did I move back in with you?? You are still the selfish jerk you always have been and here I am trying to be nice and all you can do is complain?? I WISH I NEVER MET YOU!! I WISH I COULD MOVE OUT!!
Awww. Poor Harls. It will be ok. You can ditch him when he's least expecting it.
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 18, 2012 12:42:41 GMT -5
Yikes, it's rainy today! Oh well at least I get to see my boyfriend on Friday if all goes well
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Apr 23, 2012 10:25:58 GMT -5
You know, I liked you alot better before you got this God complex. You had a sense of humor, you were outrageous, and didn't mind poking fun at almost everything.
I was the one who suggested that a certain person might be interested in working at your little dog and pony show. I even asked him about it, and he agreed. And how did you repay me? By talking shit about my motives to someone else.
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 23, 2012 11:10:41 GMT -5
OMG I love you Aunt Wildcat but I wish you would quit smoking, because of your darn habit you can't afford to see me and my mom? I hate you for doing this to me! You get my hopes up and make me believe you were coming to see us and I was going start cleaning up our spare bedroom too! God! I hate this! I really wanted a chance to spend time with you away from Kentucky!
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Post by HarleyQuinn on Apr 24, 2012 18:24:03 GMT -5
Why the Hell did I marry you?? Even better why oh why did I move back in with you?? You are still the selfish jerk you always have been and here I am trying to be nice and all you can do is complain?? I WISH I NEVER MET YOU!! I WISH I COULD MOVE OUT!!
Awww. Poor Harls. It will be ok. You can ditch him when he's least expecting it. Aww thank you Kim
I am stuck being married to the jerk for a few more years (tax reasons I'm sad to say) but I will get that divorce as soon as I can. Hoping to move by the end of the year too.
I'll be okay. I won't let him get the best of me!!
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 24, 2012 18:43:23 GMT -5
I am glad to hear that Harley and you got a Karma from me for that!
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Post by Aeryn on Apr 25, 2012 7:39:00 GMT -5
I love you and I want to be with you. You're the most amazing man I've ever met in my life. You make me feel like a love sick teenager, and the only thing I can think of is how much I want to be your wife.
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 25, 2012 8:33:46 GMT -5
OMG, your clothes were smelling so bad I nearly threw up! I hope you appreciate what I had to do for you dearest!
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Post by Aeryn on Apr 25, 2012 15:23:33 GMT -5
I dry cleaned the jacket you lent to me, and you didn't even say thank you.
You never even wear it, but you came by and demanded that I give it back...you're way too old for this sibling rivalry thing.
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avp60685
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Post by avp60685 on Apr 25, 2012 17:59:03 GMT -5
I am getting ready to scream at you, I know you bought me a new video card and all but I am getting pissed that the video card you bought doesn't include the drivers and I am having a hard time finding them and you refuse to buy a new one? OMG!
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Post by Aeryn on Apr 29, 2012 20:43:56 GMT -5
Your marriage is over, you stupid bitch. Get used to it. Move on. Trying to make things more difficult for him is only going make things worse for you.
Do not fuck with me. Go away. Re-locate to China or something. He's mine now. Learn to cope.
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Post by spoonieluv247 on Apr 29, 2012 20:57:20 GMT -5
"Your friend is a total 암캐, and I want to slap her so hard her head spins around 2 or 3 times, but that doesn't mean WE can't knock becheu!in my own defense, she was REALLY hot. Her name was Suk-Yeon, so I said, "If you insist!"
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