Anicat And Tinker Arrested For Molesting Cucumber!

[Aeryn]

See, I knew it. No normal person spends that much time in the vegetable section!!! Tsk tsk.

As they were dragged away, the cops had a hard time prying the cucumber from from the hands of those naughty girls. In fact, Tinker held on for dear life. This was a woman on a mission. Anicat made a grab for the vegetable, but she grabbed something else...that officer will not be pressing charges.

The cucumber declined to comment.

[anicat]

OMC I can't leave you alone for one second!

What can I say? The officer had a nice...package.

BTW: We've already set our first date. Handcuffs may or may not be involved.

[Tinker]

1. I was inspired by Squirrel's squash poll.
2. What? I just really like salad.
3. That cucumber wanted to come home with me!

[Mistermoonlight]

Is this how pickles are made?

I don't think I wanna know.

[Watchtower]

So, that's where they were all day? I leave this site for one day and these two get arrested!?

You naughty naughty girls!

[Tinker]

Feb 10, 2012 21:47:09 GMT -5 Mistermoonlight said:

Is this how pickles are made?

I don't think I wanna know.

See Moon, when a woman and a cucumber love each other very much...wait, TMI...

[Tinker]

Feb 10, 2012 21:50:45 GMT -5 Watchtower said:

So, that's where they were all day? I leave this site for one day and these two get arrested!?

You naughty naughty girls!

Innocent until proven guilty...the truth will come out!

[anicat]

You know what I'm afraid of right now?

In this age of security, you know the store's cameras saw all.

And any minute now the video is gonna show up on youtube.

It wasn't me!!!!!!!!! It was my illegitimate twin sister.

[Watchtower]

Feb 10, 2012 23:16:33 GMT -5 Tinker said:

Feb 10, 2012 21:50:45 GMT -5 Watchtower said:

So, that's where they were all day? I leave this site for one day and these two get arrested!?

You naughty naughty girls!

Innocent until proven guilty...the truth will come out!

Regardless, now you'll have to deal with me...

[Tinker]

Totally grounded, aren't I?

[Watchtower]

Feb 11, 2012 0:05:36 GMT -5 Tinker said:

Totally grounded, aren't I?

Yes, you are. You are grounded for life young lady!

[Rose]

Feb 11, 2012 0:05:36 GMT -5 Tinker said:

Totally grounded, aren't I?

*sneaks grounded Tinker out the window*

[Watchtower]

*Sees Rose sneaking Tinker out and decides to deal with it later*

[Rose]

Feb 11, 2012 0:55:35 GMT -5 Watchtower said:

*Sees Rose sneaking Tinker out and decides to deal with it later*

[Aeryn]

Feb 10, 2012 23:16:33 GMT -5 Tinker said:

Feb 10, 2012 21:50:45 GMT -5 Watchtower said:

So, that's where they were all day? I leave this site for one day and these two get arrested!?

You naughty naughty girls!

Innocent until proven guilty...the truth will come out!

As long as the cucumber doesn't.

[anicat]

Feb 11, 2012 3:16:16 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

As long as the cucumber doesn't.

Ohhh......OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, can't leave you alone for one freaking second! Take my eyes off you and OMG the dog is in the toaster.

[Aeryn]

Feb 11, 2012 4:03:45 GMT -5 anicat said:

Feb 11, 2012 3:16:16 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

As long as the cucumber doesn't.

Ohhh......OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, can't leave you alone for one freaking second! Take my eyes off you and OMG the dog is in the toaster.

"The dog is in the toaster."

[anicat]

Feb 11, 2012 4:24:51 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

"The dog is in the toaster."

I was going to say "the cat is in the blender" but that would leave an opening as wide as a barn door to ask how I felt being made into a smoothie.

[Aeryn]

Speaking of an opening as wide as a barn door, I wonder what Olivia's up to.

[anicat]

Feb 11, 2012 4:42:37 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Speaking of an opening as wide as a barn door, I wonder what Olivia's up to.

What's that burning smell? WHERE IS THE DOG??!!!

Liv is soooo gonna smite you for that one. ;D

OR Bieber you, which would be far worse!

[Aeryn]

Hmmm...I see that Olivia hasn't replied. Apparently, she wussed out!!

[evilsquirre1]

I'm shocked But I also have a couple of questions. Will the Cucumber being taking the stand as a witness in the trial? Also what type of Cucumber was this?
Armenian

Garden

Lemon

Japanese

Maybe it was two Lemons and a Japanese.

[Aeryn]

You seem to be well acquainted with cucumbers, squirrel.

Not that I'm surprised.

[anicat]

A lemon cucumber? What sort of mutant alien vegetable is that? I bet Sammy would know what one is, had it in a salad or something.

If I had to guess - and understand my memories are very hazy about the event - I'd have to say it was a Japanese one. I'm sure it wasn't a seedless variety, you know those are a waste of time...ba da bing!!!

[Aeryn]

Feb 10, 2012 21:42:38 GMT -5 Tinker said:

That cucumber wanted to come home with me!

That cucumber is now in therapy. It's suffering from horrifying flashbacks....and it insists that it was trapped in a large, damp, dark place.

A cave, perhaps?

[Rose]

If I had to take a guess, I'll bet you it was the Japanese cucumber! They like 'em long 'n strong!

[anicat]

The Produce Dept got a restraining order against me.

They say I'm not allowed to come within 20 yards of the baby carrots.

Totally unfair and defamatory! I feel no attraction whatsoever to underage vegetables.

[isitfridayyet]

That lemon cucumber is bizarre!

[Lostcause]

I've lost count over how many fruits and vegetables evilsquirre1 and aeryn combined have made me look at with a whole new and dirty set of glasses.

I might just go full on carnivore soon.

[evilsquirre1]

Anicat too funny about the baby carrots. Are you on the green grocer list of veggie pervs?

I'm surprise you guys have never seen a Lemon Cucumber before. Why do you think I live in California we have a wide select of Cucumbers and squash. I'm not surprised to discover it was the Japanese cucumbers they got caught with. After all that is the most bumpy of the Cukes.