The Utterly Random Thread

[Aeryn]

No, they're potstickers...Chinese appetizers.

[AntiArbitrator]

Okay...2 year old Chinese appetizers. How are you feeling, Dearie?

[SoCal]

[Aeryn]

Feb 18, 2013 22:16:02 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

Okay...2 year old Chinese appetizers. How are you feeling, Dearie?

I feel like shit. Utter, complete shit.

*looks for someone to take it out on*

[gilmorefanalways]

Did you get sick

[ezpzy]

*runs and hides from Aeryn the Annihilator*

[AntiArbitrator]

The Police Department training officer shot the cadet in the head with a real bullet! Reasons given are:
1. Training officer confused his real weapon with the training weapon.
2. The cadet kept popping his head up too often so the trainer wanted to show him what would happen.

[Aeryn]

I really shouldn't be chain smoking right after I took my blood pressure medicine.

[SoCal]

I had half a peanut butter and raspberry jam sandwich for dinner. It's amazing how not eating much for a month can make that fill me up.

[Aeryn]

All men should grow their hair long. It's sexy.

[ezpzy]

By law, one must have personal contact with and known someone a minimum of 72 hours before claiming a broken heart.

[SoCal]

Feb 22, 2013 23:13:28 GMT -5 ezpzy said:

By law, one must have personal contact with and known someone a minimum of 72 hours before claiming a broken heart.

And, have actually seen them in person, not just had on-line contact.

[Aeryn]

Feb 22, 2013 23:13:28 GMT -5 ezpzy said:

By law, one must have personal contact with and known someone a minimum of 72 hours before claiming a broken heart.

That's not completely true. Some people fall in love easily. You can fall for someone you've spoken to on the phone or online.

Everybody's different.

[SoCal]

Some people fall in lust easily.....and just as quickly fall out.

[Aeryn]

My breath is awful.

[AntiArbitrator]

Feb 23, 2013 14:01:54 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Feb 22, 2013 23:13:28 GMT -5 ezpzy said:

By law, one must have personal contact with and known someone a minimum of 72 hours before claiming a broken heart.

That's not completely true. Some people fall in love easily. You can fall for someone you've spoken to on the phone or online.

Everybody's different.

That is not loving a person. That is loving what one imagines a person is like. That person does not exist; therefore it is simply a dream or fantasy to fall in love with an imaginary person.

[Aeryn]

Everybody has a different interpretation of "love."

[AntiArbitrator]

So true, but we were actually talking about heartbreak, not love. I know your heart is big enough to love all of us, as you demonstrate on a daily basis.

[Aeryn]

I think SoCal is preparing for her stint as a juror.

[SoCal]

Nope. I'm still coughing like crazy, though. If I do get called in (which I won't since my number is too high), maybe I can infect everyone at the courthouse.

[Aeryn]

Please let us know if you're called in.

It would really make my day.

[SoCal]

And when I'm not, I will laugh at you for at least a few days.

[Aeryn]

You already laugh at me.

But, you'll be called.

[KyleEl]

Jan 31, 2013 23:53:52 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

Could anyone flunk a multiple choice test with questions like these?

1. Always ___________ emergency vehicles at intersections.

• Wave at
  
• Flash your brights at
  
• Ignore
  
• Yield the right-of-way to
  
• Honk your horn at
  
  

4. An additional important safety feature available on vehicles today is _____________.

• Bumper stickers
  
• Anti-lock brakes (ABS)
  
• Bald tires
  
• Your owner's manual
  
• Leather seats
  

I went in a room at the nursing home where employees were supposed to answer questions printed on sheets of paper. One was something like this:

A patient yells at you and hits you. What do you do?

• Hit the patient back
  
• Yell at the patient
  
• Ask for help
  
• Deprive the patient of food and liquids
  

[SoCal]

Hmmmmmmmm....are three of the four answers correct? ;D

[SoCal]

"Yawn" I'm sleepy.

[Aeryn]

You're not at the courthouse?

[SoCal]

I'm at work.

Earning a living so I can pay taxes.

[AntiArbitrator]

Feb 26, 2013 13:57:14 GMT -5 KyleEl said:

Jan 31, 2013 23:53:52 GMT -5 AntiArbitrator said:

Could anyone flunk a multiple choice test with questions like these?

1. Always ___________ emergency vehicles at intersections.

• Wave at
  
• Flash your brights at
  
• Ignore
  
• Yield the right-of-way to
  
• Honk your horn at
  
  

4. An additional important safety feature available on vehicles today is _____________.

• Bumper stickers
  
• Anti-lock brakes (ABS)
  
• Bald tires
  
• Your owner's manual
  
• Leather seats
  

I went in a room at the nursing home where employees were supposed to answer questions printed on sheets of paper. One was something like this:

A patient yells at you and hits you. What do you do?

• Hit the patient back
  
• Yell at the patient
  
• Ask for help
  
• Deprive the patient of food and liquids
  

It sounds as if the same people designed that test.

[SoCal]

One of the bosses took us out to lunch yesterday. It was lovely. Good food, too. I

t's been so long since any of them has done that, I had forgotten how nice it was to take a real break away from the workplace at lunchtime. And I didn't have to drive to the restaurant either. Hitched a ride with a co-worker.

Hmmmmmmmm.....how do we convince him to make this a monthly activity?