The Utterly Random Thread

[Aeryn]

I hate frozen pizza.

[Mistermoonlight]

Nov 12, 2012 18:50:29 GMT -5 Dislekseyuh said:

Where did you find pictures of my family?

[Dislekseyuh]

Ancestry.com

You come from a long line of super heroes and villains.

[mazeman]

Oct 1, 2012 22:54:24 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

I hate cherries. Ever since I lost mine, I have no use for them.

I prefer chocolate, caramel, marshmallows, strawberries, or bananas in my ice cream.

From what I hear, you prefer bananas in lots of places.

[Aeryn]

Nov 14, 2012 15:18:39 GMT -5 mazeman said:

Oct 1, 2012 22:54:24 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

I hate cherries. Ever since I lost mine, I have no use for them.

I prefer chocolate, caramel, marshmallows, strawberries, or bananas in my ice cream.

From what I hear, you prefer bananas in lots of places.

Bananas tend to break.

[Dislekseyuh]

Nov 14, 2012 15:38:25 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Nov 14, 2012 15:18:39 GMT -5 mazeman said:

From what I hear, you prefer bananas in lots of places.

Bananas tend to break.

"Awww, baby, why you gotta be that way? Come back to bed."

[Mistermoonlight]

[Aeryn]

*goes to make slanderous thread about Alex*

[Dislekseyuh]

All you have to do is make a thread saying I'm a warm ray of sunshine.

[Aeryn]

There's nothing I can say that will upset you, so I'm actually not[/b] going to make a thread.

[Dislekseyuh]

There's plenty you can say that will upset me. You just have to try to draw from different things.

My friend told me the other day that he saw some more fat people on scooters at Walmart. I found that to be particularly upsetting.

[Aeryn]

My head hurts, and I'm out of Vicodin.

[Dislekseyuh]

You always seem to feel your worst when you're not being naughty or causing trouble. You should make another thread going after the admins. That will get your head feeling better again.

[Aeryn]

No, no, my head has been hurting on and off for a couple of weeks. I'm just out of Vicodin now.

And for the record, I'm[/b] behaving quite well. Can't say the same for a few others.

[Dislekseyuh]

Have you been relying too heavily on the use of the Vicodin?

I think you might be a bit more aggressive than you think you are.

[avp60685]

I am sick of these pretzels, where is the junk food?

[Aeryn]

Nov 14, 2012 17:48:26 GMT -5 Dislekseyuh said:

Have you been relying too heavily on the use of the Vicodin?

I think you might be a bit more aggressive than you think you are.

I've been taking about 7 or 8 of them a day...for over a month.

Hmmm...perhaps. But honestly, I don't see it most of the time.

[Dislekseyuh]

Well, damn, no wonder your head is hurting so badly. You should probably get another order of pills and slowly taper yourself off of them. I got completely hooked on Clonazepam and Xanax a couple years ago. Took me going off of it cold turkey to realize how badly it was affecting me, and how reliant I was on it.

I like an aggressive woman. It just needs to be channeled into a destructive force for awesomeness.

[Aeryn]

Nov 14, 2012 18:03:38 GMT -5 Dislekseyuh said:

Well, damn, no wonder your head is hurting so badly. You should probably get another order of pills and slowly taper yourself off of them. I got completely hooked on Clonazepam and Xanax a couple years ago. Took me going off of it cold turkey to realize how badly it was affecting me, and how reliant I was on it.

I like an aggressive woman. It just needs to be channeled into a destructive force for awesomeness.

They were Vicodin ES. And yes, I know it's a withdrawal headache...but I can't get another prescription today. I was taking that stuff EVERY DAY for over a month, and it felt great.

I was hooked on Xanax and Klonopin a few years ago. That's a tough detox.

[avp60685]

Oh my word the salt from those pretzels made me choke!

[Dislekseyuh]

Nov 14, 2012 18:14:04 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Nov 14, 2012 18:03:38 GMT -5 Dislekseyuh said:

Well, damn, no wonder your head is hurting so badly. You should probably get another order of pills and slowly taper yourself off of them. I got completely hooked on Clonazepam and Xanax a couple years ago. Took me going off of it cold turkey to realize how badly it was affecting me, and how reliant I was on it.

I like an aggressive woman. It just needs to be channeled into a destructive force for awesomeness.

They were Vicodin ES. And yes, I know it's a withdrawal headache...but I can't get another prescription today. I was taking that stuff EVERY DAY for over a month, and it felt great.

I was hooked on Xanax and Klonopin a few years ago. That's a tough detox.

We need to get you tapered off the Vicodin and hooked on something entertaining. Perhaps you could troll various websites instead of taking pills.

It has certainly done wonders for me. There's a feeling I get when I make a Tumblr social justice Nazi cry that is absolutely unmatched by any pills.

[Aeryn]

I haved some Tramadol, so I'll take that and see what happens.

I'm tired of the fucking internet. Just the same old retarded shit, day after day. I'm surprised my brain is stiill functioning after interacting with so many fucking morons.

[Dislekseyuh]

I have a bottle of Tramadol in my medicine cabinet right now.

You could be doing anything right now. But if you're going to spend your time on the internet, then you may as well make it worth while. Start a web site, a blog, or just go around trolling people.

[Aeryn]

I have a website. But like I said, the coding makes my head hurt WORSE.

Maybe I'll just watch videos.

GOD, my head hurts so fucking bad right now...I'm an idiot; I should sign off.

[Dislekseyuh]

Sounds like you should watch some shark attack videos while you drift off to sleep.

[Aeryn]

I'm trying to decide how many Tramadol I should take. Four or five?

That shark gif makes me VERY fucking happy.

[Dislekseyuh]

Take about half the bottle and wash it down with plenty of alcohol.



I sure do love photoshop.

[Aeryn]

Fuck you very much, Alex.

I took four.

[Mistermoonlight]

Nov 14, 2012 19:00:44 GMT -5 Dislekseyuh said:

Take about half the bottle and wash it down with plenty of alcohol.



I sure do love photoshop.

I saw the exact same dosage prescription on a 'dark' website that recommended also putting a plastic bag over your head.

So, I'm thinkin' you might want a second opinion first.

[Dislekseyuh]

Nov 14, 2012 19:23:38 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Fuck you very much, Alex.

I took four.

Four bottles of pills or four bottles of alcohol?