Mistermoonlight
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"The dreamers ride against the men of action. Oh see the men of action falling back."--Leonard Cohen
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Nov 9, 2012 22:06:13 GMT -5
And is it the same guy that wrote the Book of Love?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 22:07:03 GMT -5
How come I can't eye-laser people like General Zod in the second Superman movie? I've been practicing on my cats, but so far, nada. I can't believe I missed this question! You have to be extremely angry or sexually aroused for it to begin working. Find someone you want to have hate sex with and you'll be ruling the planet soon enough. |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 22:08:27 GMT -5
And is it the same guy that wrote the Book of Love? Naw, Mario couldn't have written the Book of Love when he never even managed to seal the deal with Peach. |
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mercurytheatre
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 22:08:36 GMT -5
What did Bill Murray whisper in Scarlett Johansson's ear?
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Aeryn
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Post by Aeryn on Nov 9, 2012 22:08:39 GMT -5
Alex, would you like to have hate sex tonight? ![]() |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 22:24:05 GMT -5
What did Bill Murray whisper in Scarlett Johansson's ear? "There's a poltergeist in your pants. Care to let me go ghost busting?" |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 22:25:00 GMT -5
Alex, would you like to have hate sex tonight? ![]() I would absolutely love to! I just need to something to enrage me right now. |
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Mistermoonlight
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Nov 9, 2012 22:31:30 GMT -5
Alex, would you like to have hate sex tonight? ![]() I would absolutely love to! I just need to something to enrage me right now. Will any of these work? ![]() ![]() |
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mercurytheatre
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 22:37:45 GMT -5
What did Steve Carell whisper in Jenna Fischer's ear?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 22:38:16 GMT -5
Well, Moonlight, I see Bill O'Reilly as nothing other than a clown in a suit.
My Little Pony, however... you may just start turning me into the Hulk with that one. I can't begin to express how many of those damn bronies I see every day.
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 22:40:27 GMT -5
What did Steve Carell whisper in Jenna Fischer's ear? "This isn't a real office, so it's technically not sexual harassment." |
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mercurytheatre
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 22:42:19 GMT -5
*bows to Dis*
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Post by Aeryn on Nov 9, 2012 22:43:04 GMT -5
Alex, would you like to have hate sex tonight? ![]() I would absolutely love to! I just need to something to enrage me right now. Awesome!  |
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mercurytheatre
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 22:46:08 GMT -5
What did Noah Emmerich whisper in Andrew Lincoln's ear?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 22:49:19 GMT -5
What did Noah Emmerich whisper in Andrew Lincoln's ear? "Inside this facility I have all the Walking Dead spoilers for future episodes as well as all the comics. You have to find them before I blow the place up, Rick." |
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mercurytheatre
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 22:51:22 GMT -5
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mercurytheatre
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 22:52:57 GMT -5
What did Snow White whisper in that random bluebirds ear?
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Mistermoonlight
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Nov 9, 2012 23:02:26 GMT -5
What did Steve Carell whisper in Jenna Fischer's ear? "This isn't a real office, so it's technically not sexual harassment." So it was or wasn't 'that's what she said'? |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 23:06:11 GMT -5
What did Snow White whisper in that random bluebirds ear? "Please don't tell my parents I'm doing midget porn." |
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 23:06:43 GMT -5
"This isn't a real office, so it's technically not sexual harassment." So it was or wasn't 'that's what she said'? That's what she said. |
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New Jersey
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Post by New Jersey on Nov 9, 2012 23:07:55 GMT -5
What did John and Yoko whisper into each others ears?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 23:11:17 GMT -5
"You really should stop trying to sing, Yoko." - John
"John, I'm going to kill you one of these days." - Yoko
We know how that turned out.
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Mistermoonlight
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Nov 9, 2012 23:12:02 GMT -5
What did John and Yoko whisper into each others ears? "That's not mud" ? |
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Post by New Jersey on Nov 9, 2012 23:14:54 GMT -5
There are 3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes.
They have no matches.
How do they smoke them?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 23:16:35 GMT -5
They use a lighter.
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New Jersey
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Post by New Jersey on Nov 9, 2012 23:19:52 GMT -5
You are far more clever...um cleverer...?...than I.
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New Jersey
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Post by New Jersey on Nov 9, 2012 23:21:07 GMT -5
You throw one cigarette overboard...making the boat a cigarette lighter.....  |
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 23:38:16 GMT -5
What did all of the elves whisper in each other's ears about Hermie and Rudolph?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 23:40:24 GMT -5
"Does this mean Hermie is a furry now?"
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mercurytheatre
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 23:42:33 GMT -5
What did Jackie O whisper in her deathbed confession?
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