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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 23:43:54 GMT -5
"I can't believe a Kennedy made it to their death bed."
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 9, 2012 23:54:23 GMT -5
What did Ian McNabb whisper to the scream?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 9, 2012 23:56:54 GMT -5
He didn't whisper; he screamed right back.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 10, 2012 0:03:16 GMT -5
I was going to go for the George Michael whisper thing...but I have no stomach for it. I bid you a pleasant evening, wise friend...and welcome back  |
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Nov 10, 2012 20:20:02 GMT -5
What would you do if you had one foot in the grave and the other on another peel?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 0:59:09 GMT -5
Pull my leg back into the grave, then step out from the other side. I must have 6 foot long legs if I can have one foot in the grave and one out of it like that. Should be easy to step that foot back in and step right out.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 11, 2012 1:19:14 GMT -5
Where have all the good times gone?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 1:20:06 GMT -5
They're back in the same place everyone left their nostalgia.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 11, 2012 1:25:15 GMT -5
Why did they insist that Promethius is not a prequel...when it so clearly is?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 1:31:39 GMT -5
So that they don't have to deal with all the angry Aliens fan boys.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 11, 2012 1:34:15 GMT -5
Did you see SNL tonight?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 1:38:02 GMT -5
I've never been into SNL. I typically find more humor in stuff on the internet these days than I do any kind of sketch show on TV.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 11, 2012 1:39:53 GMT -5
Have you any bacon?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 1:47:29 GMT -5
I just devour the pig whole.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 11, 2012 1:55:39 GMT -5
What does God need with a starship?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 1:57:41 GMT -5
To troll the people of Earth with UFO sightings. It's good for a few laughs.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 11, 2012 2:05:35 GMT -5
Just where IS Carmen Sandiego?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 2:07:15 GMT -5
She's been off the grid having an invisible baby with Waldo.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 11, 2012 2:10:22 GMT -5
Whatever happened to chickenmoo?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 2:11:13 GMT -5
I heard chickenmoo is in a coma due to the genetic defects of being a chicken/cow hybrid.
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Post by New Jersey on Nov 11, 2012 2:15:43 GMT -5
Have you ever actually laughed all the way to the bank?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 2:22:32 GMT -5
I will once I win that lottery, I swear!
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Post by New Jersey on Nov 11, 2012 2:24:16 GMT -5
What did Fay Wray scream in King Kong's ear?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 2:28:29 GMT -5
"There are no barrels or Italian plumbers here for you! I'm sorry!"
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 11, 2012 2:34:38 GMT -5
Absinthe....good or evil?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 2:43:04 GMT -5
Good.
We all need a drink.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 11, 2012 2:45:01 GMT -5
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 2:46:53 GMT -5
Mildly amusing. I think she's going to run out of cute, neurotic, and quirky here pretty soon.
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Post by mercurytheatre on Nov 11, 2012 2:53:59 GMT -5
I like her....but she may be better suited for Indies and Broadway...not TV.
Perhaps she can hook up with Parker and find out what went wrong.
What is at the corner of Pico and Sepulveda?
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Post by Dislekseyuh on Nov 11, 2012 2:59:00 GMT -5
A Spanish hooker.
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