The Ultimate Castiel Fan: Benson!

[isitfridayyet]

*facepalms*

[benson35]

Eat him alive...now that I could get behind lol. We love meat down here in Oz, all though Castiel seems more like dog meat lol.

[Aeryn]

Jan 8, 2012 0:50:55 GMT -5 benson35 said:

Eat him alive...now that I could get behind lol. We love meat down here in Oz, all though Castiel seems more like dog meat lol.

It was already a well-known fact that Benson loves meat...especially tender, sweet, angel meat. Her mouth watered as she pulled the sheets from Castiel's nude body...she gasped at the size of his...smile. Then her eyes drifted even lower. Ah, yes. There it was. Her dinner. She smiled to herself, and tried not to drool...Castiel gazed up innocently at the Australian girl who preparing to devour his nether regions...

[benson35]

lol he has nether regions? No he doesn't, surely you jest. No one that looks and sounds like that has nether regions. Or much to speak of anyway or maybe its just me that doesn't like to think about it.

Its not like he's a man, he can even be a girl, infact what the heck is he.

[Rose]

Jan 8, 2012 0:54:50 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Jan 8, 2012 0:50:55 GMT -5 benson35 said:

Eat him alive...now that I could get behind lol. We love meat down here in Oz, all though Castiel seems more like dog meat lol.

It was already a well-known fact that Benson loves meat...especially tender, sweet, angel meat. Her mouth watered as she pulled the sheets from Castiel's nude body...she gasped at the size of his...smile. Then her eyes drifted even lower. Ah, yes. There it was. Her dinner. She smiled to herself, and tried not to drool...Castiel gazed up innocently at the Australian girl who preparing to devour his nether regions...

I'm fucking dying over here!

[benson35]

You just answered yourself didn't you? Hmmm

[Aeryn]

Jan 8, 2012 1:27:03 GMT -5 benson35 said:

lol he has nether regions? No he doesn't, surely you jest. No one that looks and sounds like that has nether regions. Or much to speak of anyway or maybe its just me that doesn't like to think about it.

Its not like he's a man, he can even be a girl, infact what the heck is he.

Shocked by her psychotic sexual desire, Ben tried to convince herself that this forbidden love was nothing but a dream...a soaking wet, toe-sucking dream.
But much to her dismay, she had to accept reality. Suddenly, truth slapped her in the face..."truth" being Castiel's yummy jawbreaker. He was standing over her as she dropped to her knees...to look for her car keys. Castiel moved his jawbreaker out of her face so she could find her keys.
Cas grinned. "My, you look tasty." Ben blushed, and ran her hand through her hair. Cas was staring at her covered breasts. He then reached down and unbuttoned her pajama top. "Wow!" he exclaimed. "Very nice." Ben remained on her knees, since she was still looking for her keys. Finally, she found them and made an attempt to stand up. Cas put a firm hand on her shoulder. "No, I think I like you where you are." He winked. "Hope you're hungry."

_{Wiener isn't a dirty word}

[yimhappy]

Jan 8, 2012 0:25:41 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Benson slipped out of her under garments...and promptly began an aboriginal dance. Cas was speechless.

You should definitely try writing porn for a living.

I better quit reading this thread before I convert to Bensiel

[reedusisababe]

Jan 7, 2012 23:21:01 GMT -5 isitfridayyet said:

Yeah I ran into a Wincest fic once. Someone tweeted something about it being the best fanfic for the brotherly bond they have ever read! So you know..innocent me clicks...and..



Not trying to offend anyone. To each their own..you know..but yeah...uncomfortableee!

This has happened to me!!!

People need to get the clue to put warnings on fics because innocent people run off their computer screaming and their mother is like what is wrong so they tell her and she laughs and goes it's a sci fi show of course their is slash.

[reedusisababe]

Ben has a point, where Jared and Jensen are rugged sexy looking Misha is pretty boy looking.

Misha Jonas.

I prefer rugged sexy looking but Misha has very pretty eyes.

[reedusisababe]

Jan 8, 2012 0:18:05 GMT -5 isitfridayyet said:

Jan 8, 2012 0:15:11 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Dean walked into the bedroom, unzipping his pants as he stared at Cas...who was lying on the sheets gazing up at Dean.

Benson ran over and smashed Dean in the head with a vase, screaming, "Cas is mine! Mine, I tell you!" She stepped over Dean's body and jumped on the quivering, delighted Castiel...

Oops that's it. I've decided. I'm totally shipping Bensiel.

I will go down with this ship!!

OTP!!!!!

Ben and Cas need to have 3 boys so they can grow up to be rock stars and kick the Jonas brothers ass.

[Aeryn]

Benson stayed on her knees as Cas requested. But she was up to no good. Without warning, she grabbed her favorite leather whip and began to hit Castiel all over his body. He shuddered, he writhed, but didn't ask her to stop. Then he fell on his back and screamed, "Benson! Please put your hand on my

[reedusisababe]

If he has to call it a ball park frank there is an issue lol.

[Aeryn]

Apparently, we can't use the term "Ball Park Frank." I did, and it was edited. Can you believe it?

[reedusisababe]

I said it and it stayed?

It's a hot dog a very nasty hot dog for the record.

[Rose]

Jan 8, 2012 20:56:47 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Apparently, we can't use the term "Ball Park Frank." I did, and it was edited. Can you believe it?

Ball Park Frank was edited, but fuck isn't? LOLWUT?

[isitfridayyet]

Noooo edits! I'm trying to enjoy this spectacular Bensiel fanfic!

[Rose]

Awwww, friday! Do you have a new ship? ;D

[Lostcause]

Right, as for the editing.

The Terms of Service that are set for these boards, are not set by us the admins/mods, they are set by proboards and they are simply put : Keep things PG-13.

So yes, you can say fuck - as long as you do not use it in excess or refer to the sexual act, and you have to be careful what you show in a video - R-rated content is also a break of the TOS.

We're all happy for the new home we've made here, and would hate just as much as the rest to see it closed for breaking these rules.

As for the Ball Park Franks - AR made some hilarious posts about B and her new love. They were also very graphic and explicit, riding the PG-13 wave just on the border. There was very little doubt as to what the Ball Park Frank was a substitue for, and it was edited out with a less obvious word - with an explaining note below as to why.
That is all, nothing more to it than that. There are no mods who didn't enjoy the story I'm sure - we're just very careful with the TOS, especially while we're brand new and maybe still under extra watch.

We're working hard on finishing a short guideline on the TOS, that hopefully lay out the rules of posting a bit more clear.

[Aeryn]

Castiel: So, how do you like my Butterfinger?
Benson: Love it! The Zagnuts were awesome too!
Castiel: If we keep this up, you'll be having our Baby Ruth.
Benson: You're the only one for me. You make me Snicker.
Castiel: If I'm the only one, why did you scream out, "Oh Henry!" that last time?
Benson: Well...I had a dream about 3 Musketeers, and I got carried away.
Castiel: That's okay, darling. But your Milky Way belongs only to me.
Benson: And your Blow Pop belongs only to me.

[Rose]

Jan 9, 2012 9:35:18 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Castiel: So, how do you like my Butterfinger?
Benson: Love it! The Zagnuts were awesome too!
Castiel: If we keep this up, you'll be having our Baby Ruth.
Benson: You're the only one for me. You make me Snicker.
Castiel: If I'm the only one, why did you scream out, "Oh Henry!" that last time?
Benson: Well...I had a dream about 3 Musketeers, and I got carried away.
Castiel: That's okay, darling. But your Milky Way belongs only to me.
Benson: And your Blow Pop belongs only to me.

I fucking love it. No, seriously. This is awesome.

[Aeryn]

Jan 10, 2012 11:14:17 GMT -5 Rose said:

Jan 9, 2012 9:35:18 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Castiel: So, how do you like my Butterfinger?
Benson: Love it! The Zagnuts were awesome too!
Castiel: If we keep this up, you'll be having our Baby Ruth.
Benson: You're the only one for me. You make me Snicker.
Castiel: If I'm the only one, why did you scream out, "Oh Henry!" that last time?
Benson: Well...I had a dream about 3 Musketeers, and I got carried away.
Castiel: That's okay, darling. But your Milky Way belongs only to me.
Benson: And your Blow Pop belongs only to me.

I fucking love it. No, seriously. This is awesome.

I was trying to get my point across without being too graphic. And everybody loves candy, right?

[Rose]

Jan 10, 2012 11:25:39 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Jan 10, 2012 11:14:17 GMT -5 Rose said:

I fucking love it. No, seriously. This is awesome.

I was trying to get my point across without being too graphic. And everybody loves candy, right?

It's definitely not too graphic, and I loves me some candy!

[Aeryn]

Oh God, Olivia...I HATE Good 'n Plenty! There used to be Good 'n Fruity but I haven't seen it around for years.

Ah! I just had another idea for Ben and Cas. I'll do it later.

[Rose]

I can't say I've ever had Good N Plenty. Seen it, but not ate it. It doesn't look very appetizing. I rather like Butterfinger, 3 Musketeers, Snickers and Milky Way though. Though my favorite is Mr. Goodbar. Heee. ;D No seriously. It really is!

[Aeryn]

Jan 10, 2012 21:41:47 GMT -5 Rose said:

I can't say I've ever had Good N Plenty. Seen it, but not ate it. It doesn't look very appetizing. I rather like Butterfinger, 3 Musketeers, Snickers and Milky Way though. Though my favorite is Mr. Goodbar. Heee. ;D No seriously. It really is!

How about a Blow Pop? You seem like the type of girl who'd LOVE one of those.

Speaking of candy, I'd really like 3 Musketeers...it would be SO enjoyable.

Mr. Goodbar sounds pretty yummy too.

[Rose]

Jan 10, 2012 22:09:47 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Jan 10, 2012 21:41:47 GMT -5 Rose said:

I can't say I've ever had Good N Plenty. Seen it, but not ate it. It doesn't look very appetizing. I rather like Butterfinger, 3 Musketeers, Snickers and Milky Way though. Though my favorite is Mr. Goodbar. Heee. ;D No seriously. It really is!

How about a Blow Pop? You seem like the type of girl who'd LOVE one of those.

Speaking of candy, I'd really like 3 Musketeers...it would be SO enjoyable.

Mr. Goodbar sounds pretty yummy too.

Oh Aeryn, we've barely began to hang out and yet you know me so well what with Axl pictures and Blow Pops.

Mr. Goodbar is definitely my candy of choice, though.

[Aeryn]

Jan 10, 2012 22:34:01 GMT -5 Rose said:

Jan 10, 2012 22:09:47 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

How about a Blow Pop? You seem like the type of girl who'd LOVE one of those.

Speaking of candy, I'd really like 3 Musketeers...it would be SO enjoyable.

Mr. Goodbar sounds pretty yummy too.

Oh Aeryn, we've barely began to hang out and yet you know me so well what with Axl pictures and Blow Pops.

Mr. Goodbar is definitely my candy of choice, though.

Well, I enjoy Blow Pops too. I like putting things in my mouth.

But my favorite candy has to be peanut M & Ms. Love those.

[Rose]

Jan 10, 2012 22:52:09 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Jan 10, 2012 22:34:01 GMT -5 Rose said:

Oh Aeryn, we've barely began to hang out and yet you know me so well what with Axl pictures and Blow Pops.

Mr. Goodbar is definitely my candy of choice, though.

Well, I enjoy Blow Pops too. I like putting things in my mouth.

But my favorite candy has to be peanut M & Ms. Love those.

Do you have a favorite flavor? I mean, a Blow Pop isn't a Blow Pop without a flavor.

Peanut M&Ms are good. I personally love chocolate covered nuts myself.

[Aeryn]

Jan 10, 2012 23:00:01 GMT -5 Rose said:

Jan 10, 2012 22:52:09 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Well, I enjoy Blow Pops too. I like putting things in my mouth.

But my favorite candy has to be peanut M & Ms. Love those.

Do you have a favorite flavor? I mean, a Blow Pop isn't a Blow Pop without a flavor.

Peanut M&Ms are good. I personally love chocolate covered nuts myself.

A favorite flavor? Hmmm, let's see. Yeah, I do...MAN FLAVOR!!!!

I'm not at all surprised you like chocolate covered nuts.