The Ultimate Castiel Fan: Benson!

[Aeryn]

Some of you may think that Ben doesn't like Cas...that is quite far from the truth. Quite far, indeed.

I happen to know that she sleeps in a Castiel t-shirt, drinks from a Castiel mug, and dresses her teddy bear in a tan raincoat.

There's also other things...deeper, darker, more perverse things that Ben indulges in. I'm not quite sure if I can post them here, but I'll give a few hints:

Castiel poster/banana/vaseline/disco music.

So, do not believe her claims of disliking Cas. She's lying....merely a tad embarrassed about her completely indecent sexual obsession.

[Rose]

LMFAO I love these threads. xD They always tickled me back at the old lounge. If I needed comedy hour or just an excuse to laugh, it was coming in to one of these. And we all know that Ben has always secretly coveted Castiel. You know she has that deep, burning, desiring passion for him that she dare not speaks of!

[Aeryn]

Jan 6, 2012 10:34:11 GMT -5 Rose said:

LMFAO I love these threads. xD They always tickled me back at the old lounge. If I needed comedy hour or just an excuse to laugh, it was coming in to one of these. And we all know that Ben has always secretly coveted Castiel. You know she has that deep, burning, desiring passion for him that she dare not speaks of!

You have no idea how hot her love for Castiel burns. She may try to deny it, but the truth is out!

Word to the wise: Never sit in a chair that Ben has sat in after she's been thinking about Cas...unless you've put plastic sheeting down first.

[isitfridayyet]

Little known fact: Benson was actually at the helm of the Save Castiel campaign. All of her hard work has Casfans rejoicing for episode 7.17! Thanks for your hard work, girl!

[benson35]

Jan 6, 2012 13:28:53 GMT -5 isitfridayyet said:

Little known fact: Benson was actually at the helm of the Save Castiel campaign. All of her hard work has Casfans rejoicing for episode 7.17! Thanks for your hard work, girl!

Haha. Well I can't tell a lie. First I really had no idea that there was a 'save Castiel fan thinging going on, they must of been on the down low).

Secondly now I know I do remember something about how they were going for reinstatement (delusional I know) but I thought one episode was best for you know....well the show. We don't want to over indulge the delusional now do we.

Plus every fan would rather see the Sam and Dean show, I was trying to do them a favour.

[isitfridayyet]

Jan 6, 2012 16:09:56 GMT -5 benson35 said:

Jan 6, 2012 13:28:53 GMT -5 isitfridayyet said:

Little known fact: Benson was actually at the helm of the Save Castiel campaign. All of her hard work has Casfans rejoicing for episode 7.17! Thanks for your hard work, girl!

Haha. Well I can't tell a lie. First I really had no idea that there was a 'save Castiel fan thinging going on, they must of been on the down low).

Secondly now I know I do remember something about how they were going for reinstatement (delusional I know) but I thought one episode was best for you know....well the show. We don't want to over indulge the delusional now do we.

Plus every fan would rather see the Sam and Dean show, I was trying to do them a favour.

Castiel does not approve of you denying your love for him still!



Ohhh Benson. You're such a good sport.

[Aeryn]

[reedusisababe]

The day Ben likes Cas is the day I like Bonnie from the Vampire Dairies and this day will never come.

[Aeryn]

Benson loves Castiel. Period. End of story.

[benson35]

Jan 7, 2012 19:26:22 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Benson loves Castiel. Period. End of story.

Loves him to do what, how about shove something up his butt. Or love him to disapear. Or love him to actually stop being a dumb pain in the ass.

Love him to stop being with Dean and ruining his scenes. How about love him to actually go find a storyline of his own. How about get the wholy living F beaten out of him. How about love Dean to actually tell him 'if he ever touches or talks or comes near him or especially his brother every again' he will make it his personal task to make him sorry.

Well thats if he even care enough to do anything.

Oh I loved that...that was a great vent thanks AR.

[benson35]

Jan 7, 2012 19:39:18 GMT -5 @ohleesa said:

That was a good vent Ben . PS- you can type fuck!

lol I thought so but I just couldn't go there...I didn't want it to sound too 'angry' lol. I don't know it just sounded harsher with the word written.

I just wanted to vent and I found that quite carthardic..

[reedusisababe]

Jan 7, 2012 19:52:24 GMT -5 @ohleesa said:

Jan 7, 2012 16:52:53 GMT -5 @reedusisababe said:

The day Ben likes Cas is the day I like Bonnie from the Vampire Dairies and this day will never come.

I Love Bonnie. We're always on opposite sides of fandom.

I can't stand her.

I still love you.

[reedusisababe]

Jan 7, 2012 19:36:21 GMT -5 benson35 said:

Jan 7, 2012 19:26:22 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Benson loves Castiel. Period. End of story.

Loves him to do what, how about shove something up his butt. Or love him to disapear. Or love him to actually stop being a dumb pain in the ass.

Love him to stop being with Dean and ruining his scenes. How about love him to actually go find a storyline of his own. How about get the wholy living F beaten out of him. How about love Dean to actually tell him 'if he ever touches or talks or comes near him or especially his brother every again' he will make it his personal task to make him sorry.

Well thats if he even care enough to do anything.

Oh I loved that...that was a great vent thanks AR.

They need to stop with the stupid fucking slash gay like comments like I like the dude but that annoys the shit out me shipping Dean and Cas annoys me to no end.

Like on The Vampire Diaries Damon and Alaric are friends, they have a bromance type thing and there is no stupid slashy comments so why the fuck do they do it with Dean and Cas, srly the fact people think they are actually cannon makes me want to scream, newsflash DEAN IS NOT GAY OR BI, grr I didn't mean to rant this just happened.

I need a a thread for people who like Cas but fucking hate Desital or however the hell you spell it.

[yimhappy]

Jan 7, 2012 22:01:32 GMT -5 @reedusisababe said:

I need a a thread for people who like Cas but fucking hate Desital or however the hell you spell it.

That actually sounds like a good idea. Although I think that you're safe. I don't think that there are any Destiel'ers interested in this board.

[isitfridayyet]

I haven't seen anyone Destieling yet anyway. I don't ship it myself..but it doesn't bother me anymore.

The Sam/Gabe slash is hilarious. Although I do wonder..why does everyone seem to want all of the characters on this show to be gay?!

[reedusisababe]

Thank God!!

I don't hate the people who ship it it's just when some of those shippers are all like it's cannon I want to rip my hair out.

Sam and Cas shipping cracks me up over Sam and Gabe.

I have no idea why everything is made gay on this show I don't mind gay people but it just annoys me when things are made to be gay on this show.

What freaks me out is real life shipping of the actors I mean really people ship their fake characters if it makes you happy but the real life shipping of Jensen Jared and Jensen and Misha freaks me out.

[Lostcause]

There are so many fangirl loves fangirl posts in this forum.

Why are there no more people down in the roleplaying section!?

[reedusisababe]

Jan 7, 2012 23:09:15 GMT -5 Lostcause said:

There are so many fangirl loves fangirl posts in this forum.

Why are there no more people down in the roleplaying section!?

I can't role play.

I can only be Dean when I am writing him in fan fiction.

[isitfridayyet]

Jan 7, 2012 23:02:48 GMT -5 @reedusisababe said:

Thank God!!

I don't hate the people who ship it it's just when some of those shippers are all like it's cannon I want to rip my hair out.

Sam and Cas shipping cracks me up over Sam and Gabe.

I have no idea why everything is made gay on this show I don't mind gay people but it just annoys me when things are made to be gay on this show.

What freaks me out is real life shipping of the actors I mean really people ship their fake characters if it makes you happy but the real life shipping of Jensen Jared and Jensen and Misha freaks me out.

IKR! They're all MARRIED! Jensen, Misha, and Jared are STRAIGHT men. They bone their wives and make babies. I'm okay with gay, but not EVERYTHING is gay!

[reedusisababe]

Jan 7, 2012 23:13:09 GMT -5 isitfridayyet said:

Jan 7, 2012 23:02:48 GMT -5 @reedusisababe said:

Thank God!!

I don't hate the people who ship it it's just when some of those shippers are all like it's cannon I want to rip my hair out.

Sam and Cas shipping cracks me up over Sam and Gabe.

I have no idea why everything is made gay on this show I don't mind gay people but it just annoys me when things are made to be gay on this show.

What freaks me out is real life shipping of the actors I mean really people ship their fake characters if it makes you happy but the real life shipping of Jensen Jared and Jensen and Misha freaks me out.

IKR! They're all MARRIED! Jensen, Misha, and Jared are STRAIGHT men. They bone their wives and make babies. I'm okay with gay, but not EVERYTHING is gay!

That's why live jounal scares me yet I go there because the amount of fics with Dean on drugs is there yet people dont always put warnings and I end up getting tricked into reading a J2 fic and well...


I wish to not talk about how this scared me. I am finally recovering.

[isitfridayyet]

Yeah I ran into a Wincest fic once. Someone tweeted something about it being the best fanfic for the brotherly bond they have ever read! So you know..innocent me clicks...and..



Not trying to offend anyone. To each their own..you know..but yeah...uncomfortableee!

[Lostcause]

I'm pretty sure the brotherly bond me and my brother have for eachother doesn't involve...oh man now I went *there* in my head.

[Aeryn]

Jan 7, 2012 22:01:32 GMT -5 @reedusisababe said:

Jan 7, 2012 19:36:21 GMT -5 benson35 said:

Loves him to do what, how about shove something up his butt. Or love him to disapear. Or love him to actually stop being a dumb pain in the ass.

Love him to stop being with Dean and ruining his scenes. How about love him to actually go find a storyline of his own. How about get the wholy living F beaten out of him. How about love Dean to actually tell him 'if he ever touches or talks or comes near him or especially his brother every again' he will make it his personal task to make him sorry.

Well thats if he even care enough to do anything.

Oh I loved that...that was a great vent thanks AR.

They need to stop with the stupid fucking slash gay like comments like I like the dude but that annoys the shit out me shipping Dean and Cas annoys me to no end.

Like on The Vampire Diaries Damon and Alaric are friends, they have a bromance type thing and there is no stupid slashy comments so why the fuck do they do it with Dean and Cas, srly the fact people think they are actually cannon makes me want to scream, newsflash DEAN IS NOT GAY OR BI, grr I didn't mean to rant this just happened.

I need a a thread for people who like Cas but fucking hate Desital or however the hell you spell it.

But Cas and Dean belong together...its obvious from their steamy chemistry onscreen. Any minute, Dean will whisper, "Castiel, I'm getting on my knees so get ready."

Yes, its quite obvious they belong together.

[Lostcause]

Jan 7, 2012 23:44:19 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Jan 7, 2012 22:01:32 GMT -5 @reedusisababe said:

They need to stop with the stupid fucking slash gay like comments like I like the dude but that annoys the shit out me shipping Dean and Cas annoys me to no end.

Like on The Vampire Diaries Damon and Alaric are friends, they have a bromance type thing and there is no stupid slashy comments so why the fuck do they do it with Dean and Cas, srly the fact people think they are actually cannon makes me want to scream, newsflash DEAN IS NOT GAY OR BI, grr I didn't mean to rant this just happened.

I need a a thread for people who like Cas but fucking hate Desital or however the hell you spell it.

But Cas and Dean belong together...its obvious from their steamy chemistry onscreen. Any minute, Dean will whisper, "Castiel, I'm getting on my knees so *BLEEP BLEEEP*."

Yes, its quite obvious they belong together.

Then he unzips and OUT JUMPS DICK ROMAN!

[benson35]

Jan 7, 2012 23:13:09 GMT -5 isitfridayyet said:

Jan 7, 2012 23:02:48 GMT -5 @reedusisababe said:

Thank God!!

I don't hate the people who ship it it's just when some of those shippers are all like it's cannon I want to rip my hair out.

Sam and Cas shipping cracks me up over Sam and Gabe.

I have no idea why everything is made gay on this show I don't mind gay people but it just annoys me when things are made to be gay on this show.

What freaks me out is real life shipping of the actors I mean really people ship their fake characters if it makes you happy but the real life shipping of Jensen Jared and Jensen and Misha freaks me out.

IKR! They're all MARRIED! Jensen, Misha, and Jared are STRAIGHT men. They bone their wives and make babies. I'm okay with gay, but not EVERYTHING is gay!

IA The J's definately straight. They are just extremely close, very protective of each other, like brothers, real brothers.

Not sure about Misha though, he's a little on the effeminate side for me to not think he has a little something something on the side lol. I also don't think their a trio of any sorts.

The J's are a duo, a team and have a brothery bond. But I think their closer with alot of the crew more than they are with Misha Collins j/s.

I also don't think he's got any chemistry with Jensen (and thats weird because Jensen has chemistry with everyone), so I don't even think Dean would go there with him even IF he were, its more like 'guh would you just get the f out'.

[isitfridayyet]

Oh and it's CLEAR that Benson has a SERIOUS burning love for Misha as well..so I've got something for you too, Ben.

[Aeryn]

Dean walked into the bedroom, unzipping his pants as he stared at Cas...who was lying on the sheets gazing up at Dean.

Benson ran over and smashed Dean in the head with a vase, screaming, "Cas is mine! Mine, I tell you!" She stepped over Dean's body and jumped on the quivering, delighted Castiel...

[isitfridayyet]

Jan 8, 2012 0:15:11 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Dean walked into the bedroom, unzipping his pants as he stared at Cas...who was lying on the sheets gazing up at Dean.

Benson ran over and smashed Dean in the head with a vase, screaming, "Cas is mine! Mine, I tell you!" She stepped over Dean's body and jumped on the quivering, delighted Castiel...

Oops that's it. I've decided. I'm totally shipping Bensiel.

[benson35]

Jan 8, 2012 0:15:11 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

Dean walked into the bedroom, unzipping his pants as he stared at Cas...who was lying on the sheets gazing up at Dean.

Benson ran over and smashed Dean in the head with a vase, screaming, "Cas is mine! Mine, I tell you!" She stepped over Dean's body and jumped on the quivering, delighted Castiel...

I just threw up a little in my mouth. If he was even atleast a little bit sexy but the opposite is pretty much true lol. I don't know what is but I think he has that older Jonas brother feel.

Thats what my daughter calls him, Castiel Jonas, the weird looking older brother.

[Aeryn]

Benson's eyes were alight with fiery passion. She softly stroked Castiels sweet face, and he moaned. Benson whispered, "Cas, my darling. I'm going to give you a tongue bath...and after that, I'm going suck on your toes." Cas couldn't speak. His passion knew no bounds, and this lusty Australian girl looked as though she could eat him alive.

Benson slipped out of her under garments...and promptly began an aboriginal dance. Cas was speechless.