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Post by KyleEl on Oct 17, 2022 13:34:28 GMT -5
Kat on "Call Me Kat" said while babysitting the only tiny whiny person she had dealt with was Phil.
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Post by KyleEl on Oct 21, 2022 13:47:08 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Oct 24, 2022 15:40:13 GMT -5
This is a sad one because the actor has just passed.
On "Call Me Kat", Max said something similar to this about Phil: "You're half my size and twice the man I am."
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Post by InsertBrainHere on Oct 29, 2022 10:15:04 GMT -5
On the radio this morning it was stated the new British prime minister was short. How short? He lives at 9 1/2 Downing Street. South Asians can not only look up to him but also look down at him. There are so many short European leaders the next summit meeting will be in a ball pit.
The host said he was also short but if he stood up and admitted it to the world no one would be able to tell he was standing.
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Post by KyleEl on Nov 4, 2022 15:02:54 GMT -5
After Barry on "The Goldbergs" suggested learning to be an uncle by inviting children to enter a van by promising candy, one of his friends said practice on Andy because he's the size of a standard baby. Andy said, "Come on, man!" I wonder if Andy got this from Biden.
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Post by KyleEl on Nov 7, 2022 15:30:10 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Nov 11, 2022 15:44:35 GMT -5
Barry and his friends went to a place that had line dancing and he believed he and his friends needed cowboy names. It was decided Andy would be Half-Pint.
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Post by KyleEl on Nov 25, 2022 16:21:14 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Dec 2, 2022 18:19:44 GMT -5
Darlene's Aunt Jackie on "The Conners" was treating her like a psychiatrist would. Darlene said, "Don't shrink me." Jackie said, "You're already short enough."
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Post by KyleEl on Dec 19, 2022 17:57:02 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 6, 2023 16:47:54 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 13, 2023 18:57:55 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 19, 2023 16:12:58 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Feb 10, 2023 17:10:25 GMT -5
www.uexpress.com/life/dearabby/2023/02/10 third letter. Also, Abby on "Night Court" said she got a relative to go on a roller coaster despite a rule about being tall enough. The person fell out but it was on a loop and the person fell back into the roller coaster.
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Post by KyleEl on Feb 17, 2023 17:53:47 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Feb 20, 2023 16:55:37 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Feb 24, 2023 17:19:55 GMT -5
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Post by InsertBrainHere on Mar 4, 2023 11:17:10 GMT -5
On the radio I heard Florida Gov. DeSantis took away Disney's special status not only because of "Don't say gay" but because he was turned down as the eighth dwarf.
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Post by KyleEl on Mar 10, 2023 17:46:10 GMT -5
Harris moved in with Darlene on "The Conners". Darlene said she bet Becky she couldn't fit in a suitcase. She did.
Mark was bigger when he was born than Darlene was. I forget the exact quote but obviously as Mark's mother, Darlene had to be bigger than Mark when he was born.
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Post by KyleEl on Mar 31, 2023 14:14:02 GMT -5
www.gocomics.com/ziggy/2023/03/23Also, I finally got new glasses. I was waiting until we would no longer be wearing masks so much so they wouldn't fog up. I can't believe how expensive they were, even with insurance. And I can't wear them because they have to be pushed up on my nose over and over. Next week I'll be going back to the place where I got them so hopefully they can be tightened. I can see so much better but I'm only four feet tall.
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 7, 2023 16:11:52 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 21, 2023 16:34:26 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 24, 2023 17:21:13 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on May 12, 2023 16:33:47 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on May 15, 2023 13:40:23 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 2, 2023 17:03:59 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 30, 2023 14:59:28 GMT -5
Janine on "Abbott Elementary" was asked to get parents to sign a petition. People will let her to talk to them because they think she is a lost child.
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Post by KyleEl on Jul 3, 2023 15:18:46 GMT -5
Janine's co-worker said, "What's up, lower case?"
A large student walked up to Janine and asked if she was the eighth grader she was supposed to beat up, because she didn't look big enough to be an eighth grader.
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Post by KyleEl on Jul 14, 2023 13:13:15 GMT -5
Janine's principal saw her sister and said, "She looks like a grownup version of you." www.gocomics.com/gasolinealley/2023/07/13Phil on "Call Me Kat" was told by a drag queen you must be this tall to ride. he replied he was tall enough to maintain it and he had the tool. Comparing his experience watching people cheer for his boyfriend at the show to his experience with Elton John, he said he was Tiny Dancer. |
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Post by KyleEl on Jul 17, 2023 16:47:12 GMT -5
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