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Post by KyleEl on May 13, 2024 15:52:55 GMT -5
An old episode of "The Goldbergs" was on one of my TiVos. Barry told Andy he had a little tiny heart (I think a rodent's name was used) that he should be proud of, meaning he's a good person. Andy protested he had a normal size heart.
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Post by KyleEl on May 17, 2024 12:08:39 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on May 20, 2024 13:56:53 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on May 27, 2024 15:57:45 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on May 31, 2024 16:58:42 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 17, 2024 16:49:10 GMT -5
There was something Bernadette said on the last episode of "Big Bang" that I watched. Can't remember now.
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 24, 2024 18:10:51 GMT -5
Janine on "Abbott Elementary" was told by her principal Kevin Hart must be her father. This was in response to Janine's statement her sister had a different father.
Turns out her mother did (word can't be used on TV) Kevin.
Now I've forgotten the other joke from the episode.
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 28, 2024 16:09:15 GMT -5
Now I remember. She and Kevin could put on a trench coat and go to R-rated movies.
twitter.com/DD_Classics/status/1806555916617097228/photo/1
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Post by KyleEl on Jul 1, 2024 16:52:51 GMT -5
And I remember another one. Janine was on the monkey bars and afraid to let go because it would be like falling two stories.
Bernadette on "Big Bang Theory" can fit in a clothes dryer.
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Post by KyleEl on Jul 12, 2024 15:13:12 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jul 15, 2024 15:57:50 GMT -5
Tara Lipinski was on "Celebrity Family Feud". I noticed the huge beach volleyball players were the same height as the football players they competed against where Steve Harvey asks the question for the first time and whoever buzzes in first gets to choose "pass or play" unless there is another answer higher than their response. Then Tara was the same size as the football player she competed against.
But next to those big girls, she was so little!
Amazingly, only she would have gotten the last answer when three of the four answers had been given. What do you put on ice? She said skaters.
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Post by InsertBrainHere on Aug 3, 2024 10:05:29 GMT -5
On NPR, someone said JD Vance was chosen because he would fit under the bus.
Also, Dr. Anthony Fauci was interviewed and he said he played basketball in high school, but once he got to college, because he was only 5' 7" ...
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Post by KyleEl on Aug 5, 2024 14:11:35 GMT -5
On "The Rookie: Feds" a billionaire offered a substantial reward for information leading to the return of his missing daughter. He said the cops weren't trying. The FBI got involved because of the problems the reward was causing but he still criticized them for not sending a full-size agent.
Not really about being short but I'm afraid I've seen my last "Big Bang Theory". Bernadette said she took helium and only her dog could hear.
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Post by KyleEl on Aug 16, 2024 15:52:30 GMT -5
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Post by InsertBrainHere on Aug 17, 2024 10:05:01 GMT -5
On NPR the host was talking about Zelensky and said, "From one short Jewish comedian (himself) to another."
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Post by KyleEl on Aug 23, 2024 13:54:48 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Aug 30, 2024 15:40:48 GMT -5
On "Celebrity Family Feud", Zelina Vega faced off against a male WWE wrestler who commented that she needed a stepstool (even though she was also wearing heels).
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Post by KyleEl on Sept 16, 2024 14:20:05 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Oct 4, 2024 17:22:42 GMT -5
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