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Post by KyleEl on Nov 9, 2012 16:47:01 GMT -5
Edit since this post was moved to Short Jokes: Since the post was partly about "Once Upon a Time", the post didn't get moved, so my first short joke will go here, in the post that has a quote that refers to the following: On "2 Broke Girls", the restaurant manager commented that the boy who was too old to be breast-feeding was his height. And as he said that, he realized his mouth was at the same level as the breast of one of his waitresses. But I'm glad he's on that show instead of this one. And now the original post as moved: I hope everyone gets the significance of the restaurant manager comment. Although if he was on the show, and six of the seven dwarfs were still played by the same actors, he would definitely stand out. They're too tall. Cedric the Entertainer said to him, "Take it easy, fun size!" |
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Post by KyleEl on Dec 18, 2012 16:59:44 GMT -5
On "2 Broke Girls", the restaurant manager commented that the boy who was too old to be breast-feeding was his height. And as he said that, he realized his mouth was at the same level as the breast of one of his waitresses. But I'm glad he's on that show instead of this one. Last night the boss and two co-workers visited the girls' new place of business. One of the girls said "The two and a half Wise Men!" Actually, the cook is so tall it was more like three and a half. The cashier is short too. But not like the boss! |
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 19, 2013 13:19:27 GMT -5
Short jokes!
These are from "2 Broke Girls"--words similar to these spoken to Matthew Moy, who was otherwise committed but would have been the right size to be one of the eight (or was it nine)?
You don't have anything in common with "Hawaii Five-O" except for being 5'0''.
You ran track in high school? But you're not supposed to go under the hurdles.
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Apr 19, 2013 13:23:16 GMT -5
 Pretty good ones.
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Post by KyleEl on May 3, 2013 13:25:21 GMT -5
www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2013/04/02 Also, I have some more short jokes from "2 Broke Girls". Well, only one, actually. I forgot the other. "Law and Order: SVU" filmed a scene in the restaurant and someone (probably Max) pointed out they were violating child labor laws by having the restaurant's owner there.
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Post by KyleEl on May 17, 2013 13:48:03 GMT -5
Another short joke. I must have missed this one while I was in the hospital. It's a show I just can't watch live because the humor comes too quickly.
Max and Caroline had a chance to go to The Grammys. Their boss wanted an autograph from his favorite rapper, whose big hit was his anthem. Max said, "We represent the Lollipop Guild"?
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Post by AntiArbitrator on May 18, 2013 11:15:23 GMT -5
Oh...I get it! The Lollipop Guild are Munchkins. |
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Post by KyleEl on Jul 19, 2013 16:14:43 GMT -5
More short jokes! The boss of the 2 Broke Girls wanted to be a jockey, but he says he was told he was too short.  He was gossiping about the girls and they caught him. Max said now he'll go scurry under the stove. |
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Post by KyleEl on Oct 25, 2013 16:08:24 GMT -5
Another short joke.
The restaurant where the 2 Broke Girls work had a special that included plain bagels. Their boss told Max a customer complained she didn't get a plain bagel. Max asked if she wanted a whole wheat bagel. Her boss said plain. Max asked if she wanted another kind of bagel. The boss got frustrated and yelled, "De plain! De plain!"
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Oct 25, 2013 20:04:48 GMT -5
^^^
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Post by KyleEl on Oct 28, 2013 15:47:49 GMT -5
I missed an episode of "2 Broke Girls" in the nursing home. It was on Saturday.
Han wants a dog. Max says he and the dog can share a sweater.
Han needs to go somewhere. Max says he can travel in a Fed Ex box.
And there's more! Nathan's boss on "The Millers" also could have been one of Snow White's seven friends. There was a party at Six Flags and he was too short to go on the rides.
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Oct 29, 2013 13:50:20 GMT -5
 Kyle, those are some good ones. The Fed Ex box and being too short to get on a ride are hilarious.
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Post by KyleEl on Dec 20, 2013 14:48:42 GMT -5
I really should start a thread for these short jokes.
Max is attending pastry school and still working as a waitress. One of her classmates comes in to eat, sees her boss, and asks if we need to find his mommy.
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Post by KyleEl on Dec 25, 2013 16:01:58 GMT -5
It was a rerun, but I don't think this one is here.
Did you get up on the wrong side of the crib?
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 3, 2014 17:01:59 GMT -5
Another short joke. From "The Millers", where Nathan is a TV reporter. He wasn't warned when his boss showed up to give him an undesirable assignment. His cameraman protested he couldn't hear his little footsteps. He must have come out from under the table.
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Jan 3, 2014 18:18:29 GMT -5
Another short joke. From "The Millers", where Nathan is a TV reporter. He wasn't warned when his boss showed up to give him an undesirable assignment. His cameraman protested he couldn't hear his little footsteps. He must have come out from under the table.   Mean, but it makes me laugh. |
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 10, 2014 14:49:15 GMT -5
A short joke from a movie: Hi, Keebler. What are you doing out of your tree?
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Post by KyleEl on Feb 4, 2014 14:40:53 GMT -5
Short jokes!
The boss of the 2 Broke Girls put an ATM in the diner. Max said he was happy to have something his size in the diner.
He held a ribbon cutting with giant scissors. Max pointed out they were normal size scissors (which they weren't).
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Post by KyleEl on Feb 12, 2014 14:02:00 GMT -5
Another short joke! On "Dads", Veronica told her boss she would take him to Build-a-Bear to get him some new clothes.
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Post by KyleEl on Mar 17, 2014 14:44:52 GMT -5
Another short joke just for St. Patrick's Day. Han is the name of the restaurant owner on "2 Broke Girls". In a commercial for tonight's episode, he dresses for the holiday, and Max, the more sarcastic of his two waitresses, calls him The Leprehan.
I saw Princess Aurora (though I didn't know who she was) over the weekend in a scary kids' movie called "The Spiderwick Chronicles". It's a movie that would appeal to the same kids who would watch the spinoff (I started to say this show, but everyone on this show at least looks human). There were goblins and fairies and that sort of thing.
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Post by KyleEl on May 2, 2014 14:33:00 GMT -5
Lots of short jokes on "2 Broke Girls" this week. These were two.
A mouse set a trap for you.
I saw your picture on a baby food jar.
Also, the girls' boss knew someone who could help one of them solve her gambling problem, but the one who tells the short jokes had to promise not to do that any more. They walked into a room full of jockeys and it was torture for the poor girl.
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Post by KyleEl on May 5, 2014 14:46:46 GMT -5
I watched The Kentucky Derby. Enough said.
Okay, 18, plus one woman, instead of seven.
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Post by KyleEl on May 12, 2014 16:13:11 GMT -5
The 2 Broke Girls' boss is studying to become a citizen. The reply was aren't babies automatically citizens?
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Post by KyleEl on May 16, 2014 12:59:08 GMT -5
There was another one this week but I forgot it. Maybe there's a list of short jokes from "2 Broke Girls" somewhere.
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Post by KyleEl on May 19, 2014 15:48:40 GMT -5
The boss showed off his abs and one of the girls asked if they were supposed to rub them for good luck.
Not related to his height, but the boss claimed he was starting on a six-pack and said they had to admit it was a two-pack. His black cashier said Tupac was more alive than his two-pack.
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Post by KyleEl on May 22, 2014 16:50:21 GMT -5
Chris Colfer was Peter Pan on "Glee".
And I saw new dwarfs on "The Middle". Dorky and Naggy. Okay, they were cast members.
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Post by KyleEl on May 22, 2014 16:55:40 GMT -5
I should have done this a long time ago. Anti, you can move posts. Can you? Thanks.
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Post by KyleEl on May 30, 2014 12:40:40 GMT -5
Thank you, Anti.
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Post by AntiArbitrator on May 31, 2014 13:24:09 GMT -5
You are welcome.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N900A using proboards
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 6, 2014 13:06:08 GMT -5
Max's boss gave her a pencil box as a present when she started going to pastry school. She thanked him for giving her his home.
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Mean, but it makes me laugh.