The weird dream thread

[Watchtower]

Good point... in my defense, I'm still trying to wake up...

[avp60685]

I had one yesterday and I forgot to post it but I'll put it now:

There is some sort of graduation taking place in the neighbors' yard who live two houses to left of my house and a lot of my church members including all of the pastors are sitting in folding chairs watching the ceremony. The next thing I see is that a fire has broken out on the lawn and no one bothers to move from their seats and they continue watching the graduation as if nothing has happened!

That's when my mom comes in the bedroom and wakes me up which startled me badly because I could see those flames come closer and closer to me!

[KyleEl]

I've been sleeping better and I remember dreaming but can't remember what I dreamed.

[KyleEl]

I remembered it so clearly this morning and never wrote it down.

I think it had something to do with an elementary school I went to.

[avp60685]

I had a really weird dream last night:

I am at a graduation for a church member (he is graduating today but I won't be able to go because of working and not invited either), and everyone who is invited by the church member keeps staring at me funny and I ask them why and they explain that they had overheard that I had died and I was like "But I am not dead!" the church member who is graduating gets off the stage and comes to where I am and gives me a big hug and reassure me that it will be okay. I see a lot of old familiar faces I hadn't seen in years and I see one of the old church members who hasn't been to my church since before my dad died (3 years ago) and she is married to Luis from Sesame Street. I then wake up startled by this and a bit shaken up because I feel badly for forgetting that she isn't married to Luis from Sesame Street but someone else!

Weird!

[KyleEl]

I have only a memory of something happening in a chapel where I go in the mountains. The weird thing is I wasn't asleep and my memory is that this lasted a few seconds.

[KyleEl]

A house fire was on the front page of a local newspaper last week. I walk past that house once a month and I dreamed I walked past it, only it didn't look like it had burned exactly. It looked like something had happened to it, but if there had actually been a fire at least some of it would have been black. It was all gray.

[KyleEl]

I saw a photo of the house. Nothing like the dream.

I was sort of awake and dreaming. I knew I was in my bedroom and in bed, but I believed there were other people with me and things going on. This has happened many times in my life.

And then there was an actual dream where I was in a house I didn't recognize and my father was in the bathroom where the toilet was spewing water in ever direction.

[KyleEl]

I've had a lot of strange dreams and I keep thinking I remember something from them, but nothing's coming to me.

[avp60685]

Here's one I had last night: I am on the show Crosswords and they have all these different flavors of ice cream as the clues and I solve the puzzle after I answer the last clue which is chocolate but the thing is the host never once asked me to spell the words like you are required to do and I hear that I have won and the dream ends!

[KyleEl]

Once again, I remember dreaming and can't remember what I dreamed once I'm really awake.

[KyleEl]

I was standing next to Taylor Swift, who was wearing a nice winter coat. I said, "May I?" and she let me put it on.

[KyleEl]

I was in a library putting children's books back on a shelf which were out of place. One was a new sequel to "The Cat in the Hat" with a pink cover.

I was across the street from a building which resembled Buckingham Palace and I heard fire trucks. Then I realized the building across the street had a minor fire.

[KyleEl]

I had such a clear memory of a dream last night, but now I don't remember it.

[Aeryn]

My dream was really weird.

Kyle was dressed in leather chaps, and had a whip.

He also had a rainbow flag tattooed on his arm.

[KyleEl]

Do you even know what I look like?

[KyleEl]

Most of these happened Sunday night.

I saw my grandfather floating down from the ceiling, wearing the glasses he wore when I was a child.

I was in jail and sitting in a classroom taking some kind of test. The man in front of me became my friend "on the outside" when we got out.

I was in someone's house and first in line when we all were about to have our urine tested, and Patrick Stewart, wearing a suit, was second in line. However, I only had one cup, a nice one, and didn't know what the others were going to use.

A new fast food place had a futuristic green roof. Its green sign included a military-style helmet but didn't have a name on it.

[KyleEl]

I dreamed I was looking down on the roof of the Gay Dolphin. That's a quirky store in Myrtle Beach, SC that sells fake vomit.

I couldn't figure out how they were going to expand, but somehow they were. What I saw in the dream looked nothing like the real store.

[KyleEl]

Ross Perot was debating the 2012 presidential candidates. Asked a question he didn't have an answer to, he felt confident that if he needed an answer to that question he could get one.

[KyleEl]

I lived in a neighborhood that didn't look like where I live. I walked across the street to take a bath. One of my neighbors' cats followed me a pounced so far no real cat could do it, to make sure she didn't get left behind.

[KyleEl]

I was eating lunch with some girls (or women, depending on how old they have to be for you to change) and Spoonie showed up and started making smart remarks.

[KyleEl]

A college was successful in the future, though I'm not sure why. The person who knew this could see into the future, though that in itself may have been the reason for the success.

[KyleEl]

I only remember one thing. It had something to do with my former neighbor being a fireman and first responder.

I'm not remembering my dreams this week like I was last week.

[KyleEl]

A man I know who has Alzheimer's was in front of an apartment building talking to someone. He said he couldn't come to a meeting because his wife wouldn't let him. This is something he said back when his wife wasn't also in assisted living and he was taking care of her. I asked, "What year is it?" An episode of "Monk" the previous night had Monk asking the same question when he saw his old assistant.

[KyleEl]

I was in a big room near some event and a teenage girl comes running into the room yelling, "Mr. Facebook! Mr. Facebook!" and she hands the man a piece of paper with a death threat on it.

[KyleEl]

A meteorologist on TV said that somewhere the temperature was 75 below zero not counting wind chill and some other factor I don't remember.

On another night, my neighbors' cat Sassy, or a cat resembling her, bit and scratched me.

[KyleEl]

I was decorating for Christmas with my mother in a house I didn't recognize and she asked me about our church's Christmas music. I said (this part is real, by the way) that our choir would be joining the choir from my pastor's wife's church.

[KyleEl]

I was in a room I didn't recognize and the computer which was supposedly mine was taken over by someone else. In the same way that the anti-virus software people do when fixing a problem. But whoever did this was making virus messages show up.

[KyleEl]

I was in a mine and there was a girl down there watching TV.

[KyleEl]

Obama was running and I could see one secret service agent with him. As for the First Lady's workout routine, I couldn't see her but supposedly she was in a gym that looked like it was in a school. I saw a bunch of white women but not her.

I saw a man I haven't seen in forty years and haven't thought of in years. He was in a car that was mine doing some work and drinking bottled water.

I had another really vivid memory when I woke up the other night but I didn't write it down and I can't remember it now.