The weird dream thread

[gilmorefanalways]

So on Tuesday night I had a dream and all I can remember of it was that I had two strange bumps on my stomach and they itched I thought it was a weird dream so Wednesday after work suddenly my stomach starts itching so bad and what do you know there are two itchy bumps right where they were in my dream how odd is that

[KyleEl]

I dreamed about Taylor Swift but that's all I remember.

Another night mistyping a URL meant I got all the Google results I was looking for, even though I wasn't telling Google what to find.

[XCWModGramps]

Last night.

I was a High school teacher. (which if you knew me is bizarre) Caught 1 girl letting guys jump on top of her in the playground area. After a meeting with parents it was then put upon me to explain morals to the students of the entire school.

Did I mention that in the dream I was only 16 years old? No? Well that was the last year I went to school and that was only long enough to take drivers ed and get my drivers license!

[KyleEl]

I took off my clothes in a public place but put on a robe before taking off my underpants. I had put my glasses in someone else's car, but when the time came for me to drive my own car, I realized that car was gone.

[Deleted]

I had a dream about an ex-friend of mine. It really came out of nowhere, I hadn't thought of her in months.

I wish I could remember the details, but maybe it's good I don't. She's a DCW member.

[KyleEl]

I had a really detailed description but I can't find it now.

[KyleEl]

Found it!

On the way to the beach or somewhere, in a community I didn't recognize, a lot of buildings had burned. On my way home, I discovered that the fire was still not out and more communities were burning. A group of birds arrived in advance of the flames. People blamed me for not stopping this from happening. The people worked to put out the fire, and I discovered a very tall black man and a black man whose head was literally bigger than the rest of his body. My first thought was they were the ones responsible, but they were working to put the fire out, along with a classic green locomotive. Later, I passed through communities that were already making repairs. And then I discovered the Rose's gas station where the fire began. It was untouched even after all the devastation (Rose's is a KMart competitor, not a chain of convenience stores). My parents and I went inside and discovered we could go back in time and stop the fire from happening. Or could we? We saw what may have started it--an angry man pouring gasoline on something (I forget what)--but were we the ones actually responsible for it spreading. I don't know because I woke up.

[XCWModGramps]

How many dream that they can fly?

Not just once or twice but I have had these dreams where I can fly since I was a teen. Not every night but at least once a week to the point sometimes I have gone in the backyard and tried the same movements I use in the dream to see if it was real.

I just have to keep moving my arms downward as if I was under water and going to the surface as fast as I can type movements and I stay afloat and only gently descend when I stop the arm movement. Soft enough for me to engage in battle or save some lass or other type of action and then have to move my arms again to gain lift.

Had one last night that involved a sword and many body parts of other humans being chopped off, head, arms. torso at the waist, feet and such.

Just wondered how many have the flying dreams.

[KyleEl]

I was walking out of church one Sunday morning and everyone was looking at this man who didn't look quite like he does in real life. They were looking at him because he appeared to be dying. He was already carrying around oxygen or something.

Now in real life he's quite healthy but his sister-in-law was having the serious health problems. I only knew her because she was in the same nursing home I was and I recognized the name on the door from the church's prayer list.

[KyleEl]

The male cast members of "Seinfeld" were sent into space. George was in charge.

[mercurytheatre]

Jul 12, 2013 20:44:41 GMT -5 XCWModGramps said:

How many dream that they can fly?

Not just once or twice but I have had these dreams where I can fly since I was a teen. Not every night but at least once a week to the point sometimes I have gone in the backyard and tried the same movements I use in the dream to see if it was real.

I just have to keep moving my arms downward as if I was under water and going to the surface as fast as I can type movements and I stay afloat and only gently descend when I stop the arm movement. Soft enough for me to engage in battle or save some lass or other type of action and then have to move my arms again to gain lift.

Had one last night that involved a sword and many body parts of other humans being chopped off, head, arms. torso at the waist, feet and such.

Just wondered how many have the flying dreams.

Gramps

I have a similar recurring dream.

It is like treading water...except I do it with air.

The dream is so vivid and real.

I have always wondered how I could possibly know what the very top of a tree looks like...when I have never been able to see it in real life.

[KyleEl]

Randy Travis was a preacher, and I chased someone's glass eye, or possibly just a ball that size, at a motel.

[KyleEl]

I was in the mountains and my father and I had apparently checked out of our motel, but it was Sunday and we went to church where we usually do. But there was a closed door that I had to open which wouldn't have normally been closed.

I also dreamed it was Sunday morning and I woke up.

If those don't sound weird there are more details that would make them weird which I just don't remember now.

[KyleEl]

I used a green plastic keyboard which looked like a child's toy. And there was no monitor. So how was it a computer?

[KyleEl]

A man gave me directions to a souvenir shop. It didn't look like much, but I had to go up on the second floor.

There was something about my cousins' family tree.

George from "Seinfeld" was also in the dream but I can't remember now what he did.

Trust me when I say all these were weird but I can't remember why.

[KyleEl]

I dreamed a cat was in my yard and it barked at me.

I've had so many other dreams I could remember clearly this week, but when the time came to write them down I couldn't remember them. It just seems at the time like I won't forget.

I think one time I dreamed I woke up and it was Sunday morning and it's hard to explain why that's weird.

[KyleEl]

My neighbors passed by in a car while I was mowing and said I was doing a good job. They never do this.

At the same time, a man who goes to my church apparently lives across the street and brought me my newspaper, wrapped in plastic, putting it down in my brick carport. My grandparents' house has a brick carport, but mine doesn't.

[KyleEl]

There was some meeting in a large auditorium. A group of black people were protesting something and one got up and spoke. I'm not sure but they may have sung too.

[KyleEl]

A cast member of "That 70s Show" died. So I dreamed the show was coming on regularly and I turned it on to watch. And because of what happened, they changed the schedule and aired a special episode that featured her.

[KyleEl]

In a new pilot for "My Name Is Earl", not only could I watch and see the real actors, but I was one of them. I was Joy saying to Dean Cain as he walked in wearing blue jeans instead of his Superman suit, "Where are you going not dressed up?"

[KyleEl]

I was on a college campus and there was a tornado so we had to take shelter. After all was clear, I went in a building and got on an elevator with several other people including a girl I went to high school with who is now technically my Facebook friend, except we don't interact. The elevator was actually a fully equipped but tiny kitchen.

On the sixth floor I got out and exited the building since I was still on the ground when I did. There were all these large buildings around. It was time for graduation and I walked up to the amphitheater, and the school was Duke, so naturally everything was green (Duke actually uses blue) and there was a young boy all dressed up acting as a junior marshal.

[KyleEl]

A guy I haven't even thought about in many years, who I was in junior high school with, showed up at my church and criticized whatever I was doing.

[KyleEl]

I was in the audience for "Jeopardy" and a contestant went crazy. When the "taping suspended" sign came on above the stage, the audience went crazy.

[KyleEl]

I was walking through a town which was flooded, though I don;'t remember seeing any flooding or how I knew it was flooded.

It may or may not have been on the same night, but I wondered how it was that Walter Cronkite was not old enough to retire and therefore was still doing his CBS broadcast, and yet I had this memory that he had retired. This one can be explained because ever since Steve Hartman's "Everybody Has a Story" was on at that time, I have recorded the last CBS News story on Mondays at 6:30, and this past week that was the 50th anniversary of that broadcast.

[KyleEl]

I was one of a group of scientists working on something really hazardous. One of my Facebook friends, a girl I went to high school with, tried to get into our lab but was knocked down by a security guard.

[KyleEl]

I'm no good at fixing things but last night I dreamed I had a drawer full of tools for various purposes.

There were other dreams but I have to find where I made notes.

[KyleEl]

There was something about the Andy Williams song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". What's weird is it wasn't even Christmas.

Different night (maybe): Children were singing this terrible song called "So This Is Christmas".

[KyleEl]

A woman who goes to my church--in fact, the one who led the service last Sunday--was walking away from the church so I knew she wasn't going to sing in the choir. I actually had this dream before she led the service. And there was another building next to the main building.

I know now why she was leaving. I wrote this down. And this definitely isn't real because she was responsible for the contemporary music before the real service (not the dream). In the dream I realized that she wasn't needed in the choir because in the fourth Sunday there is a contemporary service. That part is real too.

[KyleEl]

I was wearing shoes I don't normally wear outside because I don't want them to get messed up, and yet I was lying on wet grass. I don't know how I had memories of being older, but I was just a little kid and about to walk on a dangerous street--no sidewalk, and lots of traffic.

[KyleEl]

Three separate dreams.

I was a contestant on one of these talent shows. That's all I remember. I know my talent wasn't singing so it must have been standup comedy.

In another dream, radio stations had access to instant ratings. These were delivered by what looked like a lie detector, making squiggly lines in different colors.

I thought I remembered a third one, but I guess not.