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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:23:28 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-23-2011Yes this is a real news story from the associated press. Beware the squirrels  Possible Supernatural episode Sam and Dean get attacked by crazy squirrels.  03/16/11 10:58 AM BENNINGTON, Vt. -- A Vermont neighborhood is being stalked by a renegade gray squirrel. Several people in Bennington say they've been attacked by a squirrel over the last few weeks. Kevin McDonald tells the Bennington Banner he was shoveling snow when the squirrel jumped onto him. He says he threw the animal off, but it twice jumped back onto him. A game warden says there have been other reports, too. One woman is being treated for exposure to rabies, but Vermont Public Health Veterinarian Robert Johnson says there's never been a case of a squirrel passing rabies to a human. Johnson says it's possible the squirrel was raised as a pet and lost its fear of humans. He says the squirrel might "go ballistic" when it encounters people it doesn't recognize.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:24:39 GMT -5
CalNiko03-23-2011I put nothing past squirrels. Those things are loony. Here in DC, it's not unheard of for a squirrel to jump on a tourist. Of course around here, they get fed so much that they'll come right up to you, but watch out for the leaping ones that have no fear! Squirrelz iz nutz! ![]()
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:25:45 GMT -5
yimStar03-23-2011I want to see the episode. Dean vs Squirrel monster. 
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:27:57 GMT -5
Supernatralfan03-23-2011  So funny this would be on here. I just saw a squirrel do some serious kung fu moves to avoid our truck today. He lept up, threw out a leg and both hands, went 8-10 inches through the air and landed on a tree which he then ran up. It really reminded me of that old cartoon Hong Kong Fuy. 
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Post by evilsquirre1 on Jan 31, 2012 0:28:39 GMT -5
I had to exalt you on this Because I didn't save anything from CW all my hard posts lost. ;)My undead rodents are waterskiing in your honor.  |
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:32:08 GMT -5
Why thankyou It's a travesty that the CW deleted this stuff!
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Post by evilsquirre1 on Jan 31, 2012 0:33:29 GMT -5
Why thankyou It's a travesty that the CW deleted this stuff! ![]() But hey now we can add videos. |
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:33:51 GMT -5
EvilSquirre1
03-23-2011
Plague-Infected Squirrel Shuts Down Campground
Published July 06, 2010 | NewsCore
A California campground will remain closed for at least ten days after a squirrel carrying plague was discovered on the premises.
The Los Angeles Times said the Los Alamos campground was closed on Saturday afternoon and would not reopen until at least tomorrow, the paper quoted Jonathan Fielding, the county's public health director as saying.
Officials closed the southern California park after a squirrel captured there tested positive for plague.
Further testing on squirrel burrows will be completed before the park will reopen, according to the report.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:34:53 GMT -5
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03-23-2011
Squirrel Attacks 3 in German Town, Finished off by Victim
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
AP
BERLIN —
An unusually aggressive squirrel attacked three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said Wednesday. The rodent jumped through a living-room window in Passau, on the Austrian border, on Tuesday and bit its first victim. With the squirrel hanging on by its teeth, the woman ran out into the street, where she managed to shake the animal off.
The squirrel then bit a builder before fleeing into a nearby garden, where it bit a 72-year-old man who eventually killed it with his crutch, police said.
The dead animal was to be tested for rabies.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:36:29 GMT -5
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Post by yimhappy on Jan 31, 2012 0:37:19 GMT -5
www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squirrel_riding_story.htmDemonic Squirrel Riding Story
by Daniel Meyer
I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous!
Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second, and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for both groups too.
Occasionally, as a rider I have caught myself starting to make bad or late decisions while riding. In flight training, my instructors called this being “behind the power curveâ€. It is a mark of experience that when this begins to happen, the rider recognizes the situation, and more importantly, does something about it. A short break, a meal, or even a gas stop can set things right again as it gives the brain a chance to catch up.
Good, accurate, and timely decisions are essential when riding a motorcycle…at least if you want to remain among the living. In short, the brain needs to keep up with the machine.
I had been banging around the roads of east Texas and as I headed back into Dallas, found myself in very heavy, high-speed traffic on the freeways. Normally, this is not a problem, I commute in these conditions daily, but suddenly I was nearly run down by a cage that decided it needed my lane more than I did. This is not normally a big deal either, as it happens around here often, but usually I can accurately predict which drivers are not paying attention and avoid them before we are even close. This one I missed seeing until it was nearly too late, and as I took evasive action I nearly broadsided another car that I was not even aware was there!
Two bad decisions and insufficient situational awareness…all within seconds. I was behind the power curve. Time to get off the freeway.
I hit the next exit, and as I was in an area I knew pretty well, headed through a few big residential neighborhoods as a new route home. As I turned onto the nearly empty streets I opened the visor on my full-face helmet to help get some air. I figured some slow riding through the quiet surface streets would give me time to relax, think, and regain that “edge†so frequently required when riding.
Little did I suspect…
As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it—it was that close.
I hate to run over animals…and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact.
Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels can take care of themselves!
Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing the oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, “Banzai!†or maybe, “Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!†as the leap was spectacular and he flew over the windshield and impacted me squarely in the chest.
Instantly he set upon me. If I did not know better I would have sworn he brought twenty of his little buddies along for the attack. Snarling, hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. As I was dressed only in a light t-shirt, summer riding gloves, and jeans this was a bit of a cause for concern. This furry little tornado was doing some damage!
Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and leather gloves puttering maybe 25mph down a quiet residential street…and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing.
I grabbed for him with my left hand and managed to snag his tail. With all my strength I flung the evil rodent off the left of the bike, almost running into the right curb as I recoiled from the throw.
That should have done it. The matter should have ended right there. It really should have. The squirrel could have sailed into one of the pristinely kept yards and gone on about his business, and I could have headed home. No one would have been the wiser.
But this was no ordinary squirrel. This was not even an ordinary pissed-off squirrel.
This was an evil attack squirrel of death!
Somehow he caught my gloved finger with one of his little hands, and with the force of the throw swung around and with a resounding thump and an amazing impact he landed square on my back and resumed his rather anti-social and extremely distracting activities. He also managed to take my left glove with him!
The situation was not improved. Not improved at all. His attacks were continuing, and now I could not reach him.
I was startled to say the least. The combination of the force of the throw, only having one hand (the throttle hand) on the handlebars, and my jerking back unfortunately put a healthy twist through my right hand and into the throttle. A healthy twist on the throttle of a Valkyrie can only have one result. Torque. This is what the Valkyrie is made for, and she is very, very good at it.
The engine roared as the front wheel left the pavement. The squirrel screamed in anger. The Valkyrie screamed in ecstasy. I screamed in…well…I just plain screamed.
Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a slightly squirrel torn t-shirt, and only one leather glove roaring at maybe 70mph and rapidly accelerating down a quiet residential street…on one wheel and with a demonic squirrel on his back. The man and the squirrel are both screaming bloody murder.
With the sudden acceleration I was forced to put my other hand back on the handlebars and try to get control of the bike. This was leaving the mutant squirrel to his own devices, but I really did not want to crash into somebody’s tree, house, or parked car. Also, I had not yet figured out how to release the throttle…my brain was just simply overloaded. I did manage to mash the back brake, but it had little affect against the massive power of the big cruiser.
About this time the squirrel decided that I was not paying sufficient attention to this very serious battle (maybe he is a Scottish attack squirrel of death), and he came around my neck and got IN my full-face helmet with me. As the faceplate closed partway and he began hissing in my face I am quite sure my screaming changed tone and intensity. It seemed to have little affect on the squirrel however.
The rpm’s on The Dragon maxed out (I was not concerned about shifting at the moment) and her front end started to drop.
Now picture the large man on the huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a very ragged torn t-shirt, and wearing one leather glove, roaring at probably 80mph, still on one wheel, with a large puffy squirrel’s tail sticking out his mostly closed full-face helmet. By now the screams are probably getting a little hoarse.
Finally I got the upper hand…I managed to grab his tail again, pulled him out of my helmet, and slung him to the left as hard as I could. This time it worked…sort-of. Spectacularly sort-of, so to speak.
Picture the scene. You are a cop. You and your partner have pulled off on a quiet residential street and parked with your windows down to do some paperwork.
Suddenly a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a torn t-shirt flapping in the breeze, and wearing one leather glove, moving at probably 80mph on one wheel, and screaming bloody murder roars by and with all his strength throws a live squirrel grenade directly into your police car.
I heard screams. They weren't mine...
I managed to get the big motorcycle under directional control and dropped the front wheel to the ground. I then used maximum braking and skidded to a stop in a cloud of tire smoke at the stop sign at a busy cross street.
I would have returned to fess up (and to get my glove back). I really would have. Really. But for two things. First, the cops did not seem interested or the slightest bit concerned about me at the moment. One of them was on his back in the front yard of the house they had been parked in front of and was rapidly crabbing backwards away from the patrol car. The other was standing in the street and was training a riot shotgun on the police cruiser.
So the cops were not interested in me. They often insist to “let the professionals handle it†anyway. That was one thing. The other? Well, I swear I could see the squirrel, standing in the back window of the patrol car among shredded and flying pieces of foam and upholstery, and shaking his little fist at me. I think he was shooting me the finger…
That is one dangerous squirrel. And now he has a patrol car…
I took a deep breath, turned on my turn-signal, made an easy right turn, and sedately left the neighborhood.
As for my easy and slow drive home? Screw it. Faced with a choice of 80mph cars and inattentive drivers, or the evil, demonic, attack squirrel of death...I’ll take my chances with the freeway. Every time.
And I’ll buy myself a new pair of gloves.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:37:59 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-23-2011
yimStar:
I want to see the episode. Dean vs Squirrel monster. How do you kill an evil apocalyptic zombie squirrel? Head shot cause you would need really good aim their heads are so small. How good is Dean's aim?
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:39:32 GMT -5
realhuntress03-23-2011Yep - squirrels are crazy - that's why they're called squirrels. Sorry - couldn't resist.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:41:05 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-25-2011
Supernatralfan:
![]() So funny this would be on here. I just saw a squirrel do some serious kung fu moves to avoid our truck today. He lept up, threw out a leg and both hands, went 8-10 inches through the air and landed on a tree which he then ran up. It really reminded me of that old cartoon Hong Kong Fuy. Okay with all the squirrel attacks and this ninja squirrel is it possible that these are genetically engineered squirrels.  Maybe the goverment has a secert project testing squirrels. Think about it they are perfect for this. You have ground squirrels, tree squirrels and flying squirrels. If you teach the Squirrels to swim you have ground, air, and water attacks. Or maybe it's just Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:42:32 GMT -5
Dizzy19003-25-2011Who needs to swim? Squirrels can already water skii just check out YouTube! A new squirrel world order. Will anyone's nuts be safe again.........
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:43:07 GMT -5
Dizzy190
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Yikes, actually I have just discovered they can swim!
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:44:26 GMT -5
Supernatralfan03-25-2011
EvilSquirre1:
Okay with all the squirrel attacks and this ninja squirrel is it possible that these are genetically engineered squirrels. Maybe the goverment has a secert project testing squirrels. Think about it they are perfect for this. You have ground squirrels, tree squirrels and flying squirrels. If you teach the Squirrels to swim you have ground, air, and water attacks. Or maybe it's just Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels. ![]() There's an idea. Anything is possible. Ah.. Thanks for that. I needed a laugh today.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:47:09 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-25-2011
Dizzy190:
Who needs to swim? Squirrels can already water skii just check out YouTube!
A new squirrel world order. Will anyone's nuts be safe again......... Just after I got over the fear of water I had by the movie Jaws. Now you tell me Squirrels can water ski. So in addition to swimming, flying, and ground squirrels we now have water skiing squirrels attacking us. I will have to go on Twitter and #IBlameJaredPadaleckiForEverything for the water skiing Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:48:59 GMT -5
KristinPhoenix03-25-2011I always knew squirrels would be the end of us all
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:49:22 GMT -5
yimStar
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does raising zombie squirrels kill all the grass nearby??
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:50:59 GMT -5
Zenezie03-25-2011
yimStar:
I want to see the episode. Dean vs Squirrel monster. After Tinkerbell, Dean will probably just drop the microwave on the squirrel monster. That should take care of Rocky in a jiffy.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:52:02 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-25-2011
yimStar:
does raising zombie squirrels kill all the grass nearby?? Yes raising water skiing Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels will kill tiny little squirrel sized circles in your grass. Everyone should go outside right now and check their neighbor's grass and report any circles on this thread. Go ahead I will wait here.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:52:49 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-25-2011
Zenezie:
After Tinkerbell, Dean will probably just drop the microwave on the squirrel monster. That should take care of Rocky in a jiffy. I'm sorry but because they are water skiing Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels they can not be killed by dropping a microwave on them. Dean would either have to use a tiny stake and stake the squirrel to it's grave bed or Dean need to take them out with a head shot. Dean needs to have really good aim they have small heads. Good Luck Dean. BTW they travel in packs.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:53:51 GMT -5
bronzedaussie03-25-2011 Now I have this image in my head of a posse of tiny ninja zombie squirrels roaming Bobby's salvage yard in the dark with their tiny bloodshot zombie eyes...
Scurrying out from under a car and chasing Sam up the driveway, with his handful of tiny wooden stakes, while Dean tries to pick them off with head shots from his perch on top of a stripped wreck...
The squirrels closing in and reaching out for the hem of Sam's jeans with their tiny zombie hands... ;D
(Sam: "Dean! Shoot them already!!"... Dean: "I'm working on it, Sam! They have freakin' tiny heads!")
Apparently my zombie squirrels are from Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid...
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:54:49 GMT -5
KristinPhoenix
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Reminds me of the "Shoot The Zombies" song/video on YouTube to SN clips, it's highly entertaining.
*starts singing* "Kill the zombies by shooting them in the head, they can't get you if you make them dead. Shoot the zombies! Shoot the zombies! Shoot the zombies! Yeah!"
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:55:42 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-26-2011
bronzedaussie:
![]() Now I have this image in my head of a posse of tiny ninja zombie squirrels roaming Bobby's salvage yard in the dark with their tiny bloodshot zombie eyes...
Scurrying out from under a car and chasing Sam up the driveway, with his handful of tiny wooden stakes, while Dean tries to pick them off with head shots from his perch on top of a stripped wreck...
The squirrels closing in and reaching out for the hem of Sam's jeans with their tiny zombie hands... ;D
(Sam: "Dean! Shoot them already!!"... Dean: "I'm working on it, Sam! They have freakin' tiny heads!")
Apparently my zombie squirrels are from Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid... [/color] Okay I can totally picture that scene. You are cracking me up first thing on a Friday morning. But I have one question in your scene are the waterskiing evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels wearing life jackets?
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Maybe the goverment has a secert project testing squirrels. Think about it they are perfect for this. You have ground squirrels, tree squirrels and flying squirrels. If you teach the Squirrels to swim you have ground, air, and water attacks. Or maybe it's just Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels.