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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:57:01 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-26-2011Can waterskiing evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels drown? If not that why do they need the life jackets. Maybe it's a fashion thing.  I mean really let's not get silly with this. The waterskiing evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in life jackets are very serious creatures that need to be stopped. ;D
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:57:48 GMT -5
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I think they are wearing lifejackets... Yeah, definitely. Tiny little bloodstained lifejackets... What all the fashionable zombie squirrels are wearing these days!
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 0:59:23 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-26-2011
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I think they are wearing lifejackets... Yeah, definitely. Tiny little bloodstained lifejackets... What all the fashionable zombie squirrels are wearing these days! [/color][/size] Okay so we have waterskiing evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in bloodstained lifejackets. I like it. ![]() Dean needs to work on his aim due to the freakin small heads. I don't want Sam taken out by a A Dray of waterskiing evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in bloodstained lifejackets. Yes I did look up the official name for a group of Squirrels. Correct information is important here.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 1:00:13 GMT -5
bronzedaussie03-26-2011I love the accuracy and attention to detail! You're right, of course - the waterskiing evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in lifejackets are not a laughing matter!! ;D Very important to get the facts right! Sam would be proud. 
Maybe we can't drown them, but methinks the lifejackets make it easier for the little mongrels to swim... Perhaps the 'waterskiing evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in lifejackets elimination plan' needs to include removal of said lifejackets? You know, in between the staking and beheading and shooting? ;D
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 1:01:21 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-26-2011
EvilSquirre1:
Yes raising water skiing Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels will kill tiny little squirrel sized circles in your grass. Everyone should go outside right now and check their neighbor's grass and report any circles on this thread. Go ahead I will wait here. I'm just wondering if anyone has checked their neighbor's grass for tiny zombie dead circles? My neighbor has about 3 circles on their lawn. So my neighbor must be trolling the streets at night looking for roadkill squirrels to bring back to life. That explains a lot I always knew something was up with my neighbor. This also explains why my house plants keep dying. It's not me at all it's my neighbor raising waterskiing evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in bloodstained lifejackets. It all make perfect sense now.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 1:02:22 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-26-2011
bronzedaussie:
![]() Now I have this image in my head of a posse of tiny ninja zombie squirrels roaming Bobby's salvage yard in the dark with their tiny bloodshot zombie eyes...
Scurrying out from under a car and chasing Sam up the driveway, with his handful of tiny wooden stakes, while Dean tries to pick them off with head shots from his perch on top of a stripped wreck...
The squirrels closing in and reaching out for the hem of Sam's jeans with their tiny zombie hands... ;D
(Sam: "Dean! Shoot them already!!"... Dean: "I'm working on it, Sam! They have freakin' tiny heads!")
Apparently my zombie squirrels are from Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid...  Okay now I picture Sam with tiny stakes in one hand and he is using the other hand to try and take off the tiny bloodstained life jacket. Meanwhile Dean is still trying to shot them in the head but they are closing in. Will the boys be able to defeat these scary creatures?
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 1:05:12 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-26-2011No not a laughing matter at all.  I mean.  Sam does have giant hands. He would have trouble with the tiny straps on the waterskiing Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in bloodstained lifejackets. This could be an episode for the series finale (That hopefully won't be for a long while). The episode could open up with an attractive female swimming in a lake. 10 Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in bloodstained lifejackets on waterskis could surround her and all you hear are her screams and they fade to black. Supernatural does love to kill off the female guest stars. Now who is creating the waterskiing Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in bloodstained lifejackets? That's my question for the group.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 1:05:51 GMT -5
jaredisawesome03-26-2011I just watched the video and I must say that was very strange. For those who like to write they could make this into a fanfic.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 1:06:20 GMT -5
wendy8503-26-2011This is crazy funny! My sisters and I raised an orphanned baby squirrel years ago. He was so sweet until he grew up. Then he was so aggressive and mean. He'd wait on the eaves and then jump down on our heads and attack us. He'd even hide under our vehicles and get us. Sometimes he'd try and get into the car. He was so creepy..
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 1:06:55 GMT -5
Supernatralfan03-26-2011I wonder if they think they're playing? My mom's friend has one for a pet, I just now thought about it. It gets into her mom's wig. She's not crazy about it.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 1:12:39 GMT -5
jaredisawesome03-26-2011I think that last one is embedded in my head forever.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 1:14:21 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-27-2011Great pictures you have scarred me for life. If WEANZSIBSLJ turns the waterskiing Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in bloodstained lifejackets into fanfic I would love to read it. Is there a certain website for the Fanfic? I would love to read some.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 4:15:17 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-27-2011I'm not sure what's best, but I have a few ideas. For some reason I picture a Demon possessing a toy story owner, if you ever saw Alan Cummings in Spy Kids that is what I'm kind of picturing. Or for the God thing I would go with The Green Man I actually made a clay mask of the green man sadly I didn't let it dry out all the way and it blew up in the kiln.  Anyone the green man is a legendary pagan deity who roams the woodlands of the British Isles and Europe. He usually is depicted as a horned man peering out of a mask of foliage, usually the sacred oak. He is known by other names such as "Green Jack, "Jack-in-the-Green" and "Green George." He represents spirits of trees, plants and foliage. It is believed he has rain making powers to foster livestock with lush meadows. He was frequently depicted in medieval art, including church decorations. I could also see either the Mother of all setting the Squirrels on the brothers or a witch getting revenge on the town that burnt her witch mother to a crisp during the witch trials. The Brothers hear about strange deaths were a single peanut is left in the victims mouth and a brunch of tiny teeth marks on the body. You could do something with the water skiing part of it. But nothing good is springing to my mind right now. Old age and 5 hours sleep has impacted my brain. ;D I would love to read it once you have it finished.
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 4:17:02 GMT -5
EvilSquirre1
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It sounds like it will be funny as heck. ;D
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 4:20:13 GMT -5
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 4:20:49 GMT -5
Dizzy190
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Not wishing to alarm anyone further, however…..
To set the scene, as it is such a beautiful spring day here I am working from home. As I type I occasionally glance out into my back garden to watch the birds happily chirping away whilst they gather nesting material and my pet rabbits roaming about lazily on the lawn munching grass - ah bliss. So imagine my surprise when out the corner of my eye, I catch a squirrel scaling the vertical wall of my neighbours two story outhouse, and then promptly squeeze itself underneath a broken corner of the window. A few minutes later he reappeared bottom first dragging with him what appears to be (from this distance anyway) an illuminated safety jacket. He has pulled it as far as he can through the broken window and has just scampered off with a mouthful of the jackets lining.
Now to the untrained eye it might appear that the cute little fella is looking for a warm and cosy lining for his dray. But for those few who know better - he is sourcing materials for his life jacket and has gone off to drum up reinforcements to help him get the whole jacket out! Come to think of it my neighbours blinds are still closed and it is already mid-day………. And perhaps that perfectly circular patch of dead grass on my lawn is in fact not, as I assumed simply the imprint of the dust bin left in one place for too long………….
Having given the matter a great deal of thought. I fear given all we know of this new breed of aquatic zombie squirrel - they may be planning a surprise attack - gaining access to households via toilets, climbing up and around the u bend and bursting out through the bowl!. Now I have thought of this, I may never be able to relax upon a porcelain throne again!!!!! It is now more important than ever to advise your men folk to put the toilet seat down!
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 4:22:52 GMT -5
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 4:24:20 GMT -5
EvilSquirre103-28-2011
Dizzy190:
Not wishing to alarm anyone further, however…..
To set the scene, as it is such a beautiful spring day here I am working from home. As I type I occasionally glance out into my back garden to watch the birds happily chirping away whilst they gather nesting material and my pet rabbits roaming about lazily on the lawn munching grass - ah bliss. So imagine my surprise when out the corner of my eye, I catch a squirrel scaling the vertical wall of my neighbours two story outhouse, and then promptly squeeze itself underneath a broken corner of the window. A few minutes later he reappeared bottom first dragging with him what appears to be (from this distance anyway) an illuminated safety jacket. He has pulled it as far as he can through the broken window and has just scampered off with a mouthful of the jackets lining.
Now to the untrained eye it might appear that the cute little fella is looking for a warm and cosy lining for his dray. But for those few who know better - he is sourcing materials for his life jacket and has gone off to drum up reinforcements to help him get the whole jacket out! Come to think of it my neighbours blinds are still closed and it is already mid-day………. And perhaps that perfectly circular patch of dead grass on my lawn is in fact not, as I assumed simply the imprint of the dust bin left in one place for too long………….
Having given the matter a great deal of thought. I fear given all we know of this new breed of aquatic zombie squirrel - they may be planning a surprise attack - gaining access to households via toilets, climbing up and around the u bend and bursting out through the bowl!. Now I have thought of this, I may never be able to relax upon a porcelain throne again!!!!! It is now more important than ever to advise your men folk to put the toilet seat down!
Your neighbor has been making waterskiing Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in bloodstained lifejackets thinking he could control them. However, that is not the case the squirrels have taken over your neighbor's house for their base of operations. Thank you for the heads up on the toilets. I always look before I sit, because a snake that is flushed down the toilet can make his way up the U bend and bite you in the butt. I will keep a supply of toothpicks near the bathroom to stake the waterskiing Evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in bloodstained lifejackets if I see them in my toilet bowl. ![]()
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Post by evilsquirre1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:46:54 GMT -5
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Post by SoCal on Jan 31, 2012 11:30:00 GMT -5
Who let the squirrels out? Hoot, hoot...... ;D
(sorry....couldn't resist)
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Post by sarahg6 on Jan 31, 2012 11:36:07 GMT -5
I exalted you too Impala. Priceless, so hilarious! So much lost to CW. At least you saved this peice!
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Post by Emmy88 on Jan 31, 2012 18:27:02 GMT -5
Yay! A little piece of the CW Lounge restored! I love this thread and was so happy when I saw this here. :heart: I have exalted you 427_Impala.  |
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Post by 427_Impala on Jan 31, 2012 22:04:00 GMT -5
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I mean really let's not get silly with this. The waterskiing evil Apocalyptic ninja zombie squirrels in life jackets are very serious creatures that need to be stopped. ;D
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Anyone the green man is a legendary pagan deity who roams the woodlands of the British Isles and Europe. He usually is depicted as a horned man peering out of a mask of foliage, usually the sacred oak. He is known by other names such as "Green Jack, "Jack-in-the-Green" and "Green George." He represents spirits of trees, plants and foliage. It is believed he has rain making powers to foster livestock with lush meadows. He was frequently depicted in medieval art, including church decorations.
I'm trying to not laugh like a loon at work. "They have freakin' tiny heads!" Man I need to re read Nuts. It's on my kindle. 
