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Post by KyleEl on Jan 1, 2018 14:23:14 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 5, 2018 17:15:08 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 17, 2018 15:19:56 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Feb 2, 2018 17:58:35 GMT -5
I forget where I saw this.
We are closed due to short staff. Well, get taller staff because I want a taco!
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Post by KyleEl on Mar 16, 2018 11:18:33 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 9, 2018 15:44:53 GMT -5
Captain Holt on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" was on the short list for commissioner. But he shouldn't have been because he's six feet tall.
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 16, 2018 10:45:46 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 20, 2018 15:44:20 GMT -5
Never mind. I lost it. I'll post when I find it.
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 23, 2018 13:53:23 GMT -5
Arthur on "Superior Donuts" is being told he might be too old to drive. Sofia said her grandmother was like that. The grandmother kept asking how kindergarten was going, no matter how old she was. Someone told her it was probably because she dressed like a toddler and she protested that she buys her clothes where they have her size.
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 27, 2018 13:22:44 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on May 7, 2018 16:32:27 GMT -5
One of the late night comics said Trump will ask Jeff Sessions for his pot of gold.
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Post by KyleEl on May 14, 2018 16:07:17 GMT -5
From "SNL": Jeff Sessions will separate undocumented immigrants from their children unless they guess that his name is Rumplestiltskin.
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Post by KyleEl on May 18, 2018 15:52:37 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on May 24, 2018 16:07:12 GMT -5
I watched the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness.
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 1, 2018 16:59:18 GMT -5
Kevin Hart was on Jimmy Kimmel's prime time special. He showed several photos of him with NBA stars. We had to take his word for who they were because we couldn't see faces.
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 4, 2018 16:52:07 GMT -5
Stella's boss on "Life Sentence" knew she was seeing Stella's sister. "You're both four feet tall and have creepy doll eyes."
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 8, 2018 15:40:29 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 18, 2018 15:42:15 GMT -5
In the movie "Just a Kiss" there are two. And technically, one isn't a short joke. It's just the Peter Dinklage played the man. He got upset with the man who played the role of the eagle in a very popular commercial, a role Dinklage's character wanted. It was a good performance (with Dinklage that is always the case) but a very brief appearance.
And one character used the smallest cell phone I ever saw. They didn't just keep getting smaller because of the amount of information that is shown, but back then, the smartphone hadn't been invented. Others who looked at the phone said, "Is this just for short conversations?" and "De plane! De plane!"
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 25, 2018 16:45:43 GMT -5
Two Olympic gold medalists were on "Family Feud". Steve looked at them and asked if any women who competed in balance beam were tall.
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Post by KyleEl on Jun 29, 2018 16:46:54 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jul 3, 2018 16:02:29 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jul 3, 2018 16:05:01 GMT -5
This is the only place where I ever posted about "2 Broke Girls", so here goes.
Kat Dennings and The Olsen Twins were born the same day. And all have played Bob Saget's daughter at some point.
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Post by InsertBrainHere on Aug 10, 2018 13:43:10 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Sept 13, 2018 14:17:43 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Sept 17, 2018 16:36:14 GMT -5
George Stephanopoulos appeared on "Pyramid" and couldn't think of Bruno Mars' name. He called him the little guy. He also said he was the only one who could call him that.
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Post by KyleEl on Sept 26, 2018 12:44:21 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Oct 26, 2018 16:42:46 GMT -5
From "Murphy Brown":
Murphy cut Jeff Sessions down to size. He used to be 6 feet tall and now he sleeps in an acorn.
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Post by KyleEl on Oct 28, 2018 15:09:44 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Nov 5, 2018 17:33:46 GMT -5
"The Cool Kids":
The activities director called Margaret "Snow White" and referred to Sid as her dwarf Chafey. Sid had a chafing problem when he tried to keep up when hiking.
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Post by KyleEl on Nov 13, 2018 11:42:46 GMT -5
On SNL, Jeff Sessions said he was using the box he was born in to put his stuff in when he moved out. Actually, when he was born, that could have actually been possible. www.gocomics.com/ziggy/2018/11/06 |
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