Crazy Membership Rules

[Mistermoonlight]

40. First poster of the day is responsible for wake-up calls to all other members.

[SoCal]

41. At the summer and winter solstices all posters are required to synchronize watches for the midnight salute to our fearless leader.....whoever that might be, since immediately following the salute, the leader is sacrificed on a pyre.

42. Aeryn is charged with clean-up duties.

reason for edit: just fixed the numbering of the rules.

[Mistermoonlight]

43. First-time posters who don't measure up will be consigned to The Evicted Remedial board, until such time as they (1) improve, or (2) learn how to bribe.

[SoCal]

44. Mods who don't "share" their bribes with "certain" posters will be "eliminated." Ya' get me?

[Aeryn]

45. Anyone who actually liked Enterprise or Deep Space Nine will be forced to french kiss Khloe Kardashian.

[SoCal]

46. Any poster that actually knows who or what a Kardashian(s) is(are), are banned.

[Mistermoonlight]

47. Amendment to our formal warnings procedure. The procedure shall be shortened to ONE formal warning for the first offense, followed by an immediate three-day ban on the second offense for any post that trivializes or disrespects bacon.

[Mistermoonlight]

48. New Member Rules. All new members, before posting for the first time must find our New Member Welcome Mistress AerynRocks1's last post and reply to it in these exact words 'Hey Mister Tally man, tally me banana.'

Please note: we are not legally responsible for the answers.

[SoCal]

49. Moderator Rules. In the event of a disagreement between a moderator and a poster, it is always assumed the poster is in the right.

50. In the event the moderator is believed to be right, see previous rule.

[AntiArbitrator]

[Aeryn]

51. Chili cheese fries are the official food of the Evicted.

[AntiArbitrator]

Aug 16, 2012 19:17:25 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

51. Chili cheese fries are the official food of the Evicted.

Neat?


or Sloppy?

[Mistermoonlight]

52. Disney music may not be played or transcribed on this site, as child phonography is not allowed.

[SoCal]

53. Moderator Rules. Mods and admins are prohibited from horning in on lively "discussions" between posters, even when the whiny poster begs for an intercession. Violation of this prohibition will result in the public stoning of said mod/admin.

[AntiArbitrator]

[Mistermoonlight]

54. You must legally be at least 13 years of age to join this site.

If you were born on February 29th during a leap year, this means that you must wait until you are 52 in common years to join.

[AntiArbitrator]

55. You must have at least 30 posts before giving karma to someone just because you like her.

[SoCal]

56. The use of offensive avatars will be punishable by a 10-day banning. The determination of what constitutes an offensive avatar will be left to a specially designated group of members whose powers are derived from members who have been determined to have the most awesome avatars. The determination of what constitutes an awesome avatar is currently under construction. We'll get back to you on that at an undetermined date.

[mercurytheatre]

#57

"Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in... "

[Mistermoonlight]

58. That's not mud.

[AntiArbitrator]

59. You may not use your own image as an avatar unless you are rated at least a "10" (like Bo Derrick).

[Mistermoonlight]

Big Announcement

30 days from now we will select the 10 funniest crazy rules in a poll. The following week will narrow it down to the funniest five. Then the top three.

The top crazy rule will actually be inserted into our Official Rules and Guidelines for an amount of time.

That's right, you can contribute to the bewilderment of new members by being your funniest. So get to it.

[mercurytheatre]

#60

Everyone must do their best to find a missing CW/WB member and bring them home/here....

[Mistermoonlight]

#LXI. Roman numerals are not allowed. Ever.

[Aeryn]

62. Men must use Viagra. Then they can use their keyboard without fingers.

reason for edit: fixed rule number.

[mercurytheatre]

#63

At the first sign of Vogon ships...all members must secure and register their towels.

[mercurytheatre]

#64

All members must give up, share and divide all 'Chank Pops' ....

[SoCal]

65. Alll mods/admins are hereby subject to a 3-day ban once a month just to get them off the posters asses.

[Aeryn]

66. All posters (especially those in California) will be forced to re-elect Obama.

[SoCal]

67. All California posters forced to vote for Obama will immediately commit hari-kari to avoid living in an Obama-nation.