Crazy Membership Rules

[Mistermoonlight]

109. Killing a man in Reno, just to watch him die = one formal warning.

[Aeryn]

110. Finding legitimate reasons to use words like "insert", "pussy", "doggy", and "style" will result in massive amounts of karma.

[SoCal]

111. Never argue with an idiot poster. They will only drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

112. Always argue with an idiot mod/admin. They will drag you down to their level, but won't know what to do with you when they get you there.

[Aeryn]

113. Always share your bacon with Timmy...he'll love you for it.

114. Never cook while you're high...things tend to catch on fire when you do.

[avp60685]

115. Never mess with AVP's personal computers or face
permanent banning for life!

116. Never come on the boards if you are wearing socks with sandals

117. If you were not born in the 1980s, you will be forced to watch at least one 80s movie per week!

118. People who think Michael Jackson is sexy will forced to give Aeryn a lap dance

119. The boards must never be seen in the color of green which reminds us of an unmentionable webforum *cough* CW *cough*

[Aeryn]

120. If you were born in the '80s, your taste in music sucks.

121. If you believe that Kurt Cobain was killed by Courtney Love, you RULE.

[avp60685]

122. If you know the words to "Don't stop believing" by Journey then you are truly an amazing poster!

123. If you think Moon has been replaced by monkeys, then you could be right but remember he'll deny it!

124. If you think that coffee should be drank in the mornings then you are required to make a fresh batch for the other users

125. Whoever uses the bathroom last, must use Anti's old toothbrush to clean it throughly

[Mistermoonlight]

126. All werewolf threads will be locked during a full moon.

[avp60685]

127. The Fight Club threads must be kept clear of granny panties and other such materials

[Mistermoonlight]

128. Rioting is only allowed in the Riot thread, and must proceed in an orderly fashion.

[avp60685]

129. No food fights allowed in the Food Thread!

[Aeryn]

130. Threads about cats, libraries, or gasoline prices will result in a slow death for the poster.

[Mistermoonlight]

131. Using subliminal messages hidden within other subliminal messages to create an army of sleeper-cell posters that will do your bidding is not encouraged.

In fact, it's illegal to post anything about it.

[avp60685]

132. Discovering the location for Mod/Admin Island is found perhaps on Google if you type in Elvis Lives Here in the search box but this fact has not been proven!

133. Aeryn is missing a set of whips, if you have discovered them please return them to David and will receive a great reward for doing so!

[Mistermoonlight]

134. .srorrim evah ew sulP .ti wonk ll'ew sdrawkcab dna tfel ot thgir tsop uoy fI

135. Don't make me stop this car and come back there. Even if he/she is 'looking at you.'

[SoCal]

136. The use of Pig Latin is to be encouraged.

138. O-hay iad-say ou-ya ould-ca ost-pa ere-ha?

[mercurytheatre]

139. All members should own a Blue Blazer, a Red Jacket or a Browncoat.

[Mistermoonlight]

And if that Blue Blazer is irregular, all the better.


140. Use of invisotext in posts may incur a royalty fee from the estate of H. G. Wells.

141. Don't ask what goes on in the back room at The Evicted. Just pretend it's not there, OK?

[Aeryn]

Aug 23, 2012 16:35:53 GMT -5 avp60685 said:

133. Aeryn is missing a set of whips, if you have discovered them please return them to David and will receive a great reward for doing so!

[Mistermoonlight]

142. References to sexual organs may be made, but only in a nonsexual way.

References to sexual pianos are forbidden.

[Aeryn]

143. All quotes by Mae West are not only welcomed, but encouraged.

[Mistermoonlight]

Honorable mention for this quote from the AES Cattlewomen's group on Facebook:

"Remember we don't have any crazy membership rules, you just have to love cattle and want to promote beef!!!!"


www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=202152353224084&id=102364219811731

[Aeryn]

144. As a general rule, posts in this thread should be numbered.

[Mistermoonlight]

145. Since we have no generals, all of The Evicted rules are either random, specific, or secret.

[Aeryn]

146. Evicted staff may or may not enforce said rules...depending on whether or not they got laid the previous night.

[SoCal]

147. When discussing super secret rules for "The Evicted," the Cone of Silence shall be utilized.

148. Shoe phones are optional.

[Aeryn]

149. All posters must be fans of Galaxy Quest.

150. All posters must prefer the ORIGINAL Battlestar Galactica.

151. Jeri Ryan is way hotter than Tricia Helfer.

[avp60685]

152. All brain teasers in the brain teaser thread must tested with the boards' monkeys before posting them to make sure they are solvable!

153. Gordon Ramsay will make surprise appearances on the Food Thread so make sure you have your recipes in good order before you post!

154. Timmy may change his username at least three times per week but no more than 4 times!

[SoCal]

155. All posters in the Supernatual thread must stock at least one calendar year's worth of rock salt in their basements or garages.

156. All posters in the Supernatural thread must owned or driven in a 1969 Chevy Imapala at least once.

[avp60685]

157. All rpgs must be completely different from the actual reality
158. All group threads must be a group of some kind or else they risk being deleted!

159. All tv rankings are to be posted before the end of the season!