Crazy Membership Rules

[SoCal]

68. Membership laws written by mods/admins are subject to approval by posters. Any mod/admin law NOT approved by posters is immediately null and void.

[Aeryn]

69. All posters who weren't fans of John Henson on Talk Soup will be shot.

70. If you actually think John Stewart has any talent, you'll be shot twice. Then stomped.

71. All posters who love Craig Ferguson are fabulous people.

reason for edit: fix numbering correctly

[Mistermoonlight]

72. WHEREVER POSSIBLE, TYPE IN ALL CAPS. SOME OF OUR MEMBERS SUFFER FROM HEARING LOSS.

73. posts typed with no caps may be deleted as they are considered 'muttering under one's breath.'

74. Posts not considered strong enough for Supernatural Fight Club may be moved to Pillow Fight Club.

[Watchtower]

75. All members must report in once every week at a minimum. Failure to do so will get you hunted down by Watchtower, who will show no mercy unless a proper bribe is made.

[AntiArbitrator]

76. All political posts must be cleared by our press secretary. Submit requests here: displacedcwloungefan.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=1579&page=2#60807

[Mistermoonlight]

The Evicted lasers destroyed rule #77.

#78. Chuck Norris. No exceptions.

#79. You are not permitted to view this rule.

#80. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

[Aeryn]

81. All posters must love the film Tekken.

82. All posters must love Luke Goss.

83. If you're a Twilight fan, you will be killed.

[SoCal]

84. Any poster putting the "#" sign in front of an actual number is subject to a 3-day ban for not knowing that what is immediately adjacent to the "#" sign are numbers.
I mean come on, it's like the La Brea Tar Pits. La Brea means "the tar," so it's "The Tar Tar Pits.
Same thing.
Don't do it.
We know who you are.

[Aeryn]

85. If you believe that dark matter actually exists, you have to prove it.

86. If you majored in English, good luck...nobody hires English majors.

[Mistermoonlight]

87. For further clarification on dark matter, please see rule #58.

[Aeryn]

88. Anyone who makes Uranus jokes will be dropped into a black hole.

[SoCal]

89. Any poster, moderator or administratior who routinely comments on youtube videos will be banned for 5 days.

[Aeryn]

90. Anyone wearing blue eyeshadow will be tortured.

91. Lime green clothing is prohibited.

[AntiArbitrator]

Aug 20, 2012 18:31:32 GMT -5 SoCal said:

89. Any poster, moderator or administratior who routinely comments on youtube videos will be banned for 5 days.

[SoCal]

92. There's NO CRYING in posting! Automatic 3-day ban.

93. Chewing of tobacco is restricted to those who own their own spitoons.

94. Designated hitters are prohibited.

[Mistermoonlight]

Amen to SoCal!

There's NO CRYING at The Evicted

[mazeman]

95. Posters continuously referring to themselves as "Sweet Cans" or "Hottie" will be placed in solitary confinement with Aeryn for a 48-hour period.

[SoCal]

96. Confinement with Aeryn for ANY length of time greater than 30 seconds will be considered "cruel and unusual punishment." Thus it is reserved for only the most egregious of transgressions.

[Aeryn]

97. Those confined with Aeryn for ANY length of time will remember it as the greatest experience of their life.

[davidhayes1956]

Aug 21, 2012 18:36:48 GMT -5 Aeryn said:

97. Those confined with Aeryn for ANY length of time will remember it as the greatest experience of their life.

Being there or getting out?

[SoCal]

98. Posters who continously and monotonously blather on about Woodstock and the "Summer of Love" will be placed in time out with a herd of teenagers listening to Justin Bieber tunes.

[Aeryn]

99. Posters who complain about Woodstock or "The Summer of Love" discussions will be stabbed in the face, set on fire, and buried in a shallow grave.

[mazeman]

100. Posters who over-use library resources will be subject to copying from the Bible in crayon with their toes.

[SoCal]

101. Posters who need to be told what a library IS, will be subject to a 3-day ban.

102. Posters who don't know what an LP is, are too young to post and will be subject to ongoing monitoring and nap breaks.

[mazeman]

103. Posters not knowing the complete theme to "The Brady Bunch" or the answer to "Who Shot JR?" must post all replies in braille.

[Aeryn]

104. Posters who need Viagra are banned automatically.

[SoCal]

105. Posters who prefer Picard over Kirk are automatically banned.

[Aeryn]

106. Posters who prefer Kirk over Picard will be be water boarded.

[Mistermoonlight]

107. The remainder, will, of course, be assimilated.

[SoCal]

108. The humilitating practice ofexploiting cute kittens and puppies to make a comedic point is banned. Unless, of course, the picture is excellent.