Crazy Membership Rules

[Aeryn]

242. Any poster who realizes I was talking about her ten paragraph post will be congratulated.


Edited to correct sequence of number.

[SoCal]

243. Posters who can think beyond a single sentence will be awarded access to other members posts to correct and/or modify them so they make actual sense.

[Aeryn]

244. Posters who feel the need to use fifty sentences when three would suffice will be forced to repeat English 101.

[SoCal]

245. Posters who forget that some may need to reiterate and/or augment their posts for those who have shit for brains, are subject to a 3-day ban......as well as detention.

[Aeryn]

246. Posters who need to "reiterate" and/or "augment" their posts obviously have no fucking idea about anything.

[SoCal]

247. Mods/admins may NOT participate in contests when they get to choose the winners.

[SoCal]

248. Mods/admins shall not post in threads for shows they do not watch.

[Aeryn]

249. Mods/admins who insist on behaving like regular posters shall create a "play name" for fun, and a Mod name for business.

[Aeryn]

250. Members who don't post a new rule at least twice a day will die in their sleep.

[SoCal]

251. Mods/admins who seriously expect posters to care about amusing membership rules actually being placed in the "rules and guidelines" take the forum WAY too seriously.