Mistermoonlight
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Crystal the Monkey Fan Club
"The dreamers ride against the men of action. Oh see the men of action falling back."--Leonard Cohen
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Aug 24, 2012 16:43:28 GMT -5
160. The Geneva Convention mandates that you are only required to give username, ranking, and post count if you are captured by an enemy forum.
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avp60685
SuperMod
I go by many titles but FRIEND is a favorite!
Writing is part of my blood and D.N.A.
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Post by avp60685 on Aug 24, 2012 16:50:48 GMT -5
161. Never give out your real name in the Fight Club, always go by an alias except for Aeryn who is obviously in witness protection and goes by her real name!
162. Never hack into the main computer or else risk being permanently banned for life by the mods and admins.
163. Never type when you are sleeping because you could end up with crazy posts!
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mercurytheatre
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Searching for light in the darkness of insanity
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Post by mercurytheatre on Aug 24, 2012 17:28:53 GMT -5
164. "Members agree that Friday nights shall be reserved for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series, 'Firefly'." -Sheldon- Big Bang Theory |
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avp60685
SuperMod
I go by many titles but FRIEND is a favorite!
Writing is part of my blood and D.N.A.
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Post by avp60685 on Aug 24, 2012 17:31:41 GMT -5
165. AVP requires that there be no dirty underwear left anywhere on the boards!
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Aeryn
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by Aeryn on Aug 24, 2012 18:06:55 GMT -5
166. If you've slept with Lisa (and really, who hasn't?) and tell us about it, you get free pizza for a year.
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mercurytheatre
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Searching for light in the darkness of insanity
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Post by mercurytheatre on Aug 24, 2012 18:43:18 GMT -5
167. Members who do not know who Claudia Black is....should log out now.
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Aeryn
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by Aeryn on Aug 24, 2012 18:51:18 GMT -5
168. Members who don't acknowledge Timmy as our King need to leave.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2012 19:06:22 GMT -5
169. Before entering any and all threads created by Aeryn, members must spray the special virtual disinfectant spray provided by her lover Don King. 167. Members who do not know who Claudia Black is....should log out now. *logs out* ![]() |
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Aeryn
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by Aeryn on Aug 24, 2012 19:15:11 GMT -5
170. All men who have slept with Lisa should get an STD test....NOW!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2012 19:23:22 GMT -5
171. Any members who received a PM from me today should really listen to the warning I was so nice to give them about a certain person on here.  |
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mercurytheatre
Honorary Luthor
Searching for light in the darkness of insanity
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Post by mercurytheatre on Aug 24, 2012 19:25:27 GMT -5
172. All members should overlook the fact that I may...at times...put too many dots/periods in my ellipsis.
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Mistermoonlight
Administrator
Crystal the Monkey Fan Club
"The dreamers ride against the men of action. Oh see the men of action falling back."--Leonard Cohen
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Aug 24, 2012 19:47:22 GMT -5
173. If you have been with The Evicted long enough to be considered a free agent poster, The Evicted may, at its discretion, trade or sell you to another forum.
An example of this would be if we needed somebody who was really good with commas.
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Aeryn
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by Aeryn on Aug 25, 2012 9:07:01 GMT -5
174. Anyone who was personally banned by Susie gets a metal...if she banned you both on the WB and CW site, you win a car.
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Aug 25, 2012 21:39:45 GMT -5
175. Any member decoding the secret password in these rules will know the secret password.
176. Any member locating the tribal symbol receives immunity for one day.
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Mistermoonlight
Administrator
Crystal the Monkey Fan Club
"The dreamers ride against the men of action. Oh see the men of action falling back."--Leonard Cohen
Posts: 8,508
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Aug 26, 2012 19:27:57 GMT -5
177. In the Fire Thread it is illegal to yell 'Theater!'
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SoCal
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by SoCal on Aug 26, 2012 19:36:37 GMT -5
178. Any member who survived a battle with Lost Cause is granted lifetime privileges in the Evicted lounge. 50% discounts in the souvenier shop and cafeteria are granted for life.
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Mistermoonlight
Administrator
Crystal the Monkey Fan Club
"The dreamers ride against the men of action. Oh see the men of action falling back."--Leonard Cohen
Posts: 8,508
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Aug 26, 2012 19:40:01 GMT -5
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Aug 26, 2012 22:27:17 GMT -5
Ditto.  |
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Aeryn
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by Aeryn on Aug 27, 2012 22:01:20 GMT -5
179. Every member must know how to slam dance.
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avp60685
SuperMod
I go by many titles but FRIEND is a favorite!
Writing is part of my blood and D.N.A.
Posts: 27,148
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Post by avp60685 on Aug 28, 2012 9:06:49 GMT -5
180. Any unattended children left on the boards will be claimed by Social Services
181. All uneaten bacon must be given to Timmy!
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Aug 28, 2012 10:28:38 GMT -5
182. Before debating with a SuperMod, member must pass the course "Denial 101".
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avp60685
SuperMod
I go by many titles but FRIEND is a favorite!
Writing is part of my blood and D.N.A.
Posts: 27,148
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Post by avp60685 on Aug 28, 2012 10:34:51 GMT -5
183. All  is to be stored in the Food Thread or else it will become eaten by other members 184. Never type and post while driving a vehicle |
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Aeryn
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by Aeryn on Sept 1, 2012 9:06:06 GMT -5
185. All members must use the word "fuck" at least five times in each post. |
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SoCal
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by SoCal on Sept 1, 2012 20:36:34 GMT -5
186. Each new poster will be subject to paddling by other members. If the new poster does not shout, "Please sir, may I have another,"after each hit with the paddle, he/she will not be allowed to participate in these boards.
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Aeryn
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by Aeryn on Sept 1, 2012 21:00:29 GMT -5
187. All posters must love vampires.
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Mistermoonlight
Administrator
Crystal the Monkey Fan Club
"The dreamers ride against the men of action. Oh see the men of action falling back."--Leonard Cohen
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Sept 1, 2012 23:15:01 GMT -5
188. Your first post cannot be a request for someone to bail you out of jail.
We don't do that on the first date.
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Aeryn
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by Aeryn on Sept 1, 2012 23:28:42 GMT -5
189. All pictures of Moon in high heels and a corset must be shared.
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Mistermoonlight
Administrator
Crystal the Monkey Fan Club
"The dreamers ride against the men of action. Oh see the men of action falling back."--Leonard Cohen
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Sept 2, 2012 0:13:09 GMT -5
I have some from the Brusly, LA Volunteer Fire Department's Male Beauty Pageant fundraiser 20 years ago, but they're fifty bucks apiece.
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Aeryn
Supernatural Fight Club
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Post by Aeryn on Sept 5, 2012 17:21:47 GMT -5
190. All administrators must have a Crystal the monkey avatar!!!
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Mistermoonlight
Administrator
Crystal the Monkey Fan Club
"The dreamers ride against the men of action. Oh see the men of action falling back."--Leonard Cohen
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Post by Mistermoonlight on Sept 5, 2012 18:15:43 GMT -5
Excellent suggestion, and I urge not just admins, but everyone on the board to follow it. ![]() I will return to my beloved Crystal the Monkey avatar after full disclosure in the next few days as to why I have taken on the cloak of Dean Wormer.  |
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