Crazy Membership Rules

[Aeryn]

I loved Crystal. So cute!!

[SoCal]

191. Admins who change their avatars because they have posters on "double secret probation" will be banned.

[Mistermoonlight]

Crystal will definitely be back. We've been storing up bananas for her in the Mod Lounge.

And someday, in a more perfect world, I will have an avatar that features Crystal riding Shelby from Smallville, even if I have to pay someone to Photoshop it for me.

[Aeryn]

192. Members who dress like Juice Newton (SoCal!) will be forced to chant like a hari krishna.

[SoCal]

193. Posters who dress like Janis Joplin (Aeryn) will be forced to wear purple "granny glasses" and love beads daily.

[Aeryn]

194. Posters who were in the original cast of Hair (SoCal) will be given a lifetime's supply of body waxing kits.

[SoCal]

195. Posters who didn't make the cut for "Godspell" (Aeryn) will have to wear the costumes they auditioned in for life.

[Mistermoonlight]

196. Anyone who remembers Juice Newton and forgets Merrilee Rush is already in hell.

[Aeryn]

196. Posters who dated Woody Allen and Roman Polanski (SoCal) will be forever tainted...and that means the afterlife as well.

[SoCal]

197. Posters who are jealous (Aeryn) that I can get ALL the short perverts I want, are subject to a 3-day banning.

[Aeryn]

198. Posters who can't spell my name correctly (SoCal) will be glued to a bench, so homeless men can use their mouths as urinals.

[Mistermoonlight]

Sept 5, 2012 19:11:12 GMT -5 SoCal said:

197. Posters who are jealous (Aeryn) that I can get ALL the short perverts I want, are subject to a 3-day banning.

This is a very unique calling, you know?

[SoCal]

Indeed I do. I'm a very special person.


The fact that you haven't yet noticed my uniqueness until now has lowered my opinion of you. Tsk, tsk.

Rise, peasant. You may withdraw.

[Aeryn]

[Mistermoonlight]

Something happened, and I'm not even sure what it was. But I think I lost.

[SoCal]

You are correct in your assessment, sir.

[Aeryn]

[SoCal]

199. Members must submit their proposed posts a minimum of 24 hours before actually posting them for review by "the powers that be." Any post found to be at odds with current mind-think will be dropped into the board's incincerator and the poster will be summoned for re-training.

[Aeryn]

200. Members must send Aeryn a dozen roses, and write poems about how much they adore her. They must also build a temple in her name. And[/b] worship daily at said temple.

[SoCal]

201. Rule #200 must only be observed after the daily sacrifice to the temple of SoCal.

[Aeryn]

202. Rule #201 must only be observed after an effigy of SoCal has been burned on Aeryn's altar of gold.

[SoCal]

[Aeryn]

[SoCal]

203. Certain members are allowed to be total a--holes, while some others will be admonished harshly for being attacked by said a--holes.

[Aeryn]

204. All members are required to bow before me.

[Aeryn]

205. The next person who climbs onto their soapbox in the Presidential thread will be shot, their carcass thrown into an alley, and feral dogs will dine on their flesh. Said flesh will be vomited onto all political posts which are longer than one sentence.

[SoCal]

206. Posters who use avatars of skinny British actors in goofy series will face a 3-day ban.

[Aeryn]

207. Members who keep the same avatar for months will be drawn and quartered.

[SoCal]

208. Members who have found the perfect avatar are required to keep them in order to influence other members whose avators suck so much, they need to constantly change them.

[Aeryn]

209. (see rule #207)