Short jokes (because the actors could have been dwarfs)

[KyleEl]

Peter Dinklage won an Emmy.

I just wonder if he would have done this show if not otherwise committed. He would make a great Grumpy. Except he's so much smaller than the others.

[KyleEl]

I saw the boss from "2 Broke Girls" on an old episode of "The Middle". "Hot in Cleveland" started late. I remember that they were with this Japanese man who didn't talk so they assumed he couldn't speak English. In the part I saw before "Hot in Cleveland" came on, he said, "I can fix car."

[KyleEl]

"2 Broke Girls" was back last week and I watched it earlier this week.

Not a short joke, but the first one I thought of. I think I'm remembering this correctly. The boss was online and when he got to the web site he wanted he said, "I'm in!" Max said he had never said that to a woman.

From another show, also about a Korean. The doctor's sister on "Dr. Ken" is also a doctor and has a very popular syndicated talk show. One of the employees at Dr. Ken's office said she didn't like the show at first but it has grown on her. Dr. Ken, she said, had shrunk on her.

[KyleEl]

Dr. Ken says he shops at Forever 21 because the Small Man clothes fit him perfectly.

[KyleEl]

The boss on "2 Broke Girls" said "Huge news!"

To which Max replied, "Who's bringing the rest?"

Later in the episode he got inside a suitcase as a publicity stunt for the diner. Everyone left and he was still inside.

[KyleEl]

Not exact quotes and I'm not sure which waitress, but it's usually Max. The first line is from the boss and the second is the reply.

-I'm a chick magnet!
-You're barely a refrigerator magnet.

-You've been schooled!
-Or at least preschooled.

-I can't keep up with all the drink orders! I'm running out of little umbrellas.
-If it rains, how will you get home?

[KyleEl]

At the Golden Globe Awards, Ricky Gervais introduced Ken Jeong and Kevin Hart by saying when Brad and Angelina see them they will want to take them home and adopt them. The microphone came down when they walked out on stage.

[KyleEl]

The "2 Broke Girls" boss said something like "There is evil afoot!" Max replied he was bigger than a foot.

Caroline said something great but I can't remember it now. I'll find it.

[KyleEl]

Haven't found it yet but they kept guessing the boss' Internet password.

This week, according to the commercial, Max is asked why she hasn't changed into her uniform. The boss is asked why he hasn't changed into a butterfly.

[KyleEl]

"2 Broke Girls" is on at the same time as "Madoff" on Wednesday. I mention this because Caroline's father was compared to Madoff, which is why she's a waitress now.

And when the cast went to see the cashier play with his old band, they were talking about the boss and Max said, "He's standing under me right now, isn't he?"

[KyleEl]

Everyone at the restaurant was ignoring Max and looking at their smartphone. The boss needed to talk to Max and she decided to let him since everyone else was only interested in something small and made in Asia.

[KyleEl]

Dr. Ken is at his son's school. A man walks in and says, "Excuse me, little boy ... Oh ... you're a grown man. Hard to tell. ... Still is."

Later in the same episode: "Ken Park, the Valley's tiniest doctor."

At a dance both men are chaperoning, the taller man, who won't let his daughter dance with Dr. Ken's son, is on the phone and not paying attention as Dr. Ken walks up to him. He says, "I have to serve a kid a drink."

Dr. Ken says to him, "I know we don't see eye to eye." The response: "Because you're fun size."

They settle their differences and the taller man says he will be the bigger man.

[KyleEl]

Back to "2 Broke Girls". The boss was going to a comic book convention. The girls went too because Max loved video games, something she had never told Caroline for some reason. When a woman asked where their boss was, one of them said he was at the Pokemon exhibit. They needed a Pikachu.

There were two jokes earlier in the episode. The boss was so confused. He was told puberty is difficult.

Caroline told the other joke. The boss said he got a free Microsoft Surface. She said he was a micro soft surface.

[AntiArbitrator]

I watched the episode of Dr. Ken and that lawyer kept hitting him with zingers.

[KyleEl]

Caroline was invited to what was essentially an Open Mike night, but it wasn't a comedy club. The people had depressing stories. When Caroline was asked to contribute her story on a later occasion, Max felt that jokes were needed and one would have been to invite their boss and have her start with "I'm going to keep this short, because he did."

The cashier said the boss had Legos on his desk which were the little people who protected his virginity. I'm not sure that's really a short joke, but it does make him sound like a child.

[KyleEl]

Caroline and Max were invited to Hollywood because someone wants to make a movie based on her life. Max told the boss he would be played by either the Keebler Elf or the Asian girl on "Modern Family".

[KyleEl]

The 2 Broke Girls had a visit from their neighbor Sophie. She answered the phone. It was the boss. She said he sounded shorter long distance.

[KyleEl]

The 2 Broke Girls took care of a dog. The dog ran away and they were having a hard time finding it. One of the girls wondered how a creature with such short legs could get so far so fast. The other said Danny DeVito gets around really well.

[KyleEl]

Dr. Ken's patient was a standup comic. He said Dr. Ken was so short he could model for trophies. He promised Dr. Ken he would save him a seat and not a booster seat this time.

[KyleEl]

As I have mentioned, a movie is being made about Caroline. So Max said to the boss there was a movie made about him: "Paul Blart: Small Cop".

[KyleEl]

A comment was made that the boss popped out of a hole. It has been so long I've forgotten what that was.

[KyleEl]

With the money Caroline made from the movie about her life, the 2 Broke Girls are expanding their business. They asked their boss about using even more space in the building that housed his diner. The boss, who was standing at the time, said no because his therapist told him to stand up to people. Max told him to stand up.

The boss has a new girlfriend, who showed the girls a property along with the boss. It was kind of small, but she said small could be good. "I like small".

[KyleEl]

The girlfriend showed the 2 Broke Girls a location she had found. It looked very familiar. It was, in fact, their old location, which the boss had agreed to let them expand. He was inside and opened the window, and Max said she hated puppet shows.

[KyleEl]

Caroline called a staff meeting. The boss objected because only he is supposed to call staff meetings. At some point, because of his ranting, Max or someone commented on what it's like when the runt of the litter gets rejected.

[KyleEl]

The 2 Broke Girls have their money and are using it to get their business ready. The boss was horrified to see the cleaning rag a construction worker was using. It was his sport coat. Max said she thought it was a sweater for a Chihuahua.

[KyleEl]

Brick's parents on "The Middle" paid more attention to his older brother and sister than to him. Poor Brick has been getting ignored a lot over the years. One example, which is not unusual. The parents marked on the wall how tall each child was for years. They did it twice for Brick. His mother had the theory maybe that's why he quit growing.

[KyleEl]

The boss on "2 Broke Girls" joined a gym. To which Max replied, "At least we know they have child care."

[KyleEl]

Jiminy Glick, on "Maya and Marty", interviewed Kevin Hart. He said Kevin Hart's clothes were hand-me-downs from his kids, and showed him a doughnut and said if he was drowning, that's what they'd use to save him.

[KyleEl]

I don't remember the date of the comic strip so I can't provide a link.

But the King of Id looked in the mirror and asked who was the tallest in the kingdom. The mirror told him he was. Someone else asked who was the most honest in the kingdom and the mirror had to confess it certainly wasn't him.

[KyleEl]

Peter Dinklage won an Emmy. It looked more like Emmy won a Peter Dinklage. That was on a CW special I think aired for the third time and I finally saw it this time.