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Post by KyleEl on Aug 1, 2016 15:44:43 GMT -5
On "Match Game", it was stated Kevin Hart had an affair. The proof was the hickey on her blank.
No, I don't remember what the celebrities' responses are.
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Post by KyleEl on Aug 15, 2016 14:15:38 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Aug 22, 2016 13:23:51 GMT -5
According to "Match Game", Peter Dinklage is now a sumo wrestler. However, in his first match he got caught in his opponent's blank.
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Post by KyleEl on Oct 3, 2016 14:19:57 GMT -5
From "Black-ish": At Disney World the cast was in line for the dwarves' Mine Train. Diane told Jack he was about to see his future job prospects.
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Post by KyleEl on Oct 21, 2016 14:56:28 GMT -5
"2 Broke Girls" is back!
I think there were more since the premiere was an hour, but here's what I remembered:
The boss lost his diner to the 2 Broke Girls gambling. They insisted he wear a waiter uniform. One of the girls said, "Oh, look, it's Bob's Little Boy." One later didn't want to hear the opinion of a mustard packet.
Sophie's water broke in the diner so her husband Oleg, the diner's cook, called his Lyft driver. It was the boss, who is working several jobs to pay his gambling debts. Max said, "Look, it's Minnie Driver!" As they prepared to get in the car Sophie said the baby was here. One of the girls looked at the driver and said, "A baby, anyway." On the way to the hospital, another driver was rude to the boss. One of the girls said they probably couldn't tell that anyone was driving.
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Post by KyleEl on Oct 28, 2016 15:26:46 GMT -5
I've forgotten the first joke. Maybe I can find it. But one of the girls said their life had turned into an episode of "Game of Thrones" but they were still going to root for the dwarf.
The cashier was fighting with the boss over a nice stool the boss got from someone who died. The cashier wanted a comfortable place to sit and the boss wanted to use it for customers. There was some reference to a little girl and someone compared the boss to one, but beyond that I don't remember.
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Post by KyleEl on Nov 22, 2016 16:43:51 GMT -5
I saw another episode. Caroline made one reference to a "Little People, Big World" party but I don't remember it.
But her other joke was really funny. And to understand it you have to know the girls have been making full-sized cakes instead of cupcakes and in this case one really big one, which the boss accidentally dropped after they put it on "his" side when they didn't have enough room on their side. She asked if anyone had seen a man-sized cake being carried by a cake-sized man.
This isn't a short joke but the cake had hot dogs in it. Sophie found the missing cake which her husband had hidden, and brought it along with her baby in the stroller. She asked if anyone had any mustard for her cake.
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Post by KyleEl on Nov 28, 2016 16:05:08 GMT -5
Sophie started using a doll with a phone app as a baby monitor. The doll had her face.
One of the girls, as the boss walked in, said, "Speaking of creepy dolls."
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Post by KyleEl on Dec 2, 2016 14:07:26 GMT -5
The girls have a bar now. The boss walked in and one of them criticized him because they don't allow children.
One of the girls said she didn't believe in leprechauns until she met one.
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Post by KyleEl on Dec 12, 2016 14:35:15 GMT -5
Dr. Ken's father had to go to a parent-teacher conference when both parents were busy. The grandfather stayed around and observed the class, and had to be reminded that "observe" means keeping quiet. He proceeded to insult the students and demanded his grandson be put in a class where he would be challenged, as he had done with his own son. The grandfather was reminded by his daughter-in-law that Ken was the shortest kid in middle school, high school, college and even medical school.
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Post by KyleEl on Dec 16, 2016 16:45:26 GMT -5
This wasn't the best possible joke. One of the 2 Broke Girls saw the boss dressed like the Gorton's fisherman, because a big storm was coming, and called him Saddington Bear. As he walked out to put sandbags in front of the diner, he wondered if anyone was following him. The cashier said just a little boy's shadow.
I was trying to think of the other joke. Sophie walked in with her baby, and her new manny (her husband is jealous because the man is so good looking). I can't remember now what she said.
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Post by KyleEl on Dec 23, 2016 13:49:54 GMT -5
Okay, I remembered after reading about a new "Despicable Me" sequel. The boss was still in his raincoat and hat, and it was something like, "Oh, look, a minion!"
This week's one joke was about the boss buying a car from his cook. He didn't want anyone else to drive it because he's gotten the gas pedal extender just the way he wants it.
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 2, 2017 13:51:17 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 9, 2017 15:33:44 GMT -5
Sophie and Oleg noticed that the boss seemed taller. He had lifts put in his shoes. Oleg said he was almost as tall as a penguin.
Sophie and Oleg walked Caroline's horse while she was out of town. A mother saw the horse and asked how much to let her daughter have her photo taken on the horse. They saw an opportunity. But the boss wasn't happy when he saw what they were doing. Oleg told him he'd have to wait his turn like all the other kids.
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 23, 2017 14:54:32 GMT -5
I predict new material will come from "MacGyver".
Nothing on "2 Broke Girls", although the boss complained the construction next door was ruining the fine dining ambience.
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Post by KyleEl on Jan 30, 2017 13:09:31 GMT -5
Dr. Ken has a son Dave. His wife Allison was telling someone they looked all over for Dave's pajamas and finally realized Ken was wearing them.
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Post by KyleEl on Feb 13, 2017 14:17:17 GMT -5
From "Lethal Weapon": Is there another bigger Kevin Flynn? Is Snow White around?
From "Big Bang Theory": Howard is working on a small guidance system for the Air Force. He has a 4'10" wife who he keeps sexually satisfied, so he knows tiny things.
And the 2 Broke Girls have their dessert bar in the same building with the diner where they work. So their boss is always coming over. When he did, Max said something like, "Oh, look, a groundhog. This means an early Spring." When the cashier came over, the boss said he needed to go back to work because he had the shrimp supplier covering for him. Max said something like "I thought the only shrimp supplier was your mother." When Max let Caroline go out on a date, proving she could handle the place by herself, she couldn't The boss happened to be there when she told hem something like "Get off your knees and deliuver these drinks." Yes, he's waiting tables for HER now.
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Post by KyleEl on Feb 17, 2017 14:15:22 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on Feb 22, 2017 14:49:10 GMT -5
The above story line has continued. You can click on the right arrow. However, I'm not sure there are short jokes each day.
I haven't watched "2 Broke Girls" yet this week because I recorded it with an antenna and will wait until I have spent time watching and deleting shows from the other machine. It is really ironic that there was a glitch when I recorded off cable and I missed a joke (not a short joke) and then came in and watched what was recorded with an antenna and it WORKED!
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Post by KyleEl on Mar 1, 2017 16:41:35 GMT -5
I watched this week's episode on cable even though I recorded it with an antenna. I have to delete everything I can from the TiVo with an antenna because there's so much I still have to watch.
The boss decided to close the restaurant on Sundays because his therapist said he needs time to focus on himself. Max asked if he needs a magnifying glass for that. Since the boss talks about Max, Caroline asked what was said about her. The boss said she never came up. Max said the boss doesn't come up to her knees.
I know there was one more but I forgot it. Late in the episode, though, despite the girls treating him so mean and vice versa, he was really emotional and said they were like his family.
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Post by KyleEl on Mar 20, 2017 15:50:52 GMT -5
Caroline's boyfriend had a secret. Max saw a text on his phone from his ex and assumed they had a baby together (it was a cat named Baby). The ex was a wedding planner so Max got the boss to pose as her fiancé. When the ex, wondering how these two got together, asked Max if she was about to have a little one, she said she already had a little one. Later she said she was already with child. When a stroller was mentioned, she said that's how she pushed him around.
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Post by KyleEl on Mar 24, 2017 15:48:11 GMT -5
The cook at the diner and his wife just had a baby, and the wife walked into the diner pushing the baby in a stroller, as she often does these days. She complained about how their baby was dumb. After one of the comments about a dumb baby, the boss walks in.
Later in the episode, the couple are upset about the baby's latest play date. It seems the other baby is already reading. The girls, who happen to live in the same building, have to explain the man is 37 years old and a little person, not a baby. Considering all the jokes about the boss over the years, one wonders how that never came up.
Caroline's latest boyfriend likes to bowl so she went with him, and the boss and the couple also come along, with the baby. The couple see a claw machine and decide to get a stuffed animal for the baby. They think the boss would have an advantage since he was born in one.
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Post by KyleEl on Mar 31, 2017 15:17:01 GMT -5
One more joke about the claw machine I forgot. They were trying to get a toy for the baby by cheating and since the boss was involved they called it Ocean's One and a Half.
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Post by KyleEl on Mar 31, 2017 15:22:09 GMT -5
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Post by AntiArbitrator on Mar 31, 2017 15:42:11 GMT -5
Made me laugh.
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 3, 2017 16:18:01 GMT -5
Two jokes about Andy on "The Goldbergs". I know there were three but I forgot the other one.
When Andy plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
When Andy bungee jumped, he was killed when the dental floss attached to the curb broke.
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 17, 2017 14:39:22 GMT -5
Caroline and Max were invited to Hollywood because someone wants to make a movie based on her life. Max told the boss he would be played by either the Keebler Elf or the Asian girl on "Modern Family". Close. The movie has been cast and the 2 Broke Girls met the cast. The boss is played by an 11-year old girl. He objected that an 11-year-old girl can't run a diner. Max said he did.
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Post by KyleEl on Apr 24, 2017 14:08:19 GMT -5
And in the season finale, the girls went to the red carpet event. The boss and Earl were both in tuxes. I don't know why the writers never point out that Earl and the boss are the same height. Earl looks taller because he's usually the cashier and behind a desk, but I never noticed it while he was walking around.
But for the boss alone, Max commented that the star of "March of the Penguins" was here.
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Post by KyleEl on May 5, 2017 12:32:01 GMT -5
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Post by KyleEl on May 8, 2017 14:57:58 GMT -5
Brick on "The Middle" was having trouble with his girlfriend. His brother Axl asked if he lost the stepladder he needs to kiss her.
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